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RedDevilCG



Joined: Jan 09, 2010

Post   Posted: Mar 20, 2013 - 22:48 Reply with quote Back to top

Dhaktokh wrote:

Regarding Bo: He is not too strong for us. We like to go down 3-4 girls on him from time to time, and he seems to enjoy it too. No more comments.
Milford, we need you to come rescue this comment as well.
PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Mar 21, 2013 - 01:28 Reply with quote Back to top

RedDevilCG wrote:
Dhaktokh wrote:

Regarding Bo: He is not too strong for us. We like to go down 3-4 girls on him from time to time, and he seems to enjoy it too. No more comments.
Milford, we need you to come rescue this comment as well.


Bo just laughs it off. That is what happens when Dhaktokh has to many glasses of wine and is all excited. He gets so giddy with the girls he just starts saying anything that comes to mind.

Trust me...a party with Dhaktokh and the girls is a wild affair..and we are just talking about the conversations going on.

They have no "filter" once the wine starts flowing.

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Rijssiej



Joined: Jan 04, 2005

Post   Posted: Mar 21, 2013 - 20:51 Reply with quote Back to top

Prediction standings:
1. PainState (1 correct pick, 5 picked teams eliminated)
2. Rijssiej / JigerJones (8 picked teams eliminated)
4. p4m (9 picked teams eliminated)
Dhaktokh



Joined: Sep 16, 2006

Post   Posted: Mar 21, 2013 - 23:54 Reply with quote Back to top

PainState wrote:
RedDevilCG wrote:
Dhaktokh wrote:

Regarding Bo: He is not too strong for us. We like to go down 3-4 girls on him from time to time, and he seems to enjoy it too. No more comments.
Milford, we need you to come rescue this comment as well.


Bo just laughs it off. That is what happens when Dhaktokh has to many glasses of wine and is all excited. He gets so giddy with the girls he just starts saying anything that comes to mind.

Trust me...a party with Dhaktokh and the girls is a wild affair..and we are just talking about the conversations going on.

They have no "filter" once the wine starts flowing.


Men...

When it starts to get just a little hot they pull away their cold sweaty feet, and hide in front of low-resolution internetgames or something else ridiculous... pfff!
Dunenzed



Joined: Oct 28, 2011

Post   Posted: Mar 23, 2013 - 02:29 Reply with quote Back to top

Well the Lightweight Gloryhounds have booked a place in the Jade Lantern final, an honour they were willing to kill for. They join Red Corsair in the fight for humanity, who have been waiting for their Grey Lantern final opponent to be determined.

Best of luck to Cinecutre and the Blood Sea Buccaneers, both fighting for a spot in the final of the Celestial Lantern.

Of course we also have Firehurler in the Amber Lantern starting now! The Gloryhounds will be in the stands with their rocks ready for sniping skinks or smashing saurui pushed into the crowd.
Dhaktokh



Joined: Sep 16, 2006

Post   Posted: Mar 24, 2013 - 00:44 Reply with quote Back to top

"Rumour says that Crossdressers are expelled and denied access to the High Tower of Wizards."

Coach Dhaktokh:
(replies screaming when he finds out about their decision)
- Why??? It was a great choice!!!!


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PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Mar 25, 2013 - 14:33 Reply with quote Back to top

** Milford from the UI **

Well we come through the weekend and Humanity is standing "tall" in the UI. This could be humans best showing ever in a major if the "cards" fall right.

Lightweight Gloryhounds Jade
Red Corsair Grey
Cinecutre Celestial

Are allready in the finals of their qualifier.

Blood Sea Buccaneers are taking on the Peachwise Lovers today at 21:00 BB time in the Celestial to determines who will face off with Cinecuter. So obviously if the Buccaneers win humans will have atleast one team in the main draw.

Firehurler is caught up in a hail storm of 1's and skulls in the semi round. It was so bad that the Firehurlers dug out was covered completly up with 1's and skulls, they were iced in. As the whistle blew at the end of the game coach maysril was finally able to break out of his dug out and he looked around. "Did we win?" but was crestfallen when he looked up at the scoreboard.


