Skolopender
Joined: Jun 17, 2006
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Jan 14, 2010 - 14:24 |
 
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| Timlagor wrote: | | The fans are fulminating with the rumour that a goblin team had the termerity to turn up ..but no one seems to know when they are going to take the field. |
Rumour has it... That the bout might be tonight at around 10.15pm BBtime. |
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Lobbying for a Troll team. If Bonehead Ogres can have one, why not one for Trolls? Power to the Trolls! |
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SvenS
Joined: Jul 07, 2007
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Jan 14, 2010 - 17:15 |
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| Skolopender wrote: | <b>Still somewhere in some tunnels presumably under Skavenblight.</b>
Uji: <i>Iz uz dere jet?</i>
Sniikriit: <i>No-no but soon…</i>
<b>About 2 seconds later…</b>
Uji: <i>Iz uz dere jet now?</i>
Sniikriit: <i>Gah! Stupid-stupid gobbos! Be quiet-quiet.</i>
<b>About 2 seconds later…</b>
Uji: <i>Iz uz de…! *SMACK*</i>
Sniikriit: <i>Now shut-shut up!</i>
Vikerz: <i>Hey! Iz mah frend! *THUMP* *KAPOW*</i>
Spirox: <i>Nooo! Wez needz ‘im!</i>
Zoltan: <i>HA HA! *SPLOOSH* Woops!</i>
Spirox: <i>Idiots! Why did uz keelz ‘im? He was helpings uz get out!</i>
Vikerz: <i>‘Im ‘it Uji! Uji iz mah frend!</i>
Spirox: <i>Jes but why haz u foulzed ‘im Zoltan?</i>
Zoltan: <i>Erhm… He waz down… An Boss, sayz I foulz when dey iz down.</i>
Spirox: <i>U iz all stoopid gitz! I hatez u! We needzed dad rat, to get uz out… We iz not gonna getz dere in time for da draw. An boss will feedz uz to dem Trollz. Iz not good… Iz not good… Wez haz to hurry! Come diz waj me tinks…</i>
<b>Many hours pass.</b>
Gaix: <i>Iz diz Skavenblight?</i>
Spirox: <i>Iz rats evrywherez, so must be.</i>
Vikerz: <i>I iz hungy.</i>
Spirox: <i>Shat up! Wez needz to find boss and da campz. Dere be plenty foodz.</i>
Vikerz: <i>Iz so hungy… *Sniff*</i>
Uji: <i>Kapten Spirox, why iz dem rats wif blades commin’ over ‘ere?</i>
Spirox: <i>Wat?</i>
Brizzikk: <i>Are you the Low-low Few?</i>
Spirox: <i>Erhm… No wez iz da Low Few!</i>
Brizzikk: <i>Yes-yes the Low-low Few?</i>
Spirox: <i>No no no! Wez iz da Low Few… Low Few!</i>
Brizzikk: <i>The Low-low Few… Right-right?</i>
Spirox: <i>No wez iz not da Low-low Few! U stoopid rat! Wez iz da LOW FEW!</i>
Brizzikk: <i>Yes-yes Low-low Few…</i>
Spirox: <i>NO! NO! Uz iz so dumb dat uz motha iz a Troll!</i>
Brizzikk: <i>Gah! I think-think its them. They-they are as stupid as the Boss-boss gobbo said they would be.</i>
Spirox: <i>Wat! I iz not stoopid! I iz Kapten Spirox of da Low Few, an wez will not takes dis from u rat gitz!</i>
Brizzikk: <i>That’s it! Haul-haul these pieces of Rat Ogre dung-dung, back to the player camps.</i>
<b>A little later.</b>
Spirox: <i>We iz ‘ere! Now letz uz go u nasty rats!</i>
Boss: <i>Aboot time u freakin’ gits! Uz iz all gonna bez Troll fodda when I be dones wif u!</i>
Spirox: <i>No no Boss! We iz ‘ere… Not feedz dem Trollz. Pleaze… Pleaze…</i>
Boss: <i>Hrmpf! Gez it couldz be worse… Da draw haz bin mades, and wez got some good news an some bad news.</i>
Spirox: <i>Woz we play den?</i>
Boss: <i>Juzt some big ‘uns. Notin’ ta worry aboot. Iz no prolem…</i>
Spirox: <i>Big ‘uns? U meen Orkses?</i>
Boss: <i>Erhm… Jes.. well almost Orkses…</i>
Spirox: <i>Almost… Orkses… Iz small orkses?</i>
Boss: <i>Bigga orkses… An less gween… But notin’ to worry aboot… Nevamin’ dat.</i>
Spirox: <i>Bigga?!?! Iz bigga den orkses? Iz less gween… Dis zounds baad.</i>
Boss: <i>Well dem haz gobbos too… An dem is stoopid almost like trollz…</i>
Spirox: <i>Iz… Iz dem… Ogers?</i>
Boss: <i>Well… Erhm… Well… Dey iz… Yes Ogers…</i>
Spirox: <i>OGERS! Dem will smash uz like we iz flies… *Sniff*</i>
Boss: <i>Well dunt worry! Boss haz dis covert… I haz u know fought of stuff…</i>
Spirox: <i>Stuff?</i>
Boss: <i>Jes jes… We haz paid someonz to helpz us a littul bit.</i>
Spirox: <i>Huh?</i>
Boss: <i>U nitwit… I haz hired a cuppel uf guyz to helpz uz agenst dem ogers…</i>
Spirox: <i>Huh?</i>
Boss: <i>Iz u nomal dumb or really stoopid?</i>
Spirox: <i>I iz not dumb or stoopid! I iz da kapten…</i>
Boss: <i>Well den kapten... Meet ur new teammates den. Fungus! Bomber! And Nobbla git out ‘ere!</i>
Spirox: <i>Erhm boss…Iz dem u know… Can we truzt dem? I mean dem is not all nomal in dem headz…</i>
Boss: <i>Nevamin’ kapten… Juzt get da rest of da team ready. An let dese guyz do dere magiks…</i>
Spirox: <i>Dey canz magiks too…?</i>
Boss:<i> … … Spirox… U makes me hatez mah job… Now go awaj befoo I feed u to Dwok…An ‘e iz hungry u know… an mad since dere be no haflin’s ‘ere…</i>
Spirox: <i>Jes boss… But da magicks…</i>
Boss: <i>Go…</i>
Spriox: <i>But…</i>
Boss: <i>NOW!</i>
Spriox: <i>Jes boss!</i>
<b>The Low Few made it… So far…
And let’s se if they will make it a little further with a little help from some good friends.
The distinct smell of boiling Mad Cap soup, the smell of black powder and fuses and a distinct humming of a finely tuned chainsaw is spreading in the players camp…</b> |
Awesome stuff!  |
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Frankenstein
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jan 14, 2010 - 18:05 |
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Go-Go, Low-Low Few! For the Win-Win! |
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