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How many EMU Seasons have you played in?
3 baby... I'm an Original EMU Thug!
0%
 0%  [ 1 ]
2 man... I'm one of the Old skool EMU Nobz!
7%
 7%  [ 9 ]
1 homes... But I know how to cap punk elves...
4%
 4%  [ 5 ]
None - This will be my first EMU. But if you call me a noob I'll smash your face.
22%
 22%  [ 28 ]
None - I'm a noobie :(
28%
 28%  [ 35 ]
None - The EMU is the worst thing to ever hit fumbbl. It is just stupid. I wish it would go away. I don't even read these posts... okay i do.. but I don't like them!
36%
 36%  [ 45 ]
Total Votes : 123


Cronos



Joined: Mar 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Oct 02, 2004 - 09:19 Reply with quote Back to top

Furious Tendon Slicers 1 (0/1/0) vs Blood Spiders 3 (1/1/0)

Match report

Shame Shame, loozze we did did, beaten beaten we wazz, The Horned One will punish punish uzz Darkies moved like wodzziez Nerfer Tendon Slicer wazz badly hurt hurt, when lone darkie Ananke resisted block block, shame shame, we feelzz, next elfies much kill kill, wezz swerazz, we do do.

+4-5-1-2=-4pts


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kryanth



Joined: Jun 14, 2004

Post   Posted: Oct 02, 2004 - 09:29 Reply with quote Back to top

just officially calling Cronos and his "Furious Tendon Slicers" for being the pansiest skaven team I've run into.. if this is the cream of your EMU crop, then this aint a very chunky soup!!!
Furious Tendon Slicers (Sk) 1 (0/1/0) vs Blood Spiders (DE) 3 (1/1/0)
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=510797

highlights
first kickoff, crowd riots.. only causing 2 STUNS to my team.. (bah, you EMU fans are a bunch of pissweak pansies) .. his RO SI's a crap lineman (bah, thats why I stuck him out front). His thrower then proceeds to drop the ball 3 times, allowing my blitzer to casually stroll up the flank, get the ball, and score.

an RO blitzes a DE lineman : who wins? the DE lineman of course! doubleskulls, and an RO is dragged off the field (BH).. bwahaha.. next time, don't feed the stupid thing before the game!!

and if you ever need to explain what ineffectual, stupid fouling is : just go view this game. 4 rats around a stunned lineman.. Cronos goes for the foul (turn 7!) and manages to (oh no! restun it!!
heh, he even had the ref for part of the first half and managed to "foul" that up too! lol
bah, best he managed out of his numerous fouling attempts was a KO.. and I promptly scored and the guy recovered. And I only had to look at his rats in the second half and they fell over and hurt themselves.
paulhicks



Joined: Jul 19, 2004

Post   Posted: Oct 02, 2004 - 12:56 Reply with quote Back to top

http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=510901 what a crap match. injured 2 playas then my opponent quits and stops me scoring with the message "uuuurgh why do i always loose to worse coaches?". I wasnt the dumbass elf trying to out block orcs = )

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Jarnageddon



Joined: Nov 04, 2003

Post   Posted: Oct 02, 2004 - 15:06 Reply with quote Back to top

And we have a win for the skaven of CongRATS at last.

Match Report

POINTS: 5+2+4+6-2=15 points

Which brings CongRATS to 15 points from 3 games.

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AlcingRagaholic



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Oct 02, 2004 - 16:47 Reply with quote Back to top

My halfling team laughs at your pathetic attempts at elven dominance.

Z
paulhicks



Joined: Jul 19, 2004

Post   Posted: Oct 02, 2004 - 17:00 Reply with quote Back to top

http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=511100 two killz in the final turns realy saved this one

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Glomp



Joined: Jan 04, 2004

Post   Posted: Oct 02, 2004 - 17:21 Reply with quote Back to top

AloneAndBurned wrote:
My halfling team laughs at your pathetic attempts at elven dominance.

Z


Your halfling team laughs but dosent submit its match report...

Bunch of podgy dumbasses Razz

Oh and when you post the match report you dont need to post links to your teams too the report will be fine. If you want to be helpfull just write out the team names involved e.g. We kill elves vs Dead elves

and for the last time im not searching the forums for matches posted elsewere. If they're not posted here I'm not accepting them.

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AlcingRagaholic



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Oct 02, 2004 - 18:12 Reply with quote Back to top

I did submit the match report... what are you talking about? It's on the previous page. Only 1 so far...

Z
Goatfoam



Joined: Sep 20, 2004

Post   Posted: Oct 02, 2004 - 18:25 Reply with quote Back to top

Severed Spines just lost 2-1 to Cherrybark-Toothpicks.

No casualties on either side. It was a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a shame of a mockery. MOCKERY. Of a sham.

Match Report


Mockery of a sham.
BunnyPuncher



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Oct 02, 2004 - 19:00 Reply with quote Back to top

All right here's the deal... if the cas is in the cas summary it counts... (3/1/2) for example.. thats how the scoring goes by so any cas that appears there counts.

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Jarnageddon



Joined: Nov 04, 2003

Post   Posted: Oct 02, 2004 - 19:24 Reply with quote Back to top

Another loss for the Skaven of CongRATS

Match Report

POINTS:4+2-5=1 point

That brings the total for CongRATS to 16 points from 4 games. Elves of fumbbl watch out!
you could be missing an easy win vs these skaven.

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Zed



Joined: Jun 04, 2004

Post   Posted: Oct 02, 2004 - 19:42 Reply with quote Back to top

http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=511281
Liches de l'Abbaye de Stavelot VS lost into the forest.
result: 2 (bh) + 6 (rip) for me and 6 (win the match) for the elves so +2 for me.
Golgomoth



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Oct 02, 2004 - 20:17 Reply with quote Back to top

Man this Ssuckss!

won the game due 2 poor coverage by the pessky elvess...

but failed to inflict a ssingle cass!!

the boyss have been roassted on the team ssewer barge and i'm ssure it wont happen again...

http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=511305

cas - uss 0/0/0 them 2/1/0

sso...
5-3-2-2= -2pts

EMU gobbo


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Cronos



Joined: Mar 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Oct 02, 2004 - 20:49 Reply with quote Back to top

Furious Tendon Slicers 0 (1/2/1) vs Woodvale Crew 3 (0/1/1)

Match report

Lozzt Match, but we promizz kill kill earlier, we give kill kill, but only one, we not sure them be woodsies at all, maybe Chaos dwarfs in woodsies clothing, they kill kill Sure Feet we want revenge, many elfiezz must die die for his death and the benching of Nerfer Tendon Slicer we give give as gift the skull to Miasmic Deadfins

+2+4+4+12-2-3-5=+12
Tesifonte



Joined: Sep 06, 2004

Post   Posted: Oct 02, 2004 - 21:00 Reply with quote Back to top

Its fun to be challenged by someone that advantages you in almost 40 str just cuzz u joined EMU. Im proud of MANGLING THOSE FUCKING BASTARDS Twisted Evil
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