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| Would you join a NCAA-themed League? |
| Yes, yes I would. |
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42% |
[ 190 ] |
| No, I doubt it. |
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11% |
[ 50 ] |
| I don't know what the NCAA is. |
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26% |
[ 118 ] |
| I don't join leagues. |
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2% |
[ 13 ] |
| I dropped the soap. |
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4% |
[ 21 ] |
| Pie! |
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11% |
[ 49 ] |
| Other? |
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0% |
[ 4 ] |
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| Total Votes : 445 |
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SirOrange
Joined: Nov 24, 2006
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Jul 03, 2013 - 04:22 |
 
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Ex-con, I am available tomorrow evening at this same time if tonight doesn't work out. |
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Jeffro
Joined: Jan 22, 2009
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Jul 03, 2013 - 04:25 |
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| licker wrote: | Well the Girls finish off the regular season with a pretty 6-2-1 record, is it enough to warrant a championship invite?
It should be, assuming you all want to see the girls REALLY going all out for a change  |
THE Ohio State Drunkguys finish off a wild season against the Fresno Red Wave and finish 6-2-1 as well. We'll see if this is enough for a Championship bid. At the least, we want another chance to get in the short shorts of the GGW... especially Ka'Deem Carey  |
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Smeat
Joined: Nov 19, 2006
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Jul 23, 2013 - 12:25 |
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McNurgle's Bowl is in the books - the dice won.  |
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licker
Joined: Jul 10, 2009
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Jul 28, 2013 - 06:30 |
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National Championship Game in the books. Here's the recap.
The short version is: The spectators sucked ass and should be ashamed of themselves.
The season 16 National Championship Game was a rematch of the week one pairing of two of the NCBBs most slutdrunk programs.
In the Ohio State Drunkguys you have a team dedicated to the proposition that all kegs should be tapped, and all guys should be sucking on them.
In the Arizona Girls Gone Wildcats you have a team dedicated to the loving handling of poles and wet T-shirt contests.
Who could ask for anything more? Well apparently a lot of people could as the spectators who showed up for the game were both quite and boring and probably 18 kinds of retarded with a dollop of incontinence thrown in for good measure.
None the less, the drunk lads and slutty lasses lined up to play the game they all love to play, when they're not drinking, or trying to feel up anything with a pulse. Hell most of the time that's how they play the game anyway.
Arizona won the coin toss as a drunkguy tried to steal the coin from the ref to play a game of skeeball, and after a couple rowdy songs and 'artful gesticulations' the teams lined up. The girls threw a few blocks, mostly just pushing the guys around, but Cayman managed to take down Luke Roberts, though OSU chose to have their doc blow his load of pharma to get Luke ready to come back in at the next stoppage.
There were a few more turns of pushing for position with neither side really accomplishing much, but eventually the girls committed to an attack along the bottom of the pitch. The position looked decent enough, when the drunkguys were able to take out 2 girl from the screen and force Ademola and Michelle to back track a bit. Things were looking up for the guys at that point, but the next turn saw the girls hit back, KOing a couple guys and establishing a break through towards the goal line. It was tenuous though, and the guys freed up Craig for a nice 2d hit on Ady, no tackle vs her blodge, but strip ball forced her to try a dump off into double coverage on Michelle. Fortunately for the girls the pass got out cleanly, and Michelle was able to snatch the ball.
The ensuing position, however, was still quite precarious for the girls, so they set up a freeing blitz for Michelle to take the ball in with a couple gfis on turn 7. That left 2 turns for the drunkguys to try the eqalizer, they also had a slight man advantage of 11-10 at that point.
The crowd, being a boring group of utter mongoloids decided to riot, and the ref simply let the clock run ahead, negating any chance for the drunkguys to equalize at the half. Instead they took out their frustration by sending 3 girls off the pitch. However, the girls had brought a stock of wine coolers and were able to field 10 again at the start of the 2nd half.
The 2nd half kick off saw the guys try their macho tricks again, but the girls must have been ready, none of them left the pitch on the guys first drive, and the girls were once again able to send off a few guys to the KO box. The guys were quite annoyed to discover that coach Jeffro had traded in the beer he had promised them for a lucky rabbits foot, but that's coach J for you I guess.
The drunk guys examined their position on turn 11 and decided that a TD was possible with just a little bit of effort, and as the girls had actually taken the player advantage away from them they went for it. A missed gfi was rerolled into success and the 2nd gfi saw the guys equalize the game, leaving the girls with 6 turns to do what they could though.
