Wizard
Joined: Jul 09, 2004
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Sep 03, 2008 - 02:24 |
 
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Wizard: Game against my khem?
Seandon12: no cos u will get 1 blitz per turn then every time i score (maybe 2 if im liucky) thts another 4 u wud end up with abot 25-30 blocks nwith mighty blow n 16 turns of DP fouls no thanx THEY WOULD DIE HORRIBLY IN THE FACE
i couldn't get the smile of my face for hours after that one... |
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OneEye
Joined: Mar 15, 2007
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Sep 03, 2008 - 03:44 |
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Forgot all about this thread... horray for necromancy!
I specc'd a game ages ago which went a little bit like this...
First Turn - Foul Selected
Coach X - "Are you sure you want to start the fouling game this early...?"
Player A has been KILLED... Apo FAILED
Coach Y - "Yes yes i do  "
Coach X - Hmmm ok buddy my turn now"
Coach makes some moves to foul prone player. Needs to GFI once to foul...
Player B - GFI roll (1) Player B has been KILLED!
Coach Y - 
Coach X - I hate Blood Bowl...
I laughed out loud for over 5 minutes! Was just golden! |
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Woodie
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Sep 03, 2008 - 10:50 |
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| Quote: | | If ones could fly, this would be a friggin' airport |
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JanMattys
Joined: Feb 29, 2004
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Sep 03, 2008 - 10:59 |
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| Woodie wrote: | | Quote: | | If ones could fly, this would be a friggin' airport |
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Qaz
Joined: Apr 28, 2004
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Sep 03, 2008 - 15:12 |
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<coach X> i m the best of cherry picker |
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SneakyFox
Joined: Oct 29, 2005
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Sep 03, 2008 - 16:53 |
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(deckerCKY and HouseT talking in spec chat about the probability of succeeding in some attempt one of the coaches was trying to pull. Hilarity ensues)
<gobogen61> easy peasy
<HouseT5> Maybe too easy.
<deckerCKY24> but house...your sister taught me that there's no such thing as too easy
<HouseT5> And you taught my sister that there's no such thing as too fast.
Well, it was funny at the time =) |
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paulhicks
Joined: Jul 19, 2004
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Sep 04, 2008 - 01:21 |
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[00:15] <@Synn> <CowboyCapo> Hey there. Up for a match, my Khemri vs. yours?
[00:15] <@Synn> <Synn> no thanks... rubbing boners together with another man sounds totally gay
just cuz it made me laugh |
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mymLaban
Joined: Apr 20, 2004
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Sep 04, 2008 - 01:25 |
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| paulhicks wrote: | blu: does anybody ever play you a seconed time
red: yes, you. you seem to have forgotten im on your do not play list 
blu: damn |
priceless |
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Kinks
Joined: Feb 28, 2007
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Sep 07, 2008 - 16:18 |
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| Quote: | <Jokaero> gf = girl friend 
<Jokaero> not game finder.. hehe
<Jokaero> hehe.. yea... boo on them.. i'll face the challenge next time we're both on GF |
I hope his GF doesn't mind |
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Manbush
Joined: Nov 08, 2005
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Sep 07, 2008 - 16:49 |
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I love when I play PaulHicks and instead of saying "gl, hf" he says "let's make a mess"
That always makes me smile, and usually we make a mess |
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Kinks
Joined: Feb 28, 2007
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Sep 08, 2008 - 23:51 |
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<Dominik> if i exploit the language watchdog with words like "pen is" or "d0ck"
* SillySod concurs
<Dominik> again and pe nis again
* Ro wiggles his fingers at shadow
<shadow46x2> britnoth wants us to be droll and downtrodden
<shadow46x2> so we shall be
<Dominik> will a mod kick me finally?
<shadow46x2> dominik: go ahead....try it and see what happens
<Dominik> guddi
*** Woodstock|afk is now known as Woodstock
* shadow46x2 waits
<Snappy_Dresser> DOm has an overdeveloped martyr gland
<brain01> so domink dont wanna play...it seems
<shadow46x2> but then again
*** egendar has quit (Ping timeout)
*** rafadavila has joined #Fumbbl
*** Lewdgrip has quit (Quit)
<shadow46x2> i have a life outside of this site, so i'm not here 24/7
<Dominik> PENcil IS good
<Christer> !kickban dominik
*** Nuffle sets mode +b on *!*@chello213047060197.11.14.vie.surfer.at
*** Dominik has been kicked by Nuffle (Bye. (Christer))
*** JanMattys has joined #Fumbbl
<Synn> LOLZ
<shadow46x2> LOL |
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paulhicks
Joined: Jul 19, 2004
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Sep 08, 2008 - 23:56 |
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[22:48] <@Christer> I actually was ticketed once
i loved that one |
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Qaz
Joined: Apr 28, 2004
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Sep 09, 2008 - 21:55 |
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<Leijonet> Now that I have an admin client I should be set to go. |
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Focus
Joined: Oct 15, 2007
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Sep 09, 2008 - 22:30 |
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Both from edgedante's bio
<Crashed> your amazon vs my dwarves?
<EdgeDante> sure!
<EdgeDante> wait, lemme check my IQ real quick
<EdgeDante> oh on second thought i'm not retarded, nevermind
<RocaDeluxe> heyho
<RocaDeluxe> your ama
<RocaDeluxe> against my
<RocaDeluxe> dwarfs?
<edgedante> i'm not a moron sir
<edgedante> are you calling me a moron?
<RocaDeluxe> what?
<RocaDeluxe> so...you want to play?
<edgedante> listen sir, i've been more than cordial with you
<edgedante> there's no need to insult me further. |
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Mates
Joined: Feb 27, 2006
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Sep 23, 2008 - 10:19 |
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| Quote: | <wuhan> well I might have fouled them, but only if they were lying prone, and my DP had to make a reasonable dodge to get there.
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I love this one |
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