RandomBob
Joined: Dec 18, 2003
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Jan 04, 2005 - 13:13 |
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Baggage lived a charmed life. 70 games without a permanent injury and
spp roles that made him possibly the meatiest halfling ever, Baggage was a freak of nature.
And then he died...
Throw team mate result: Miss.
Role to land: Fail.
Reroll Result: Fail.
Injury: Death.
Apothecary Result: Fail.
A sad reminder that the impermanence of all things even extends to fictional football players...
Perhaps its time I stopped playing so much BB
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Covertfun
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jan 04, 2005 - 13:44 |
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i voted like a softy tree-lover, but i enjoyed your suggestion of punishing a tree by turning it into Women's Weekly! perhaps one bough at a time, so the guilt-stricken big guy could see the further horror.
perhaps Women's Weekly could run a special edition about how Baggage's family dealt with the tragedy |
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Glomp
Joined: Jan 04, 2004
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Jan 04, 2005 - 17:45 |
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I'm afraid it has to be Womens Weekly. No punishment could be too great.
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Tesifonte
Joined: Sep 06, 2004
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Jan 04, 2005 - 18:17 |
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Cosmopolitan is even worse |
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DreadClaw
Joined: Nov 17, 2003
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Jan 04, 2005 - 18:28 |
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Thank you baggage. Your demise, tragice as it may be, has shown me, that there a new demi-god has come, and passed. I can now take comfort in the fact that the torch has been handed on from pagan.
I give you my regards, and his legend will forever overshadow pagan. Greatness comes, and goes... But true legends are never forgotten. |
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Darkwolf
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jan 04, 2005 - 19:07 |
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Agents of Darkwolf payed the tree to take out that fling. He was bribed easily with a night with a sexy treewomen and 2 lbs of peat moss fertalizer. |
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