The ensuing kick off saw the girls once again fail to land any good hits on the drunk guys line, but the ball was secured deep in the backfield, and the girls had a solid screen up at the LOS to keep the guys from making much trouble. Indeed the guys failed once again on their attack, but the next turn saw the girls, and Cayman start to knock off guys left and right. The next 6 turns were a simple affair of the girls out manning the guys, knocking their rocks off (literally in the cases of Tommy and Eddie) and walking in a turn 16 score.
What a game folks, too bad none of the spectators were able to enjoy it, what with them being silent douchebags and all 
More seriously...
Jeffro had the better team in my estimation, but his dice simply refused to cooperate. His fouls did nothing but get his players sent off. His dodges all seemed to fail (though Kylan was around with her diving tackle for a couple of them), and his CAS dice didn't do enough. Meanwhile my dice didn't cause me any particular issues, at least nothing that a rr didn't fix. Still I think the game was well played on both sides, and it didn't really get out of hand until after Jeffro made it 1-1, from that point on the Girls dice were simply too much, and the Drunkguys couldn't catch a break. |
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ex-convict
Joined: Jun 28, 2005
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College GamePlay
Built by the Gnome Depot
Chris Fouler: Welcome to the College GamePlay show, where we review and preview all of the recent National College Blood Bowl action! The NCBB has just completed its 16th season, capped off by a stellar bowl week. But before moving on, we need to take a look back at the best players from last year, so let me introduce my partners, former Cal blocker Anthony Killer and current NC State quarterback Tyler Brosius. What do you guys like most about the awards voting?
Anthony Killer: Now that NCBB graduates can be drafted by the NBFL, I think the awards voting is a great way to identify future pros.
Tyler Brosius: Agreed. It is quite exhilarating watching these young throwers grow into future franchise cornerstones.
Fouler: It certainly is guys. For those of you watching, if you want to look at all of the stats from last season, follow these simple steps:
1) go to http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~brill/fumbbl/ and bookmark the page
2) click on 'Teams and players', then make sure that 'Matches' is selected
3) copy and paste this list into the big section for match IDs:
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4) if you want to see your team's stats only, type in your team's complete name into the 'Filter team name' section; otherwise leave it blank
5) click 'send matches' and wait the 20-30 seconds for the info to load
6) click 'Show total' on the right side in order to see the stats for all (of your,) players
7) enjoy
Killer: Once again we have a great group of athletes who proved themselves on the field last year.
Fouler: Yes and now it's time we identify them so that they can officially be recognized. Here are this season's nominees:
 Hammer Nominees
-The Hammer is the most prestigious award in the NCBB, given to the best overall player in college football. Players are listed in no particular order:
-Kyle "Hammer" Gronski, Fresno State. 1 rushing yard, 21 casualties on 73 blocks, 3.47 blocks per casualty. Lead the nation in casualties.
-Morgan "Black-bellied Whistling Duck" Wright, Oregon. 11 touchdowns, 98 rushing yards, 48 blocks. Lead the nation in touchdowns.
-#21 Gary 'Pyro' Wilburn (CB), UCon. 5 touchdowns, 9 casualties, 40 rushing yards, 95 blocks, 10.55 BPC.
-Justin Clapp, Hawaii. 1 completion, 8 touchdowns, 2 passing yards, 96 rushing yards, 23 blocks.
-Ademola Adeniran, Arizona. 10 completions, 4 touchdowns, 12 passing yards, 109 rushing yards, 14 blocks, 1.2 YPC.
 Banger-Hardell Nominees
-The Banger-Hardell trophy is given to the best offensive player in the league. Players are listed in no particular order:
-Morgan "Black-bellied Whistling Duck" Wright, Oregon. 11 touchdowns, 98 rushing yards, 48 blocks. Lead the nation in touchdowns.
-Colt Nichter, Vampirebilt. 1 completion, 9 touchdowns, 4 passing yards, 222 rushing yards, 11 blocks. Tied for the national lead in rushing yards.
-Jerome "Bruiser" Bettis, Notre Dame. 1 completion, 8 touchdowns, 5 passing yards, 209 rushing yards, 16 blocks.
-Peter "The Wall" Young, Fresno State. 7 touchdowns, 1 casualty, 222 rushing yards, 28 blocks. Tied for the national lead in rushing yards.