Humanity has a golden shot to get multiple teams in the Main Draw. Could it happen? is it possible? Humans will have 3 teams in a main draw?

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Strider84



Joined: Jun 03, 2009

Post   Posted: Mar 25, 2013 - 14:47 Reply with quote Back to top

Red Corsair will try to grab Jocks Empire Strikes back insanity by the balls so they can't sidestep. The show will go down tonight 22:30 bbtime so grab your beer and chips for a Human power doubleheader tonight!
KhorneliusPraxx



Joined: Jul 28, 2005

Post   Posted: Mar 25, 2013 - 14:58 Reply with quote Back to top

JigerJones wrote:

Bright: Kabouters

p4m wrote:

Bright Lantern: Kabouters


Wrong and Wrong Razz

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p4m



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Mar 25, 2013 - 15:28 Reply with quote Back to top

KhorneliusPraxx wrote:
JigerJones wrote:

Bright: Kabouters

p4m wrote:

Bright Lantern: Kabouters


Wrong and Wrong Razz

i would never ever imagine CLOGGY(???) would do a 4+ in such a situation... Wink
Tauro



Joined: Nov 10, 2008

Post   Posted: Mar 25, 2013 - 18:03 Reply with quote Back to top

Is Cinecutre, not Cinecuter! Razz
BlueDevil420



Joined: Dec 19, 2004

Post   Posted: Mar 25, 2013 - 19:58 Reply with quote Back to top

p4m wrote:
Amethyst Lantern: Du Svardenvyrd II


Despite suffering quite a thrashing and losing 2 solid teamplayers, Du Svardenvyrd II claims the Amethyst Lantern and prove p4m right.

Short summary:
1st half:
Woodelves stall to turn 8, but lose tree on kill-apo-kill. Oneturner foiled by PD.

2nd half:
Ball is knocked loose but caught by a saurus, whose progress across the field is contested heavily by the woodelves. In turn 16 only 2 woodelves left on the pitch but enough to force a 5+ saurus dodge for the score.

OT:
Woodelves receive, but are blitzed. Fortunate ballbounce leaves it in 2 tacklezones where it is retrieved and ran downfield for the win.
Stonetroll



Joined: Jun 30, 2005

Post   Posted: Mar 25, 2013 - 23:52 Reply with quote Back to top

Spirit Breaker claims Ash Lantern. This one is for all you minotaur haters Wink
Chainsaw



Joined: Aug 31, 2005

Post   Posted: Mar 26, 2013 - 00:46 Reply with quote Back to top

** Mavis from the UI **

Hello Blood Bowl fans! Milford couldn't make it today, so this is his wife filling in. He's actually in the toilet crying his eyes out, but he told me not to tell anybody. He's upset about Bo, who will now miss the Celestial Lantern final after seriously injuring himself with the Bucs safely through.

After the Bucs had brutally come back from 2-0 down by bashing their Norse opponents off the field, Bo didn't know when to stop and went flying into a blitz without waiting for the kind of help that could have averted potential disaster. Knocking himself down, the stricken blitzer was mobbed by horny cheerleaders who wanted to take advantage of him - but only succeeded in obstructing the apothecary and condemning the Bucs to a Bo-less final.

In other less entertaining ties, Empire Strikes Back Insanity won the Grey Lantern, and Another Pack of Rats saw their way through to the Bronze Lantern final, while Spirit Breaker took the Ash Lantern.

Milford is very distraught indeed, but should be back tomorrow.

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JockMcRowdy



Joined: Jul 07, 2004

Post   Posted: Mar 26, 2013 - 14:28 Reply with quote Back to top

I was very surprised to get through, one of the toughest qualifying groups i've seen, rode my luck second game and nuffle didnt give strider much of a chance in the final.

For once thanks to thoses who predicted id win, usually I choke as soon as someone says I might win Smile

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