Fama
Joined: Feb 09, 2005
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Aug 06, 2005 - 18:52 |
 
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Another game for the Circus Mort.
Circus Mort 0 (2/1/0) vs. Showbiz 4 (0/0/0)
-10 (loosing) +4 (2x bh) +3 (SI)= -3
I corrected the scores in my last posts, which were wrong.
Total points by now: 28pts. (as Golgomoth counted, good job). |
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Warmduscher
Joined: Jun 15, 2005
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Aug 07, 2005 - 00:24 |
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This is the story of how the Chaos Avatars joined the ranks of EMU (for the story of how this Team was founded see the bio).
Warmduscher (speaking to his Team): Great News everyone. After our ranks are filled with fearsome Minions of Chaos, I managed to sign a contract with the God of Killing Elves, patron God of EMU. If I kill the magic number of only seven Elves in his honor, he will himself appear on this Plane of Existence and join our Ranks. With a true God in our Team we will finally be unstoppable!! 
Lawyer in the background (to Warmduscher): Uh sir, we have a problem.
Warmduscher: What?
Lawyer: You see the tiny k there behind the seven in the contract?
Warmduscher: That is a k?! I thought that its just some flyshit.
I have to kill seven THOUSAND Elves?! 
Lawyer: Yes, and don't forget the clause that you lose your soul if you don't fulfill the contract within 10 years.
Warmduscher: So thats it, I'm doomed. 
Lawyer: There is still hope. Clause 14b says that you can declare the contract null and void if you kill at least 10% of the required sum.
Warmduscher: So I have to kill 700 Elves just to keep my soul. Great.
And so the Chaos Avatars joined the Ranks of the EMU, for the glory and the soul of their coach Warmduscher.
They searched hard and fast for Elves that they could play against and finally they found their first team to mangle:
Chaos Avatars TDs 1/cas 1/1/3 vs Shattering Shades TDs 1/cas 0/0/1
Man this cas-statistic defies every propability. One kill after another and one SI with stat drop.
The permanent kills are:
Irina to add insult to injury, this player got the MVP
and
Neïa
So I start with 2(BH)+6(apothed kill)+10(SI-stat drop)+25(kill)+25(kill)=68 Points!
Only 698 kills left. |
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Golgomoth
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Aug 07, 2005 - 01:26 |
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Ratticus 0 (3/2/2) - 5 (0/1/1) Forest Fools
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=850825
50pt Dead Elf....
WE Catcher http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2077981
-10+2+2+2+3+10+6+50+25= 90pts
I've come to the conclusion that there are 2 distinct aspects to nuffle...the one that favoured me in this match when nuffles eyes were clouded by the red mist being formed by the dead and injured.....the other that kicked the teeth in and poked a thumb in the eyes of my ag4 players who were trying to play the ball!
oh well first SLAMDUNK! for Ratticus this season.....the first of many  |
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AlcingRagaholic
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Aug 07, 2005 - 02:51 |
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Well, you see, I'd join this league, but I think I play elves once every 20 games [they just seem to refuse me], so sadly, I stay away.
On the other hand, if you guys aren't too scared to face some other races as well, look up the Lab Rejects after they get done with the XFL Skaven.
Z |
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Warmduscher
Joined: Jun 15, 2005
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Aug 07, 2005 - 04:01 |
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Damnit, such a good start, and now this:
Chaos Avatars TDs 1/cas 1/1/0 vs Delinquents TDs 2/cas 0/1/1
This game just went wrong on every level. Not only did the damn Elf-Armor resist my best efforts to smash them, they even nearly outcasd me. I'm very darn glad that the many KOs they caused don't count as casualties. My ballplay was equally horrible and so I even have to call the result quite lucky for me. It could have been much worse.
Points: -10(lost)+2(bh)=-8 (do I get points for the apothed SI?)
not much better:
Chaos Avatars TDs 1/cas 0/1/0 vs Dark Snark TDs 1/no cas
Again I have no luck at all against Dark Elves. Despite Mighty Blow and Claw I'm not breaking his Armor. The one SI happened as he tried to block my Ogre with a Lineman.
Points: still don't know if I get any for an apothed SI. If not, none |
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RagingGoblin
Joined: Jun 08, 2005
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Aug 07, 2005 - 16:39 |
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Emphasy
Joined: Jun 14, 2004
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Aug 08, 2005 - 00:09 |
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Girly.Inc 2 (0/2/1) vs Wit'ct Fire 0 (3/0/0)
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=851535
soo.. his apo didnt work on the kill... dang!
so its +15+3+10(niggler)+25(kill apo fail) = 53 Points.
It startet out as a nightmare for my girls... got 3 bh against us after 4 or 5 turns... so i thought this was a safe -15 for me.. then last turn 1st half the DE startet dirttalking to my girls.... Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad idea and they made a 1 dice pow kill on a blodge, guard, tackle blitzer... and apo was busy looking at the Girly.Inc's reserves so he didnt have the time to save him....
2nd half was 1-sided as my girls got the DE's by their balls and didnt let go untill they saw them screeming on the ground in pure pain...
The niggler: http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1332754
The Dead: http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1736256
funny part would have been that "death" would have been the dead one, a bit ironic if so but destiny was different for him... atm... |
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Zed
Joined: Jun 04, 2004
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Aug 08, 2005 - 01:30 |
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DeathKittie
Joined: Aug 03, 2005
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Aug 08, 2005 - 08:45 |
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Warmduscher
Joined: Jun 15, 2005
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Aug 08, 2005 - 09:04 |
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InkRose
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Aug 08, 2005 - 11:36 |
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Certamen ad Mortem 3 (3/0/0) vs 3 (1/0/0) Zion's Free Minds
Rather eventful game that started with me taking out Morpheus on the first turn. Regardless, Mazzix scored a quick one and then settled down for the defense. He worked the defense well, tho his failing loads of dodges overall helped my game quite a bit. His one-turner was certainly earning his pay, and though I did KO him for a while, in the end he did all of Mazzix's 3 TDs. Such a shame I don't get credit for that -ag dancer, as his injury came from a failed Leap.
Tie, 3 BH = 6 points.
Not much, but at least it wasn't a total loss. |
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Emphasy
Joined: Jun 14, 2004
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Aug 08, 2005 - 13:30 |
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Emphasy
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Aug 08, 2005 - 15:52 |
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Tabby
Joined: Jul 12, 2005
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Aug 08, 2005 - 17:17 |
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Golgomoth
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Aug 08, 2005 - 18:13 |
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