PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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May 20, 2015 - 00:36 |
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In a dark alley behind the row of a 100 taverns in the basement of a forgotten temple. The seer Roxanna 'the black heart' reads her "bones". She lets out a gasp of surprise with a taint of lust.
She looks into the future and sees Debog legendary vampire, sucker of souls, destroyer of virginity in the Bretonian nobilities daughters, heir to the throne of Sylvania and most hunted Vampire since the great Carstein.
He lays dead on the pitch by the hands of a servant of Chaos, a beastmen with the power of Khorne behind his CPOMB and a poison on his claws to prevent regen.
Roxanna is frantically searching her tomes of witchcraft to give word to her lover but alas she cannot find any. She flees her lair and heads out into the row in a frantic state to find her lover.
Debog is destined to die in the next week, the "bones" have said so. |
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awambawamb
Joined: Feb 17, 2008
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May 20, 2015 - 00:44 |
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dude wat
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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May 20, 2015 - 00:45 |
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awambawamb wrote: | dude wat
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Iam just telling you what the seer Roxanna has scene when she read the "bones". |
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awambawamb
Joined: Feb 17, 2008
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May 20, 2015 - 01:20 |
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my spoon is too big.
I'd play in the box just to throw blocks at that with a skink and rolling POW POW POW |
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chimp2010
Joined: Jul 01, 2011
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May 20, 2015 - 02:20 |
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Debog is a coward. Came up against Boom Boom Pow... Scores a touchdown to send the Vamps 1-0 up... And spends the rest of the game running away and letting the rest of the team get bashed and fouled for 13 turns!!!
Cowards cannot be Legends! Legends should go out in a blaze of glory!
I put out a call for the rest of his team mates to just get it over with and stake the coward! |
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burbi
Joined: Sep 05, 2012
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May 20, 2015 - 02:41 |
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The rest of the team does the same thing as the great Debog they obey to the coach. |
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huff
Joined: Dec 19, 2009
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May 20, 2015 - 02:57 |
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Khor_Varik
Joined: Jul 13, 2005
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May 20, 2015 - 03:08 |
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xnoelx
Joined: Jun 05, 2012
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May 20, 2015 - 03:16 |
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huff wrote: | The bones lie. |
Unless they're hipbones. Another wizened old hag called Shakira told me so. |
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huff
Joined: Dec 19, 2009
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May 20, 2015 - 03:48 |
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xnoelx wrote: | huff wrote: | The bones lie. |
Unless they're hipbones. Another wizened old hag called Shakira told me so. |
Well played...gg. |
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garyt1
Joined: Mar 12, 2011
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May 20, 2015 - 03:50 |
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Debog has already been potioned twice. It is about time someone did a rip, regen fail, apo rip on him. This week is as good as any.
He has played a helluva lot of matches since his last perm (niggle). Amazing that he doesn't get spanked on one of those matches where the Vamps go lusty and the claws hit hard. Maybe Chimp is right and Debog has become a coward, hypno'ing any who dare to try and strike him, instead causing them to give up smoking. |
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Roland
Joined: May 12, 2004
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May 20, 2015 - 09:28 |
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cool idea |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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May 20, 2015 - 09:45 |
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garyt1 wrote: | Chimp is right and Debog has become a coward, hypno'ing any who dare to try and strike him, instead causing them to give up smoking. |
I lol'd |
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azyx
Joined: Jun 28, 2007
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May 20, 2015 - 10:15 |
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garyt1 wrote:
Chimp is right and Debog has become a coward, hypno'ing any who dare to try and strike him, instead causing them to give up smoking.
well Debog obeys to my orders and because of him his friends could have nice progression in Blood bowl experience.Many comments wiches prove the degeneration of human beings is now very advanced, end of theses times with justice are soon. |
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harvestmouse
Joined: May 13, 2007
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May 20, 2015 - 15:32 |
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He hasn't become a coward as such. The team's become skilled vamp heavy. They hardly win anymore,if that's ok with the coach...so be it.
Either they need to let go totally (if they have the money) or cut a skilled vamp to get back to winning ways. |
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