 Neeley Nominees
-The Neeley award is given to the best defensive player in college football. Players are listed in no particular order:
-Kyle "Hammer" Gronski, Fresno State. 21 casualties on 73 blocks, 3.47 blocks per casualty. Lead the nation in casualties.
-Justin Truck, Notre Dame. 16 casualties on 79 blocks, 4.93 BPC.
-Tezcatlipoca, Slam Diego State. 14 casualties on 97 blocks, 6.92 BPC.
-Nephi, BYU. 12 casualties on 82 blocks, 6.83 BPC.
 Wylie Coyote Nomninees
-The Wylie Coyote award, better known as the 'Gone too Soon' award, is given to the best player who had his career cut short, whether by injury, grade issues, death, kidnapping, assassination, poisoning, ex-girlfriends, Russo, "accidents," or anything else imaginable. Please note that this is annoying as hell to try and find, so bear in mind that not every candidate might be found. Players are listed in no particular order:
-Kenny Guiton Jr., Ohio State. Redshirt freshman, dead.
-Lyle "Da Boot" Konkiel, Fresno State. Junior, dead.
-James Jones, Florida. Freshman, dead.
-Tim Fugger, Vampirebilt. Redshirt Senior, died in final game.
-Gekko Gakusha, Nippon U. Sophomore, dead.
-Loki "Kelp Goose" Rollins, Oregon. Junior, dead.
-Eddie George, Ohio State. Junior, dead.
 SOMUFTEN Nominees
-The SOMUFTEN award, or the 'Coach of the Season' award, is given to the coach who best lead his program during the season, whether it was winning a championship, overcoming numerous obstacles, or just being the least hated. Coaches are listed in no particular order:
-Licker: the perfect coach name for a team of females; he lead Arizona to a national championship
-SavageJ: a five win season capped off with a Rose Bowl victory over their hated rivals
-gamelsetlmatch: a seven win NonAQ season culminated in a Fiesta Bowl victory over a BCS foe
-Jeffro: didn't falter under pre-season expectations and won six games to get to the championship game
 Gabbert-Bryant Nominees
-The Gabbert-Bryant award is given to the best quarterback, whether a passer, runner, or combination of the two, in the NCBB. Players are listed in no particular order:
-Billie the Bow, HSU. 9 completions, 57 passing yards, 36 rushing yards, 6.33 yards per completion. Lead the nation in passing yards.
-Andy Ritt, Missouri. 13 completions, 52 passing yards, 58 rushing yards, 4 YPC.
-Landry Jones, Oklahoma. 15 completions, 24 passing yards, 54 rushing yards, 1.6 YPC.
-Penny PastaMeatballs, Washing-a-ton. 6 completions, 4 touchdowns, 15 passing yards, 114 rushing yards, 2.5 YPC.
 Wolfman Nominees
-As most of us know, players in the NCBB are only allowed to play for four seasons, and thus teams are always recruiting promising players to come in and continue on the tradition. This award will be given to the best freshman player from the past season, whether he got a redshirt in the last-last season (in this case 14,) or was hired more recently. The following players are in no particular order:
-Tezcatlipoca, Slam Diego State. 14 casualties on 97 blocks, 6.92 BPC.
-Nephi, BYU. 12 casualties on 82 blocks, 6.83 BPC.
-Luke Roberts, Ohio State. 9 casualties on 57 blocks, 6.33 BPC.
-Kenny Gonzales, Oregon. 2 touchdowns, 7 casualties, 35 rushing yards, 61 blocks, 8.71 BPC.
-Roel Thews, Missouri. 9 touchdowns, 65 rushing yards, 16 blocks.
-Landry Jones, Oklahoma. 15 completions, 1 touchdown, 24 passing yards, 54 passing yards, 1.6 YPC.
