Nelphine
Joined: Apr 01, 2011
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Jul 08, 2011 - 17:23 |
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I have decided to adopt this thread, and keep it updated with stats on Brawn, http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=8080180. Brawn is a member of Strength Monsters, http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=659581. He has played 17 games, and not only did he get a pair of touchdowns vs chaos dwarves, he has just managed a hat trick vs norse. In those same 17 games, Brawn has also gotten 9 casualties, and 3 (highly deserved) MVP awards, which puts him up to 60 SPP's; a Tomb Guardian Star who is quickly on his way to getting killed a horrible horrible death before achieving all time top scoring Tomb Guardian in either Ranked or Box. Note that he is already the all time highest rushing Tomb Guardian in either Ranked or Box.
Edit: Incidentally, while he has no permeanent injuries like Namosz does, Brawn still has decay, and no apothecary support (although he has regeneration, which somewhat makes up for that). So Brawn still feels a kindred connection with Agility Monsters and Namosz in particular. |
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Rabe
Joined: Jun 06, 2009
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Jul 09, 2011 - 18:44 |
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@Nelphine: Seems a little bit weird to me, since this thread has nothing to do with him (though I see the similarities)... But as long as you don't post too many updates (I'd just assume people want to read about Namosz, not Brawn, if they open this thread), feel free to do so, if you get some audience.
Back to Namosz...
Many of you must have thought: "Okay, so he survived another 18 matches, but how much time did he actually spend on the field, fighting for his team?!"
Here's the answer: 10.5 turns on avarage! Well, not that much. Maybe an inconvenient truth even!
Since I've been struggling with getting back to 11 players for long now (and still do), he was on the pitch whenever possible (I remember only one drive I didn't set him up - and he promptly collapsed in the heat so he missed almost the entire rest of the game, too ). Will this have consequences? Of course not! He's Namosz!!
I'll put some numbers on the opening post to show how many games he played how many turns. They don't include Blitz! and Riot! kick-off events, so they're only almost accurate.
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By the way, the Agility Monsters are already out of the GLT, got knocked out (literally!) by amazons in the first round...
I'll start rebuilding the team to get a more or less healthy squad as soon as Nomril (not Namosz!) is dead; as a slayer he deserves to die on the pitch (unless he refuses to do so for too long... in that case I know a nice place for him).
So you can help the team by killing that poor, battered little guy - all it needs is a little tackle. He can't run away anymore. :-/ |
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Rabe
Joined: Jun 06, 2009
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Aug 21, 2011 - 00:41 |
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Quick update:
Namosz has now played and survived exactly 20 games since this poll was created 21 Agility Monsters games ago. He played 10.8 turns per game on average, is perfectly healthy and still one of the team's backbones! |
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robocoyote
Joined: Oct 19, 2010
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Aug 21, 2011 - 01:39 |
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i want a shot at him with bonecrusher and darkbrood |
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Rabe
Joined: Jun 06, 2009
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Aug 21, 2011 - 11:25 |
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You'll get your rematch sooner or later. |
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Rabe
Joined: Jun 06, 2009
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Sep 10, 2011 - 09:07 |
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Breaking news:
Namosz is dead!
More information to come... |
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ahalfling
Joined: Aug 16, 2008
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Sep 10, 2011 - 09:37 |
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Nooooo!
(Though in all fairness, if it was going to happen eventually, there are worse ways to go than in a major.) |
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zakatan
Joined: May 17, 2008
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Sep 10, 2011 - 11:21 |
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even sadder news:
It wasn't me! |
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garyt1
Joined: Mar 12, 2011
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Sep 10, 2011 - 13:31 |
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I hope after his catalogue of injuries he eventually died due to something like eating a small fish bone or tripping over a sandwich. |
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Malmir
Joined: May 20, 2008
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Sep 10, 2011 - 13:33 |
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He died when his team's apo decided the best way to cure his -str would be to take a shotgun and blow his head off. |
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Enigma179
Joined: Sep 19, 2010
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Sep 10, 2011 - 13:39 |
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Malmir wrote: | He died when his team's apo decided the best way to cure his -str would be to take a shotgun and blow his head off. |
Actually he died from the block, the apo brought him back, and noticed that he already began suffering from muscle death. THAT'S when he pulled out the shotgun |
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Dalfort
Joined: Jun 23, 2008
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Mar 29, 2012 - 02:57 |
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Rabe wrote: | Breaking news:
Namosz is dead!
More information to come... |
The King is dead, long live the king.
Breaking News as Namosz ploughs onto the field with 2 casualties in his debut for the Undead Ex-Agility Monsters. The Undead team has put back together (almost literally!) the original line-up* of the Agility Monsters as they try to emulate the greatest elfballing Dwarf team ever.
* Note 2 members bodies are unavailable to use, 1 is on a personal quest and the other is still actually playing for the Agility Monsters. |
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Rabe
Joined: Jun 06, 2009
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Mar 29, 2012 - 10:03 |
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\o/ |
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SvenS
Joined: Jul 07, 2007
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Mar 29, 2012 - 21:41 |
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Dalfort wrote: | Rabe wrote: | Breaking news:
Namosz is dead!
More information to come... |
The King is dead, long live the king.
Breaking News as Namosz ploughs onto the field with 2 casualties in his debut for the Undead Ex-Agility Monsters. The Undead team has put back together (almost literally!) the original line-up* of the Agility Monsters as they try to emulate the greatest elfballing Dwarf team ever.
* Note 2 members bodies are unavailable to use, 1 is on a personal quest and the other is still actually playing for the Agility Monsters. |
Haha Awesome team idea |
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Sigmar1
Joined: Aug 13, 2008
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Mar 29, 2012 - 22:10 |
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Rabe wrote: | Breaking news:
Namosz is dead!
More information to come... |
No shout out to the team/ player that finally took him down? Who was the brutal killer that finally felled the Mighty Namosz? A clawpomb Nurgle Warrior? A lowly goblin? Enquiring minds deserve to know! |
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