Mille
Joined: Jul 06, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 18:27 |
 
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Why does werewolfs only howl when its full moon?
The rest of the time they cant howl....  |
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Nordmark
Joined: Sep 09, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 18:28 |
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How do you make a trollpuzzle?
You split a pice of paper in two.
Why do amazons suck at BB?
They haven´t got the balls for it.
Lame ones I know... |
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Karhumies
Joined: Oct 17, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 18:30 |
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How were the first bull centaurs created?
Answer: a female chaos dwarf team accidentally hired a male minotaur
| Macavity wrote: | How many Dwarf Slayers does it take to change a lightbulb?
NONE! Slayers aren't afraid of the dark! |
 Great one! |
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DreadClaw
Joined: Nov 17, 2003
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Jun 22, 2005 - 18:32 |
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If a tree goes rip and nobody is there to hear it, will it still make a squishy sound?
A Human in a bar (a bartender eh!) Sees a dwarf walk in.
The Dwarf starts drinking frantically, and eventually starts talking to the Bartender.
The Dwarf eventually says: "My name is Mordred Halflingslayer!"
So, the human asks him:"So Mordred, why are you called Halflingslayer?"
The dwarf replies:"When I have my army of Halfling hating dwarves put together we will go to the moot and kill ten million halflings and one human bartender.
The bartender (concerned) asks:"Why the bartender?"
Dwarf:"SEE NOBODY LIKES HALFLINGS!" |
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Nordmark
Joined: Sep 09, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 18:37 |
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| DreadClaw wrote: | If a tree goes rip and nobody is there to hear it, will it still make a squishy sound?
A Human in a bar (a bartender eh!) Sees a dwarf walk in.
The Dwarf starts drinking frantically, and eventually starts talking to the Bartender.
The Dwarf eventually says: "My name is Mordred Halflingslayer!"
So, the human asks him:"So Mordred, why are you called Halflingslayer?"
The dwarf replies:"When I have my army of Halfling hating dwarves put together we will go to the moot and kill ten million halflings and one human bartender.
The bartender (concerned) asks:"Why the bartender?"
Dwarf:"SEE NOBODY LIKES HALFLINGS!" |
LOL!
Both of them. |
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Topper
Joined: Aug 03, 2003
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Jun 22, 2005 - 19:05 |
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Hehe lol.
I had some good laughs here.
Keep up the good work |
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Wreckage
Joined: Aug 15, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 19:26 |
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Why is bloodbowl such a fair sport 
because the shiri hardly declares a foul  |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 19:47 |
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So, this Chaos warrior is behind the bar of a Tavern looking sad, and a bored bard goes over to chat with him. He sits down, and asks why he looks so sad, the Chaos Warrior says, "You see that plaque on the wall? I earned that for most full games played, I was never knocked out... But do they call me Torchak the Tough?" The bard didn't know how to respond, so he ordered some ale. As Torchak filled the flagon, he pointed at a trophy beside the liquor bottles, "You see that? Got that for most Casualties caused in a Rivalry of the Gods tournament.... But do they call me Torchack the Brutal?" As he placed the Flagon down in front of the bard, he looks him in the eye and says, "But you screw ONE goat....." |
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DreadClaw
Joined: Nov 17, 2003
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Jun 22, 2005 - 19:55 |
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Three halflings are eating their lunch at the side of the bloodbowl pitch (after getting "Badly Hurt") First halfling: Dammit.. jelly rolls again? If i have jelly rolls tomorrow i'll just kill myself!
second halfling: Nooo.. not Macavity crackers again.. if i get macavity Crackers again i'll KILL myself.
Third halfling: Nooo.. not sandwiches again.. if i get sandwiches AGAIN i'll KILL myself.
Next day: First halfling: Checks, Commits suicide. 2nd halfling, Looks: Suicide. Third halfling: checks, suicide.
The next days the widows come together. Jelly Roll Halflette: If only i'd have known...
Macavity: If only i hadn't spammed so much forum and prepared a decent lunch...
Sandwich lady: I don't understand.. i just don't!
The other two look at her and ask: Why not?
She replies: He allways made his own lunch! |
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seandon12
Joined: Jan 11, 2005
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Jun 22, 2005 - 19:59 |
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Melmoth I will give u 3 for the 1st one and 4 for the 2nd |
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Arktoris
Joined: Feb 16, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 20:02 |
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| Macavity wrote: | | So, this Chaos warrior is behind the bar of a Tavern looking sad, and a bored bard goes over to chat with him. He sits down, and asks why he looks so sad, the Chaos Warrior says, "You see that plaque on the wall? I earned that for most full games played, I was never knocked out... But do they call me Torchak the Tough?" The bard didn't know how to respond, so he ordered some ale. As Torchak filled the flagon, he pointed at a trophy beside the liquor bottles, "You see that? Got that for most Casualties caused in a Rivalry of the Gods tournament.... But do they call me Torchack the Brutal?" As he placed the Flagon down in front of the bard, he looks him in the eye and says, "But you screw ONE goat....." |
hehe, that joke was so funny, I had TWO goldfish crackers. One for the post and one because I'm hungry. |
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celas
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jun 22, 2005 - 20:04 |
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In a recent issue of Glam-Orc magazine, the mistresses of bloodbowl players were asked to say what race made the best and worst lovers. Surprisingly, Chaos teams were found to be both the best and worst. When asked for reasons they stated 1) Chaos were the best lovers because some have extra arms, two heads, and are very creative with the prehensile tail. 2) Chaos were the worst lovers because some have claw, rsc, and lack a sense of fine motor manipulation with their Big Hand. |
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seandon12
Joined: Jan 11, 2005
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Jun 22, 2005 - 20:06 |
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Armygirl that is pretty poor, il give it 1 1/2
Nordmark 2 for each of them
Karhumies 3 1/2
Macavity 4
Dreadclaw 3 for the 1st one (i knew tht would come up) 4 3/4 for the 2nd one (only not 5 cos sumthin better may come up,but i dought it) and 4 1/2 for the 3rd
Glimmervoid 2 laughs |
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seandon12
Joined: Jan 11, 2005
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Jun 22, 2005 - 20:07 |
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Celas i love it im givin u 4 |
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thesquig
Joined: Apr 11, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 20:11 |
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haha, funny Celas. |
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