Game of the Year (GotY) Nominees
-A new award that seeks to highlight the best contest from last season, whether it was an epic rivalry game, a high-scoring affair, or a classic bowl contest. This category, more-so than any other, is difficult to pick nominees for because I didn't get to watch all of the games, so please feel free to nominate others. Games listed below are in no particular order:
-California vs Fresno State: a combined casualty line of 4/5/4 is all you need to know
-Hawaii vs Kansas: a defensive-coordinator's worst nightmare...both for teams
-Ohio State vs Arizona: Drunk guys vs Hot Girls with a Crystal Ball somewhere in there...and then there was the trophy presentation
-California vs Vampirebilt: a Killer-Lite Bowl overtime contest between two veteran NCBB programs
-Oregon vs Missouri: two elven teams that knew how to start off a season with a bang
Fouler: Quite the list of players as always. I want to thank each of these players and their respective schools for another great NCBB season, and best of luck in the voting. The award winners will be announced on our next show, in addition to our preview of the upcoming campaign. Thank you for tuning in to College GamePlay, built by the Gnome Depot! |
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Don't drop the soap. |
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Smeat
Joined: Nov 19, 2006
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Sep 05, 2013 - 00:02 |
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Next time someone feels like complaining about getting dice-raped, just watch this game. Ouch.
Respect to Coach Somertown - not a peep the whole game. BB-Zen master. |
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ryanfitz
Joined: Mar 24, 2009
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Oct 07, 2013 - 05:09 |
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The RFAdvantage Rankings
RFA rankings are here, you know you've been waiting to see them!
The RFAdavantage . The MOST accurate team ranker by week!
1. Fresno 4-0-0 (.877) #24 SoS - Opponents combine for 4 wins
~ The Red Waves are currently on top of the NCBB and have done it by being the most physical team in the league, if you face these guys bring doctors, body-bags, or both.
+6 TD +15 casualties (+21 net) #22 Wash next week
2. Wisconsin 3-1-0 (.829) #14 SoS - Opponents combine for 5 wins
~ The Grus can run up the score but definitely have issues playing the physical part of the game, which tends to lead to breakdowns late in the season. Can they keep up the pace?
+7 TD -5 casualties (+2 net) #20 Vampy next week
3. Florida 4-0-0 (.803) #28 SoS - Opponents combine for 3 wins
~ The Gators are unbeaten but suffer from a pathetic SoS, which puts them behind a the Grus. No doubt they will try to prove themselves against Oregon next week , or show us that their wins were just against the less than premium opponents.
+6 TD +9 casualties (+15 net) #7 Oregon next week
4. Slam D 3-0-1 (.800) #5 SoS - Opponents combine for 8 wins
~ The Smacks are riding high atop a great SoS and hold hopes of a title shot this year. They will still need to finish the season first.
+3 TD +1 casualties (+4 net) #5 BYU next week
5. Ten 3-0-1 (.768) #6 SoS - Opponents combine for 6 wins
~ The Lady Vols are impressing us all. Solid schedule, good +/-, and a winning record. Can they keep it up and be a premier team with other teams gunning for them and the pressure on?.
+3 TD -7 casualties (-4 net) #25 TT next week
6. Bulter 3-0-1 (.757) #12 SoS - Opponents combine for 8 wins
~ The Dogs are barking, and people are listening, a solid start agains good competition puts them as a team to be watched. They do have durability issues and may falter down the line.
+1 TD -5 casualties (-4 net) #24 HSU next week
7. Oregon 3-1-0 (.752) #25 SoS - Opponents combine for 4 wins.
~ The Ducks are likely shocked to be ranked so low without a loss to their record, but their early schedule was soft to say the least, they can make a statement against Florida in week 5. The Ducks are physically soft, but still can ball.
+4 TD -5 casualties(-1 net) #3 Florida next week
8. Hawaii 3-0-1 (.734) #23 SoS - Opponents combine for 5 wins.
~ Hawaii is hanging around and dangerous as always. Being able to dish it out as much as they receive is new and makes them even more dangerous.
+6 TD +0 casualties. (+6 net) #33 GBB next week
9. UCon 3-0-1 (.725) #21 SoS - Opponents combine for 3 wins.
~ The Convicts are droppin boots and recruiting everywhere they go, sporting a balanced offense and physical play, they could be dangerous to face this season.
+4 TD +4 casualties(+8 net) #10 Maryland next week
10. Maryland 2-1-1 (.702) #8 SoS - Opponents combine for 6 wins.
~ The Terps are sporting a admirable record against some of the best competition and will look to improve their chances for a top bowl game as the season goes. They will need to continue their physical gameplay to support their anemic offense.
+2 TD +11 casualties (+13 net) #9 UCon next week
11. Texas 2-1-1 (.691) #15 SoS - Opponents combine for 5 wins.
~ The Aggros are chomping at the bit to prove they are a top tier team, but need a few more wins to prove it to the general public.
