Poll |
Favourite beer style |
Lager |
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28% |
[ 27 ] |
Stout |
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33% |
[ 32 ] |
Bitter |
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16% |
[ 16 ] |
Pie |
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21% |
[ 20 ] |
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Total Votes : 95 |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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Jan 01, 2021 - 16:13 |
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I would like to raise some $ for Fumbbl in the form of pledges for sponsorship, to be paid via the Support Fumbbl icon (top right corner). This fundraiser will run until the end of February.
I am taking a Goblin team in the Box called Swear Box and offering up the usual player sponsorship with a couple of differences.
Firstly, you get to name the player but it must be a rude name. Think silly, not offensive, eg. Bum-Waffle, Hand Shandy, Robot Chubby. The more childish and puerile the better, but if you think it won't get past the mods it's probably not appropriate.
Imagine each time the team sheet is announced, you have to pay into the swear box, so every game your guy plays, you pay $1, up to a miximum of 10 games and $10. After that, your player is a Made Goblin and if he is still playing you may sponsor him for on-field antics of your choice if you wish.
When the team is full, it costs $1 to go onto the reserves list.
Secondly, everyone taking part goes into a random prize draw and the winner gets a case of Fumbbl Brewski Beer, shipped to wherever you are in the world. You must be of legal drinking age in your country of residence.
Photo for illustrative purposes only; actual beer label tbc.
There will also be rude BB related stickers for 3 runners up.
Thirdly, if you feel like pledging more please feel free to do so, and I am open to proposals. A couple of things to note: the beers are strictly limited and cannot be purchased, and everyone donating any amount gets an equal chance to win the case.
Finally, I promise to: announce when I am activating and do a short match report for each game in this thread. |
Last edited by PaddyMick on %b %05, %2021 - %16:%Jan; edited 4 times in total |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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Jan 01, 2021 - 16:14 |
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Players Sponsored:
The Final Team standings and $ Tally
1. Troll:President Merkin Muffley (DrClaes)- played 10 games, $10 - Top Thrower
2. Troll:Frumpy Rumpy (Bean Belly)- played 10 games, $10 - Most Hungry
3. Hooligan: Butt Cheek Sandwich (lemf)- played 10 games, $10 - Staying Power
4. Fanatic: Archie Dectomy (jdm)- played 10 games, $10 - my personal MVP most games
5. Pogoer: Princess Beer Git (FRSHMN) - played 8 games, 2 leaping TD's, $10 - Biggest Heart
6. Doom Diver: The Cunning Stuntman (stej) - played 4 games, $4 - Had one epic cruise missile moment
7. Bomber: Kryten (Lorebass)- played 10 games, $10 - Most likely to change a game
8. Looney: Fawcett Inn Stout (neilwat)- played 9 games, $9 - Fan Favourite
9. Goblin (hired for final game by ClayInfinity) - Dicken Cider - flat $10
10. Goblin: Seymour Butts (Joost) - played 10 games, $10 - Staying Power
11. Goblin: Richard B Lister (stej) - played 9 games, $9 - Trooper
12. Goblin: Buster Highman (rolo)- played 5 games, $5 - Most Unfulfilled Potential
13. Goblin: Porter of Hell (Storr) - final game props: 1$ every foul , 2$ cas, 5$ kill and 5$argued call
14. Goblin:Tenmil Sokhet (Bobs)played 10 games, $10 - Staying Power
15. Goblin: 'Ard Nob (Gnoblar)-played 6 games, $6 - Timely Touchdowns
16. Goblin: Earwax Sculptor (csk73)- played 2 games, $2 - watch out for this guy in the final
Staff to be hired, who and can named and sponsored for a one off donation:
17. Apothecary $3:“Blind†Dr. Unk (charlie1331) - flat $3 - mostly useless Smile
Past Players:
Superfuzz Bigmuff (jdm) - 1 game played, $1 - Sadly Missed
Poopy Swoop (Storr) - 2 games played, $2 - No Touchdowns - flew too high to the sun
Barry McCockinner (rolo) - 3 games played, $3 - no elves killed, all the ones we played had too much armour
Tipsy Nips (Weresquid) - 4 games played, $4 - did a foul in one game
Fleegle Fluffmuffin (JackassRampant) - 6 games played, $6 - if he had lived, we would have won everything and he would be in the hall of legends now
Smelly Flaps (Weresquid) - 1 game played, $1 - best name
Butt Landing (Storr) - 4 games played, $4 - 10/10 for effort |
Last edited by PaddyMick on %b %27, %2021 - %00:%Feb; edited 45 times in total |
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neilwat
Joined: Aug 01, 2009
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"Fawcett Inn Stout" for me please. I will take the looney |
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DrClaes
Joined: Mar 16, 2018
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  Posted:
Jan 01, 2021 - 17:13 |
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I'll be happy to sponsor Troll #1: "President Merkin Muffley" |
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JackassRampant
Joined: Feb 26, 2011
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  Posted:
Jan 01, 2021 - 17:30 |
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Put me down for a regular Goblin named Fleegle Fluffmuffin. |
_________________ Lude enixe, obliviscatur timor. |
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BeanBelly
Joined: Nov 14, 2019
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  Posted:
Jan 01, 2021 - 18:03 |
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Hi I’ll chip in for the other troll. She’s a big ‘ole momma troll called Frumpy Rumpy.
Sufficiently childish = ) |
_________________ Painting myself into a corner |
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FRSHMN
Joined: Feb 25, 2013
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  Posted:
Jan 01, 2021 - 20:15 |
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I like that.
Princess Beer Git as the Pogoer please. |
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Storr
Joined: Mar 25, 2020
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  Posted:
Jan 01, 2021 - 20:50 |
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Poopy Swoop for the Diver please |
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jdm
Joined: Nov 30, 2011
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  Posted:
Jan 01, 2021 - 22:06 |
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I'll take the fanatic.
Archie Dectomy |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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  Posted:
Jan 01, 2021 - 22:22 |
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Loving the names so far guys, and at this rate the first game won't be far off (soon as the initial squad is filled and I can ready the team). |
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lemf
Joined: Jul 17, 2005
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  Posted:
Jan 01, 2021 - 22:43 |
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Hooligan: please
Butt Cheek Sandwich.
(From my youngest Son) |
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Joost
Joined: Mar 17, 2014
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  Posted:
Jan 02, 2021 - 00:21 |
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If accepted I’ll sponsor a goblin, named Seymour Butts. |
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Lorebass
Joined: Jun 25, 2010
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I'll take a bomber, name it....
Kryten
About as rude and derogatory as might get passed the fumbbl admins. |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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  Posted:
Jan 02, 2021 - 09:08 |
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lemf wrote: | Butt Cheek Sandwich. |
That's my favouurite so far.
Lorebass you are going to get me in trouble. |
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PaddyMick
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
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  Posted:
Jan 04, 2021 - 09:13 |
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Bump
Just need 3 more sponsors to get this thing started.
For anyone is unsure about what their total $ liability is going to be for sponsoring a player, I am introducing a $10 cap per player.
After 10 games, your guy becomes a Made Goblin and is exempt from the swear box tax but can still be sponsored for on pitch antics if you wish. |
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