Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Dec 19, 2004 - 00:54 |
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Sing out loud to your mates! (both uses of the word)
On a warm summer’s evenin’ on a channel made for Drunkards,
I met up with the fummbler; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a typin’ total nonsense in that channel
’til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.
He said, son, I’ve made a life out of analyzing games,
And knowin’ people's tactics by the way they named their guys.
So if you don’t mind my sayin’, I can see you’re pretty lame.
'Cause I've tasted some whiskey I’ll give you some advice.
So I let him own the channel and he rambled and he rambled.
Then he watched another game and I thought he'd left the chat.
And the night got deathly quiet, and I almost closed the session.
He said, if you’re gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.
You got to know when to hold ’em, know when to foul ’em,
Know when to dodge away and know when to block.
You never count your re-rolls when you’re runnin’ for the endzone.
There’ll be time enough for gamin’ so never watch the clock.
Now ev’ry fummbler knows that the secret to survivin’
Is knowin’ who to retire and knowing who to keep.
’cause a zombie can throw footballs and a halfling can get strength skills,
And the best that you can hope for is to get your players deep.
So when he’d finished typin’, he turned off his computer,
Crushed out his cigarette and went off to get some booze.
And somewhere in the darkness he forgot the conversation.
But in his drunken rant I found some tactics I could use.
You got to know when to hold ’em, know when to foul ’em,
Know when to dodge away and know when to block.
You never count your re-rolls when you’re runnin’ for the endzone.
There’ll be time enough for gamin’ so never watch the clock.
You got to know when to hold ’em, know when to foul ’em,
Know when to dodge away and know when to block.
You never count your re-rolls when you’re runnin’ for the endzone.
There’ll be time enough for gamin’ so never watch the clock.
Your friend and me,
Macavity |
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BunnyPuncher
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Dec 19, 2004 - 02:57 |
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Change roll'em to foul 'em and I think you deserve a grammy! |
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BadMrMojo
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Dec 19, 2004 - 03:02 |
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As much as I despise that song (and Kenny Rogers in general... traumatic childhood memories of being stuck in a minivan with the Greatest Hits on infinite repeat for a long trip <shudder>), I have to congratulate you.
You just made me blow beer through my nose. |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Dec 19, 2004 - 07:18 |
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BunnyPuncher wrote: | Change roll'em to foul 'em and I think you deserve a grammy! |
and DONE!!! Where's my grammy?
P.S. Your name isn't Chris is it? |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Apr 02, 2005 - 18:46 |
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Felt like bumping this. Never got enough response first time around |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Apr 02, 2005 - 18:58 |
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Try one last time, then I'll go away |
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Sinner
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 02, 2005 - 19:23 |
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is that some american stuff (at least anglo-saxon??). |
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Gertwise
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 02, 2005 - 19:32 |
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The tune is The Gambler by Kenny Rogers. It's like 25 years old or something and my parents made me listen to that stuff when we were in the car. |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Apr 03, 2005 - 00:05 |
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Definitely Anglo.... But I like Germans... Have a few coming to Canada for my wedding |
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milnestar
Joined: Oct 23, 2003
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Apr 03, 2005 - 00:19 |
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Hey Good Effort.
I never heard of Kenneth Rogers some yank I guess with beard perhaps ?
But nevertheless good effort.
Change hold em to foul em and you have a true classic |
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EvolveToAnarchism
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 03, 2005 - 00:33 |
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"There’ll be time enough for whinin’ when he's stalling out the clock." |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Jun 17, 2005 - 18:41 |
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WOO HOO!!! Resurrecting one of my most pointless threads ever!!!!! I actually just realized that there was an unresponded to post here. Evo, I was thinking that people (meaning me) play worse when they are in a hurry.. anyone have opinions on whether I should change it to Evo's version? |
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Woodpecker
Joined: Apr 08, 2005
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Jun 17, 2005 - 18:50 |
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Tehe. I love it. Especially since I just heard the origianal two days ago, so I don't hate it yet. Now sing that for Fumbbl-FM, and we'll give you your grammy. |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Jun 17, 2005 - 19:31 |
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Well, I can't sing, but if someone can record it, I would love to have it on the radio!! Great idea! |
_________________ When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. -C.S. Lewis |
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Pau
Joined: Jan 12, 2005
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Jun 17, 2005 - 20:04 |
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this thing fucking rocks woa |
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