+5 TD +6 casualties (+1 net) #17 Missou next
12. AZ 2-1-1 (.675) #17 SoS - Opponents combine for 5 wins.
~ The GGW surely were hoping to repeat, but have yet to show the brilliant play of a season ago. It would be a long road to see them again considered for the title game.
+2 TD +0 casualties (+2 net) #13 Nippon next week
13. Nippon 2-1-1 (.659) #10 SoS - Opponents combine for 6 wins.
~ The Nits have a winning record but aren't positive in TD or Cas differential and will have issues maintaining a winning record with numbers like that.
+0 TD -3 casualties (-3 net) #12 AZ next week
14. Cali 2-1-1 (.656) #16 SoS - Opponents combine for 6 wins.
~ The Golden Lizards are the epitome of a middle of the pack team, but have glimpses of brilliance that could easily vault them into the top tier teams by the end of the season.
+1 TD +7 casualties (+8 net) #30 UCLA next week
15. BYU 2-1-1 (.651) #27 SoS - Opponents combine for 4 wins.
~ The Boys are the last of the AQ teams with 2 wins, and can blame their weak schedule for putting them in the middle of the pack despite their excellent differential numbers.
+3 TD +6 casualties (+9 net) #4 SD next week
16. Ohio 2-0-2 (.642) #4 SoS - Opponents combine for 7 wins
~ Despite having two losses already the Drunks have faces one of the top schedules so far. If they can win out they could conceivably still be considered for a title shot possibly, but with their differentials we think they are hoping for a decent bowl game.
-3 TD -3 casualties (-6 net) #32 OK next week
17. Missou 1-2-1 (.612) #11 SoS - Opponents combine for 6 wins
~ The infamous RFA Missou negative modifier is at work, keeping the Tigers in the middle of the pack, oh wait no, that's their record doing it to them this season, along with their dismal casualty differential.
+1 TD -7 casualties (-6 net) #11 Texas next week
18. WWAF 1-2-1 (.612) #13 SoS - Opponents combine for 7 wins
~ The former AF boys are holding a non-losing record, but will need a few more wins to come close to their former living glory.
-1 TD +4 casualties (+3net) #35 Kent next week
19. SFL 1-1-2 (.577) #3 SoS - Opponents combine for 7 wins
~ The Roaches carry a tough record but while they would like to blame their losing record on that, they could have used it to be a top tier team with a couple more wins. No surprise that they are the highest ranked team with negative differentials in TD and Cas.
-3 TD -1 casualties (-4 net) #26 Slaughterville next week
20. Vampy 1-2-1 (.576) #28 SoS - Opponents combine for 8 wins
~ The Commonthralls are a dangerous team and carry a .500 record, don't count them out or turn your back on them. They have been injury prone this season, and could be even more dangerous if they can fix their injury issues.
-2 TD -6 casualties (-8 net) #2 Wisconsin next week
21 CSUB 2-2-0 (.573) #29 SoS - Opponents combine for 2 wins
~ The Running Dead are the best of the non-AQ and have an undefeated record, however they suffer from being a non-AQ team with a terribly weak schedule so far. They can still hold out hopes for a mid-tier bowl game if they finish the season well.
+3 TD -1 casualties +23 net) #Bye next week
22. Washington 1-1-2 (.527) #19 SoS - Opponents combine for 8 wins
~ The Huskies are running rough, a poor record and soft schedule puts them as bottom rung teams. They can still prove themselves over the finish of the season, but we aren't sure they have it in them.
+0 TD +0 casualties (+0 net) # 1 Fresno next week
23. Tlax 1-2-0 (.526) #32 SoS - Opponents combine for 3 wins
~ State can boast that they haven't lost yet, but with all but the weakest schedule, that isn't boasting too much.
+1 TD +1 casualties (+2 net) #31 NW next week
24. HSU 1-1-2 (.513) #9 SoS - Opponents combine for 7 wins
~ The Jacks pick up where they left off last season, but at least they can claim a solid scheduled they are underperforming against. The physicality of the NCBB may be too much for this soft program.
-1 TD -7 casualties (-8 net) #6 Butler next week
25. TT 1-0-1 (.507) #33 SoS - Opponents combine for 4 wins
~ The Rat Raiders are back and have begun their squishing ways. Fans know to catch a TT game when they can, there are amazing scores, but more importantly you can count on the crunch and splooshes to be coming sooner or later.
