jimimothybodles
Joined: Mar 31, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 20:25 |
 
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Whats the difference between Nuffle, and a big huge stinky steaming pile of minotaur dung?
absolutely nothing  |
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seandon12
Joined: Jan 11, 2005
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Jun 22, 2005 - 20:33 |
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jimimothybodles it aint very inventive so il giv u 2 laughs |
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Zlefin
Joined: Apr 14, 2005
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Jun 22, 2005 - 20:58 |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cuz if he fell over he'd be fowled to death.
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Zlefin
Joined: Apr 14, 2005
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Jun 22, 2005 - 21:03 |
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A Skink was feeling very depressed, believing he would be a total failure. When asked why, he simply said "I have snake eyes" |
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Nordmark
Joined: Sep 09, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 21:04 |
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What does a vegetarian orc eat?
Wood Elves. |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 21:08 |
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| Nordmark wrote: | What does a vegetarian orc eat?
Wood Elves. |
That is HILARIOUS! |
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Jinxed
Joined: Jul 04, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 21:11 |
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<Elf to Orc> 67% of all Orcs are stupid,
<Orc to Elf> Me belongs to uvver 10%! |
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seandon12
Joined: Jan 11, 2005
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Jun 22, 2005 - 21:14 |
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Zlefin 2 laughs for each
Nordmark 3
Jinxed 2 1/2 |
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Karhumies
Joined: Oct 17, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 21:17 |
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Goblins' Guide to the BB-pitch:
1. Anything goes as long as you don't get noticed.
2. If you do get noticed, you can always whine about it.
3. If whining does not help, you can always blame the gob next to you.
4. If the gob next to you can prove he didn't do it, you can always run for it.
5. If you are bad at running, you can always steal..erm..borrow a Pogo Stick or a Pump Wagon.
6. If you can't borrow one, you can always hide behind the nearest Troll.
7. If there are no Trolls nearby, you can always take out your chainsaw and mangle him to pathetic bits.
8. If you don't carry a chainsaw, you can always use your strong feet for some kickin'.
9. If you are still outmatched, you can always plead for mercy.
10. If none of this helped, you are DOOMED!
Halfling's Blood Bowl Strategy Guide
Never stand when you can lay down, never rise up when you can stay stunned, never come out of the KO box when you can pretend to be asleep. |
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seandon12
Joined: Jan 11, 2005
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Jun 22, 2005 - 21:22 |
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Karhumies that was good il give u 3 1/2 laughs |
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Karhumies
Joined: Oct 17, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 21:24 |
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The most dangerous thing on the pitch for a Goblin is an intelligent Troll looking for food. |
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seandon12
Joined: Jan 11, 2005
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Jun 22, 2005 - 21:25 |
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nice thats another 3 laughs |
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Karhumies
Joined: Oct 17, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 21:29 |
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The more a secret weapon costs, the sooner it breaks down.
Man...I am finally out of ideas.  |
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seandon12
Joined: Jan 11, 2005
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Jun 22, 2005 - 21:37 |
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Karhumies only 2 laughs for that one, it aint much of a joke |
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Karhumies
Joined: Oct 17, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 21:38 |
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Q: Why do Halfling team players benefit from suddenly shouting "Your shoe's untied!" to opposing Humans but Orc teams don't?
A: Orcs wear shoes. |
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