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dozer



Joined: Jun 30, 2005

Post   Posted: Sep 14, 2005 - 14:13 Reply with quote Back to top

hay!!!! we have the english breakfast *drools on his keyboard*
Ironik



Joined: Jun 28, 2004

Post   Posted: Sep 14, 2005 - 14:15 Reply with quote Back to top

I might ask you the same question. I don't because I'd consider it a deliberate insult.[/quote]

Its a bit of Uk ppl trying to bash US... Don't worry it is just a little bantering
PurpleChest



Joined: Oct 25, 2003

Post   Posted: Sep 14, 2005 - 14:24
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How old are they?

The clue is in the 'Nov 2nd indicisive day' bit.

They were generated after the last but one US election, the one Bush lost but got to be president anyway, cos his friends were bigger.

On a side issue my wife was taught WW II was from 41-45. So cheers for coming Yanks, but kick off was 2 years ago.

And where's the appology for Gulf War I? When we lost more troops to US fire that Iraqi.
Dravaal



Joined: Feb 05, 2005

Post   Posted: Sep 14, 2005 - 14:49 Reply with quote Back to top

Why can't you just leave us Southerm Hemispherians alone?
We came down here for a reason, to get away from you boorish louts. And then along comes the internet, thanks a bloody lot. Razz Laughing
MrMojo



Joined: Apr 17, 2004

Post   Posted: Sep 14, 2005 - 14:58 Reply with quote Back to top

Dravaal wrote:
Why can't you just leave us Southerm Hemispherians alone?
We came down here for a reason, to get away from you boorish louts. And then along comes the internet, thanks a bloody lot. Razz Laughing


No, as I recall, you were SENT there for a reason.

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patton_71



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Sep 14, 2005 - 15:02 Reply with quote Back to top

Dravaal wrote:
Why can't you just leave us Southerm Hemispherians alone?
We came down here for a reason, to get away from you boorish louts. And then along comes the internet, thanks a bloody lot. Razz Laughing


ummm arent you actually there because your relatives were criminals and sent to austrailia as punishment in a penal colony?

just checking, thanks

Patton
Dravaal



Joined: Feb 05, 2005

Post   Posted: Sep 14, 2005 - 15:05 Reply with quote Back to top

Dravaal wrote:
Why can't you just leave us Southerm Hemispherians alone?
We came down here for a reason, to get away from you boorish louts. And then along comes the internet, thanks a bloody lot. Razz Laughing


MrMojo wrote:
No, as I recall, you were SENT there for a reason.

patton_71 wrote:
ummm arent you actually there because your relatives were criminals and sent to austrailia as punishment in a penal colony?

just checking, thanks

Patton


Sorry to disappoint you both, but you're wrong.
Lord_Makari



Joined: Feb 09, 2005

Post   Posted: Sep 14, 2005 - 15:21 Reply with quote Back to top

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Sorry to disappoint you both, but you're wrong.


Everyone knows Austrailian's evolved from Kangaroos. =P
MixX



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Sep 14, 2005 - 15:37 Reply with quote Back to top

Lord_Makari wrote:
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Sorry to disappoint you both, but you're wrong.


Everyone knows Austrailian's evolved from Kangaroos. =P


Come to think of it, some people might think that better than being descendants of Englishmen, *cough cough*.

As for americans and their voting, I would love to bash that some, but us Danes are doing something equally stupid, so I have no right, *sigh*.
MrMojo



Joined: Apr 17, 2004

Post   Posted: Sep 14, 2005 - 15:46 Reply with quote Back to top

Dravaal wrote:
Dravaal wrote:
Why can't you just leave us Southerm Hemispherians alone?
We came down here for a reason, to get away from you boorish louts. And then along comes the internet, thanks a bloody lot. Razz Laughing


MrMojo wrote:
No, as I recall, you were SENT there for a reason.

patton_71 wrote:
ummm arent you actually there because your relatives were criminals and sent to austrailia as punishment in a penal colony?

just checking, thanks

Patton


Sorry to disappoint you both, but you're wrong.


Only real australians are aboriginals, right?

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Dravaal



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Post   Posted: Sep 14, 2005 - 15:56 Reply with quote Back to top

MrMojo wrote:
Dravaal wrote:
Dravaal wrote:
Why can't you just leave us Southerm Hemispherians alone?
We came down here for a reason, to get away from you boorish louts. And then along comes the internet, thanks a bloody lot. Razz Laughing


MrMojo wrote:
No, as I recall, you were SENT there for a reason.

patton_71 wrote:
ummm arent you actually there because your relatives were criminals and sent to austrailia as punishment in a penal colony?

just checking, thanks

Patton


Sorry to disappoint you both, but you're wrong.