-1 TD -5 casualties (-6 net) #5 Ten next loss
26. Birm 1-1-1 (.461) #31 SoS - Opponents combine for 3 wins
~ The Pigs need to find wins and now, if they wish to have any shot at a bowl bid this season.
-2 TD +13 casualties (+1 net) #28 Bama next week
27. E Washington 0-2-2 (.456) #20 SoS - Opponents combine for 6 wins
~ The Eagles have yet to win a game. While they have issues with the ball they can still lay a beating on their opponents.
-3 TD +4 casualties (+1 net) #29 Navy next week
28. Bama 0-2-1 (.395) #30 SoS - Opponents combine for 3 wins
~ The Tide roll on, unfortunately it is with the the anything but win season. Can they figure out what the ball is for prior to the season's end?
-1 TD +2 casualties (+1 net) #26 Birm next week
29. Navy 0-0-4 (.325) #7 SoS - Opponents combine for 10 wins
~ The Midskeletonmen are right where we expect them, at the bottom, it has been years since we have seen the roller coaster Navy team we all miss and love. It will be a great day when they are no longer the joke, but a competitive program again.
-11 TD -4 casualties (-15 net) #27 EWA next week
30. UCLA 0-0-4 (.320) #22 SoS - Opponents combine for 9 wins
~ The Bruisers are just that bruisers who have no idea what a ball is for as best we can tell. You know your season is going bad when you have to look up in the standings to find Navy.
-8 TD +4 casualties (-4 net) #14 Cali next week
31. NW 0-1-2 (.461) #35 SoS - Opponents combine for 3 wins
~ The Wicked are anything but. The only people who fear this team are it's fans. A less than promising start in the NCBB, but they still have time and can boast a non- loss already, which is better than a few of the AQ teams can say.
-2 TD +13 casualties (+1 net) #28 Bama next week
32. OK 0-0-4 (.288) #1 SoS - Opponents combine for 9 wins
~ The Raters can point to their tough schedule and explain their losses, if they can only win out the rest of their season they can still qualify for a bowl game. Odds makers are giving long odds to any who will take the bet, as their differentials are the worst in the league.
-7 TD -11 casualties (-18 net) #16 Ohio next week
33. GBB 0-0-1 (.272) #34 SoS - Opponents combine for 3 wins
~ The Bulldogs debut in at #33 with an opening match loss, a win next week will see a far bigger jump for this team that it would for any other team in the RFA.
-1 TD -3 casualties (-4 net) #8 Hawaii next week
34. Slaughterville 0-0-3 (.245) #26 SoS - Opponents combine for 4 wins
~ The Seawolves are suffering from two forfeit losses and will need to show up and win some games soon to get out of the basement.
-3 TD -4 casualties (-7 net) #19 SFL next week
Rocketing up in the standings this week:
Dropping like a stone this week:
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Bullroarer4
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got a solid drubbing by hawaii, so still sucking the hind teet. |
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Garnak
Joined: Aug 11, 2011
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The Gators' first two wins were because of forfeits. Bowling Green and Oregon State were obviously afraid to come to 'The Swamp' for fear of our evil recruiting methods. We did defeat Oregon, but I'm not sure it really says much about the Gators. Unless of course you want to talk recruiting. It appears Bowling Green and Oregon State were right as the Gators snatched Sean Vilespike from the Ducks.  |
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JackassRampant
Joined: Feb 26, 2011
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Oct 07, 2013 - 06:16 |
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The Smacktecs hold BYU down and smother them mercilessly for 16 turns, but some bad injury dice and we somehow come away -2 net Casualties on the game.
No matter. Win in the books, no lasting damage taken. Now if only Air139 would show up.... |
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robocoyote
Joined: Oct 19, 2010
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Oct 08, 2013 - 08:33 |
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Fresno continues to roll 6-0 now bringing the hurt to hawaii tonight, winning 2-1 causing 2 deaths and 2 perms.
Thanks to apojar for taking the lose well, i owed him for the last 3 times hawaii had beat me.
The Dogs eagerly await the chance to chew on the Butler Bullfrogs |
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ryanfitz
Joined: Mar 24, 2009
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Oct 14, 2013 - 17:06 |
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Did you know: U.Con. has 17 former opposition players on their Zombie waiting list! making United Convicts (U.Con.) the most exclusive NCBB program in the nation. |
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ryanfitz
Joined: Mar 24, 2009
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The RFAdvantage Rankings
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1. Fresno 6-0-0 (.842) Last Week #1 #18 SoS
~ The Red Waves remain unbeaten, with a punishing defense, and an offense that is tied for the top differential in the league, it is hard to put them anywhere but #1. Their SoS isn't what you would want, but they have a challenge in Butler next week that could definitely help.
