Trif
Joined: Jun 10, 2004
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Dec 06, 2004 - 05:32 |
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aww, shucks, here's a "I'm a brave little non-Dwarven coach" badge, just like you get at the dentist!
dont say i'm not good to you.... |
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Trif
Joined: Jun 10, 2004
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Dec 06, 2004 - 05:40 |
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also, has it ever occured to you guys that maybe it's not so hard to hurt dwarves? all it takes is one extra assist and they're as easy to foul as darkies or high elves..... |
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SixFootDwarf
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Dec 10, 2004 - 22:20 |
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Oh, we could do the same thing, Tod...team full of mighty blow and dirty player. Problem is:
1. we have problems finding games as it IS!! You put 8 MBs and 4 DPs on a Dwarf team and who the hell is gonna play that team?? Get real.
2. those Chaos cheese-artists get access to ALL the sames skills we do, PLUS the 4 ST4 guys, PLUS a Big Guy, PLUS mutations! We get what, 2 Slayers? C'mon!
3. and don't give me that Beastman AV8 crap...the most Dwarves can do is +1 to armor/injury. You can get +3 to armor and/or +3 to injury. With a claw all our guys are AV7 anyway....at best.
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How ironic that now people want to play YOUR game, ie bash-em-up early and often, and score later, and this makes you hide in fear....pathetic
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ST4 with Claw/RSC/Tackle/Piling On/Dirty Player is NOT our game. We line up with ST3 and beat people down.
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You have armor 9 and block on almost everyone to start, you silly, little gits!
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"to start" being the operative phrase here. If we were playing rookie games, sure, we'd be fine. But who cares how we "start"?? How many of your guys DON'T have Block by now?? At 200+TR Chaos has just as much Block/Guard as Dwarves, and mutations to boot.
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Fouls aren't even all that dangerous anymore
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What?? Dirty player was still +2 last time I looked...and you can always get assists so it's usually +2 to injury. And why not "anymore"? Foulers only get caught 50% of the time at worst. When it was the "only on doubles" after the first foul, THEN it was hard. If the possiblity is there to foul every turn and NOT get ejected (seen it) then it's dangerous, especially with 3 or 4 dirty players.
My point is: don't go around calling Dwarf coaches "pathetic" and "pansies" because we don't want to play your 5 dirty player, Claw/RSC/piling on Chaos team. Most of us won't do something stupid just because you call us chicken. |
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Trif
Joined: Jun 10, 2004
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Dec 11, 2004 - 12:25 |
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if i'd had the time to write that all down, i would have, and i whole-heartedly agree |
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paulhicks
Joined: Jul 19, 2004
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Dec 14, 2004 - 16:39 |
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Again a good spell of coaches using #dmu to find games and many of them putting up good performances. The best so far has probably been those that have played (and embarrassed me) |
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SixFootDwarf
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Dec 15, 2004 - 15:40 |
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Well, I've played a few games lately vs. the DMU and my Dwarf team is almost rookie again because of it. That's kind of what I meant about all the rants: I've lost just about every Longbeard I had with Guard in the last 4 games. Plus a ST4 one and a Guard/Stand Firm one. Painful. haha
Maybe I'll look YOU up next time, Paul. hehe |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Dec 15, 2004 - 19:44 |
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Wow, Realizing the DMU exists is the greatest thing ever!!!! I can't wait to play!!!!! My Dwarves get so lonely... Crush you all soon. |
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paulhicks
Joined: Jul 19, 2004
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Dec 15, 2004 - 19:55 |
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Heh im actualy getting more dwarf coaches now than DMU coaches
Remember theres still a while of season 1 left to join and for those of you that have already signed up remember to hang around the chat to find willing victims....woops i mean opponents. |
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SixFootDwarf
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Dec 15, 2004 - 20:00 |
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Mac, if you're go after those guys I'd suggest you invest in a dirty player or three first. |
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paulhicks
Joined: Jul 19, 2004
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Dec 15, 2004 - 20:17 |
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Only 3??? |
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Slick
Joined: Jul 03, 2004
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Dec 27, 2004 - 22:22 |
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When I first read this I was so excited for my dwarves. I thought I had finally found a place where my dwarves could get a game any day of the week. So I'm wondering why my challenges placed in the dmu chat have not been answered. Looking forward to whooping anyone who thinks they can stop my dwarves. Let me know when this gets up and running again cuz I'll be your bashing post any day. Hopefully I'll hear from you sooner than later. |
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paulhicks
Joined: Jul 19, 2004
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Dec 27, 2004 - 22:26 |
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D.M.U. season 2 will get going as soon as i get enough interest.
New scoring systems will make it closer and more fair and as you can all see theres dwarfs out here waiting for us.
Well.... the links right down here....what are you waiting for? |
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paulhicks
Joined: Jul 19, 2004
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Jan 02, 2005 - 06:05 |
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D.M.U. season 2 begins mid-day 2/1/05 fumbbl time. Dwarfs AND chaos dwarfs are now legitimate targets so both can use the chatroom to find games. |
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paulhicks
Joined: Jul 19, 2004
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Jan 03, 2005 - 04:20 |
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ok. seaon is up and running and so far bravest dorf coach has to be macavity who came in and took on inkapretatori and give them a mere 4 points. |
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