Zsarts
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 21, 2004 - 22:45 |
 
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Cowardish conceeding elves!
The Rats had horrible handicaps against them - 4 players running late and 3 hit by Morley's revenge things seemed bad however elves are cowards so here goes:
Just cause I managed to crowd push 3 elves without a hair bend on their heads - and one other elf fell over his own legs to make it just a little bit further and badly hurt himself doing so - and I TDed in his receive and was about to do it for the second time - just one field from the Touchdown zone he conceeded! And I was just starting to have fun - both Storm Vermins where back in kicking around...
So I won the match 1 (0/0/0) vs 0(0/0/0)
Regards
Z |
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origami
Joined: Oct 14, 2003
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Feb 21, 2004 - 23:12 |
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You were playing a team with a strength 130 points below yours. I don't think that you have any room to be calling other people cowards... |
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BunnyPuncher
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 22, 2004 - 00:09 |
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Evildoers Credo:
1. When in a position of strength destroy your enemy totally.
2. When facing equal odds or in a position of weakness.. Run away!
3. When you defeat your enemy disparage their manhood
4. When it is perceived you have been defeated, focus on the one thing you did well. Disparage your enemy's manhood over this one issue.
5. Win if you can, lose if you must, always, always, foul
6. If forced to run-away hide behind something large and nasty and on your side
7. If you can't overcome it, cannot defeat it, or otherwise cannot deal with it.. ignore it.
8. Punch a bunny daily
9. If despite your best efforts your enemy humiliates you, log onto battlenet and insult twelve year olds to build up self-esteem
10. Never ever admit that you have done wrong. |
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BunnyPuncher
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 22, 2004 - 18:36 |
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EMU Results have been updated....
The championship has come down to the final week, will skeletor catch zsarts?
Will Chickenbrain catch BunnyPuncher for third spot?
And 1 point separates Wolter and Kurre as they battle for 5th spot.
Get ready to vote soon! |
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Zsarts
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 22, 2004 - 20:51 |
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origami, The Fellow agreed on it - besides I never look at the ST since it's TR that determins the handicap rolls - some people have a bunch of nigglers when TR 300+ other don't - but even without virus a lot of players can miss the match or parts of the match. I don't give a Rat's @ss about ST since handicap has been implemented based on TR
Furthermore then you might as well take a look at my other posts in the EMU thread - usually I try to write them on behalf of my team and their view on the other team. Not my own view - it's all a joke for crying out loud. I the coach just put down the words on behalf of my team - their thoughts about the elves not the other coach. He was a nice and funny guy really - in my opinion!
Finally BunnyPuncher have written this in the first post in this thread:
Finally, no personal attacks are to be levelled between coaches in the thread, chat room and PMs (Remember EMU critics - this is a two way street). So if you do have something to say, keep in character and be reasonably respectful, or I will deal out "da discipline!"
I'm not calling other people cowards but as I wrote just before my Rats called the Elves cowards.
Regards
Zsarts |
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calon
Joined: Oct 03, 2003
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Feb 22, 2004 - 21:29 |
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Well well. After the death of rat a very trusted elf my woodies are rotting now i am looking for someone to take them out for good
only EMU welcome. Only one exception is only player you can foul is the tree man as AV7 through out the rest of the team and lets get it right people the harder teams of you should be kicking ass anyway so any one with team tr and st above 200 are welcome to exterminate the team. give me shout when I am on line.
ok you can foul  but you have to knock them down first heheheheh 
Zsarts I will play your team and will stay till the bitter END |
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Zsarts
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 22, 2004 - 23:12 |
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When 7 rerolls aren't enough - damn this sure was a strange match luckwise - had so many 1s - however made to very nice intercepts which secured The Rats a draw.
Those wood elves were made of steel SI'ed one, he used his apoth and then The Rats only manage to BH'ed one other player.
2 (1/1/0) vs 2 (1/0/0)
The fans seems to love The Rats at the moment as more and more show up for them - they even came out 20k ahead from this match! 
Regards
Z |
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BunnyPuncher
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 23, 2004 - 02:41 |
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Pop Goes the World marches onward, now 18W/4T/3L +26TD and +46 cas (Goblin)
Pop Goes the World 2 (3/0/1) KILL vs RushofAir 0 (1/1/0)
Early on it was a battle of the dps.. his got ejected.. I still had 3... advantage POP!
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Zsarts
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 23, 2004 - 15:55 |
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The Rats vs. Wood Elves
4 (3/2/0) vs 2 (0/0/2)
Bugger first he kills a storm vermin apoth saves him - then in the last turn in 2nd half he kills my st4 thrower - don't know if it's good or bad since he did give me a lot of TR but on the other hand he was quite okay.
Anyways I won get game but I didn't manage to even to get him to use his apoth!
Still though 18 points won from the game.
Regards
Z |
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Golgomoth
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 23, 2004 - 16:52 |
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wel, we iz niw rownd ere wiv onlee wun an wun an wun an wun gamz
an all dis tok uv wininz iz konfewzin me
i seez da tabul tingee an we iz numbuh wun an wun
weez iz go in hunt in toonit da elfy tingees an sees wut we cun do bowtz it
Zhul o da Cos Seeryus Woons |
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Golgomoth
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 23, 2004 - 17:00 |
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buny......ewz nam iz to lon
u wuz playn gentel wiv dem upty elfy tingees, da boyz an me ha reddy kiked dem bowt a lot in owz fers gam
u wun do, datll do dont u do
Zhul |
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Chickenbrain
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 23, 2004 - 17:19 |
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calon
Joined: Oct 03, 2003
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Feb 23, 2004 - 21:13 |
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HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!! here's a challenge! Juzam Jinns. look for this team and see if you can hurt them my guys tried and failed but did kill one of those little shits but suffered 4 si's in return a death but rgen and a hole load of other regn si as well.
P.S turn 8 foulers
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=250775 |
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Golgomoth
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 24, 2004 - 02:25 |
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weez iz likinz dis, too ded elfs do days tree dokta bluddy made wun stood up agayn. ears da link:
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=251502
cors seerius woons wun an wun - wun elfy tingies
too elfs hurtinz bad, hehe gud!
wun skull fer da hall
appy orczez
Zhul
(22pts methinks! hehe!) |
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Golgomoth
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 24, 2004 - 02:45 |
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so far so good, quite proud of this probably the best start i've ever had 
Cause Serious Wounds - Orcs
Games Pld: 5 (4/1/0) | TD Diff: 7 (10 - 3) | Cas Diff: 13 (6/3/4 - 0/0/0)
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