+9 TD +25 casualties (+34 net) #6 Butler next week
2. Slam D 5-0-1 (.800) Last Week #3 #6 SoS
~ The Smacks' SoS dropped slightly but their record remains great, with their only loss coming to the #1 team in the nation. They are regularly improving in the standings, but unless Fresno falters, don't expect them to get a title shot this year.
+5 TD +2 casualties (+7 net) #35 UNM next week
3. UCon 5-0-1 (.753) Last Week #5 #11 SoS
~ The Convicts have quietly a respectable season, to avoid continuing the decline of previous seasons. With a bowl game guaranteed, U.Con. has their sites set on a return to the title match this year no doubt..
+8 TD +5 casualties(+13 net) #10 Missou next week
4. Florida 5-1-0 (.726) Last Week #2 #23 SoS
~ The Gators remain unbeaten unbeaten but suffer from a pathetic SoS, which drops them back to hunting for a shot at the title game, rather than being favorites for an invite. A solid showing vs AZ this coming week would definitely help their cause.
+7 TD +13 casualties (+20 net) #12 AZ next week
5. Wisconsin 4-2-0 (.722) Last Week #4 #22 SoS - Opponents combine for just 8 wins this whole season!
~ The Grus continue to run up the score, on the great unwashed, but suffer from not beating a team they were definitely expected to dominate.
+9 TD -4 casualties (+5 net) #7 Cali next week
6. Bulter 4-1-1 (.682) Last Week #6 #20 SoS
~ Butler remains a strong team but looking up at Fresno, and SD in their conference, they will have to beat Fresno and hope for a collapse from SD before they have any real hopes at an invite to the title game.
+3 TD -3 casualties (+0 net) #1 Fresno next week
7. Cali 4-1-1 (.669) Last Week #12 #21 SoS
~ The Golden Lizards have jumped up considerably since last RFA, but remain the 3rd best team in their division. they need the win over the Grus just to have a shot at being #2 in the Beast.
+3 TD +8 casualties (+1 net) #5 Wisc next week
8. Hawaii 4-0-2 (.651) Last Week #6 #17 SoS
~ Hawaii had a shot to make a statement win, but with their loss to Fresno, will resign themselves to another bowl game this season, While they haven't clinched a bowl invite yet, they only need a single tie in their remaining 3 games to ensure a bowl tap.
+8 TD -4 casualties. (-4 net) #17 BYU next week
9. Ohio 3-1-2 (.650) Last Week #11 #8 SoS
~ A challenging schedule no doubt, but the drunks just haven't done enough with it, they still have to garner another win over the next three matches to ensure a bowl game invite .
-1 TD +9 casualties (+8 net) #18 Maryland next week
10. Missou 2-3-1 (.646) Last Week #10 #5 SoS
~ The tigers are a strong team with only 1 loss to their season so far against a top SoS, but remain the 5th ranked team in their conference. It just shows how strong the Beast is this season with 5 teams in the top 10, and none in the bottom 5. Missou can make a statement with a win this week vs. U.Con. but still wouldn't be a top team in their conference.
+2 TD -12 casualties (-10 net) #3 U.Con. next week
11. WWAF 3-2-1 (.641) Last Week #16 #15 SoS
~ The former AF are the 2nd best team out of the Smack 10 this season, but with a middle of the road conference that makes them a middle of the pack kind of team. They could possibly break into the top 10 with a win vs TTech next week, but little more than that.
-1 TD +7 casualties (+6 net) #13 TTech next week
12. AZ 3-2-1 (.631) Last Week #7 #24 SoS
~ The GGW are struggling, they still to avoid losses down the stretch to make sure they will qualify for a bowl game this season. They can lock up a bowl invite with a big statement win at FL this coming week.
+4 TD +0 casualties (+4 net) #4 FL next week
13. Ten 4-0-2 (.623) Last Week #13 #19 SoS
~ The Lady Vols bandwagon had it's wheels fall off over the past couple weeks. A devastating loss to TTech and a forfeit win dropped them to a middle of the pack team both in their conference and in the overall bowl hunt. Another win or tie would still lock them in for a bowl invite this season
+3 TD +11 casualties (+14 net) #16 SFL next week
14. TT 3-0-1 (.607) Last Week #14 #33 SoS
~ The Rat Raiders skimper and scamper all over the place, but to everyone's surprise they even hit sometimes. Behind a couple big wins, and a better than usual Cas differential, the Rats could really ruin some bowl runs this season.