Only real australians are aboriginals, right?


No, but my family hails from Finland, my grandparents spoke out against the Russians. Bad idea.
thesquig



Joined: Apr 11, 2004

Post   Posted: Sep 14, 2005 - 16:05 Reply with quote Back to top

But hey, you got the better deal. Sunny Australia! Wink

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MrMojo



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Post   Posted: Sep 14, 2005 - 16:12 Reply with quote Back to top

Dravaal wrote:
MrMojo wrote:
Dravaal wrote:
Dravaal wrote:
Why can't you just leave us Southerm Hemispherians alone?
We came down here for a reason, to get away from you boorish louts. And then along comes the internet, thanks a bloody lot. Razz Laughing


MrMojo wrote:
No, as I recall, you were SENT there for a reason.

patton_71 wrote:
ummm arent you actually there because your relatives were criminals and sent to austrailia as punishment in a penal colony?

just checking, thanks

Patton


Sorry to disappoint you both, but you're wrong.


Only real australians are aboriginals, right?


No, but my family hails from Finland, my grandparents spoke out against the Russians. Bad idea.


The political climate was somewhat disturping.

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Arktoris



Joined: Feb 16, 2004

Post   Posted: Sep 14, 2005 - 19:02 Reply with quote Back to top

Hi Jinxed,

thanks, was a good laugh to start the morning. Learned a few things too. burgh isn't pronouced -burgh-? where's the "a" sound coming from? Never knew g or h were vowels. also didn't know Z wasn't pronounced zee. "zed is dead" (Pulp Fiction).

Returning to English control sounds appealing:
you guys think american beer is "gnat urine". Well considering I only drink Corona, Heinenkein, and Blue Moon pale ale (alledgedly from Mexico, Germany, and Belgium), I'll have to agree with that.

I've been saying sh*t, *uck, since I was 8. Bleeping the Springer show does nothing for no one. Will this mean we can have porn on NBC too? I probably would have watched more than one episode of "Friends" "Baywatch" or "Buffy" in 10 years if that were true.

I am very pleased to hear worshiping your fake religion won't be mandatory either. I'd prefer to stick to the one founded by Pope Peter...ya know...the guy that actually knew Jesus. I think his credibility is a bit higher than some glutinous king who wanted more poon-tang so he invented a church that allows him to get some.

I do have some questions/issues though: #1 could we please still play american football? 3 million years of evolution allowed me to have hands. You have talented feet? Good for you. Now pick the lice off your head, eat a banana, and throw feces at each other like all the other foot-dexterous primates.
#2 we do know of a place called Belgium. That's where chocolate comes from right? It's also the highway Germany uses to go invade France. Anything I need to know about Belgium?
#3 Please don't ask us to learn "God save the Queen". We don't even know the words to our own anthem.
#4 when figuring out our back-taxes, can we write off WWI and II as a deduction? and where do I mail it to? Devonshire?


on a more serious note, I think point #14 brings up a huge problem. Lawyers are destroying my country and perhaps a bigger problem than terrorism. A lot of you claim you don't understand why we vote for Bush and so forth. Well it's an anti-lawyer vote. Here, liberals don't care about the environment, equal rights, who can marry who, etc etc. They only care about excuses to sue others for millions of dollars. This in turn means holding the "rich" corporations responsible for employee's actions (can't get 2 million dollars suing Joe Smith). That means people aren't responsible for their own actions...and that means we don't develop into adults. Main stream America is tired of the tremdous lawsuit burden these jackals place upon us.

It's destroying the quality of life here. Even my father in law, a triple war vet marine, living just 20 minutes from Arlington cemetery was sued for displaying an American Flag on Veteran's Day out on his condo deck....because his housing assocation called flags an eye-sore.

help us with this problem, and I'll hail your queen.

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Jinxed



Joined: Jul 04, 2004

Post   Posted: Sep 14, 2005 - 20:22 Reply with quote Back to top

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#1 could we please still play american football?
Sure you can. The MAN's version without sissy breaks and wussy armour. Rugby is the name.
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#2 we do know of a place called Belgium. That's where chocolate comes from right? It's also the highway Germany uses to go invade France. Anything I need to know about Belgium?
BEER! Most excellent Beer! Nice girls too. I should know. Wink I live only a few 100 meters from the Belgian border...
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#3 Please don't ask us to learn "God save the Queen". We don't even know the words to our own anthem.
Under consideration if you follow the other rules. Very Happy


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#4 when figuring out our back-taxes, can we write off WWI and II as a deduction?
No can do...

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