pushbloke
Joined: Oct 05, 2005
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:50 |
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help, i have really bad toothache, whats you best cures please...
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masterpaw
Joined: Jan 09, 2005
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:57 |
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Pau
Joined: Jan 12, 2005
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:58 |
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Whisky. Trust me in this one. |
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MiBasse
Joined: Dec 04, 2004
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Oct 24, 2005 - 07:01 |
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Gee, I don't know. Going to the dentist perhaps ? |
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DonTomaso
Joined: Feb 20, 2005
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Oct 24, 2005 - 07:02 |
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What Pau said!
Drench a piece of cotton in whisky and put it on the tooth... |
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pushbloke
Joined: Oct 05, 2005
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Oct 24, 2005 - 07:48 |
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hehe, thanks folks, i think i will carry on with the whisky....
not too sure about the dentist tho, charge 4 weeks wages for a check up, think i'll just get pissed and find a troll for option one..... |
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G_Force
Joined: Aug 19, 2004
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Oct 24, 2005 - 08:37 |
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maybe if you stop smashing your face into your keyboard you won't have toothache in the first place.
failing whisky sounds like a good fallback |
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MrMojo
Joined: Apr 17, 2004
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Oct 24, 2005 - 09:35 |
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4 weeks wages? Either you earn a nickle in an hour, or you don't have any healthcare in your country. Makes me glad I live in finland. |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Oct 24, 2005 - 15:40 |
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As weird as this is...... Push your index finger into your cheek where the tooth is aching, and make your best attempt at a dentist's drill noise while holding it there. Always works for me! |
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elvisdeadly
Joined: Dec 07, 2003
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Oct 25, 2005 - 19:40 |
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pushy come over tuesday night, you can check out my baseball bat guaranteed to sort out toothache |
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elvisdeadly
Joined: Dec 07, 2003
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Oct 25, 2005 - 19:44 |
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RedFish wrote: | Gee, I don't know. Going to the dentist perhaps ? |
LOL..... pushy lives in uk we dont get dentists anymore thats just for rich people |
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MrMojo
Joined: Apr 17, 2004
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Oct 25, 2005 - 22:01 |
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elvisdeadly wrote: | RedFish wrote: | Gee, I don't know. Going to the dentist perhaps ? |
LOL..... pushy lives in uk we dont get dentists anymore thats just for rich people |
Ha-ha! You puny britons, lost an empire and free dental care at the same time. Ha-ha!
You can afford nukesubs but not free dental care! Way to go, Britain!
Ha-ha! |
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Symmetrical
Joined: Jan 15, 2005
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Oct 25, 2005 - 22:23 |
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Cocaine. |
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pushbloke
Joined: Oct 05, 2005
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Oct 26, 2005 - 02:23 |
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Y'know, I think your right mr mojo, i did think about doing something about the state the UK is in, but i decided to carry on supping the whisky (scotch and irish) whilst listening to some of the best music the world has to offer (scottish, irish, welsh and british) watch replays of some of the best sportsmen (and women) winning some of the best sports (cricket, rugby, football, ummm..... oh yeah, and that one where they slide things down the ice cant remember what thats called) and reading some of the best literature, eating some of the best national foods in the world (bangers 'n'mash, the big breakfast, yorkshire pud, black pud, and pies) as long as its not too hot cos i still cant afford a 'kin dentist lol |
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MrMojo
Joined: Apr 17, 2004
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Oct 26, 2005 - 07:06 |
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I mean the way goverments prioritize their spending is amazing. Who needs nuclear submarinse anyway? Are they a good way to fight the terrorists? I mean the money Britain spends in military a year could give you yearsa and years of free health service. I just don't get it. |
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