+4 TD -3 casualties (+1 net) #11 WWAF next loss
15. Oregon 3-1-2 (.591) Last Week #9 #25 SoS
~ The Ducks fell to what the RFA predicted this season. We the writers didn't believe the numbers but, the analytics were right, and the once mighty ducks are faltering again. Who would have expected to see Oregon with a second 2 loss season? The casualties keep piling up, can they hold the fort and garner a bowl invite still?
+2 TD -11 casualties (-9 net) #34 SS next week
16. SFL 2-2-2 (..589) Last Week #18 #3 SoS
~ The Roaches carry one of the toughest schedules and have worked their way back to a non losing record, they need a win and a tie to still ensure a bowl bid this season. And look to pick on a reeling Vols team next week
-2 TD +0 casualties (-2 net) #14 Ten next week
17. BYU 3-1-2 (.586) Last Week #19 #26 SoS
~ The Boys are the last of the AQ teams with a winning record, but again can blame their SoS for being ranked so low. With Hawaii and Fresno as 2 of their last 3 games, they can still make a big statement or just slink off into recruiting for next year.
+3 TD +12 casualties (+15 net) #8 Hawaii next week
18. Maryland 2-1-3 (.570) Last Week #15 #4 SoS
~ The Terps are in the lower half of the Beast, but sporting a brutal SoS, we recognize the program as a middle of the pack team and know they could be a solid bowl candidate if they can finish with a non losing record.
-1 TD +9 casualties (+8 net) #9 Ohio next week
11. Texas 2-1-3 (.556) Last Week #17 #9 SoS
~ The Aggros sport a top 10 SoS, but still have a losing record, they need wins, and now to save their season and hopes at a bowl invite.
+2 TD +3 casualties (+5 net) #28 UCLA next
20. Vampy 1-4-1 (.547) Last Week #20 #14 SoS
~ The Commonthralls continue to skate the line, holding on with just one loss, but being unable to generate that 2nd win. The 8th seed in the Beast, shows just how dangerous this powerhouse division is.
-2 TD -10 casualties (-12 net) #32 OK next week
21. Washington 2-1-3 (.533) Last Week #24 #12 SoS
~ The Smack 10 is a division of haves and have-nots. Washington is definitely one of the best of the have-nots, but still is on the outside looking in, they still have hopes of a bowl invite, but not much else going for them.
+2 TD -3 casualties (-1 net) # 33 GBB next week
22. Nippon 2-1-3 (.530) Last Week #21 #7 SoS
~ The Nits two weeks ago were sniffing around a quality bowl invite, now they are two games into a losing streak, and looking up at the rest of their division stunned. They need to right themselves quickly or could be flirting with no bowl invite this year.
-5 TD -8 casualties (-13 net) #32 Kent next week
23. HSU 1-2-3 (.514) Last Week #23 #2 SoS
~ The Jacks undoubtedly have one of the toughest schedules so far this season, but with 3 losses to their one win are just a whipping boy to their divisional rivals. They could still qualify for a bowl invite, but have just as much chance at a McNurgles. Thankfully they play Navy next week.
-2 TD -10 casualties (-12 net) #26 Navy next week
24 CSUB 2-2-0 (.573) Last Week #22 #32 SoS
~ Usually the top non-AQ team is tearing up their conference, but this year it is a jumble of mediocrity. Expect a team or two to get a VERY low bowl invite from the non-AQ this year at best.
+3 TD -1 casualties (+2 net) #29 Bama next week
25. Birm 2-2-1 (.461) Last Week #25 #31 SoS
~ The Pigs have enough wins to claim a winning record. But that will do them little good when fans go to vote as a non-AQ team.
-+0TD +2 casualties (+2 net) #27 NW next week
26. Navy 1-0-5 (.387) Last Week #26 #10 SoS
~ The Midskeletonmen have given up heart, yeah we know they don't have them, but this once proud college seems to lack the courage to get out there and beat on an opponent or try for the miracle play they once did to make them a roller coaster team for fans and analysts alike to enjoy.
-12 TD -5 casualties (-17 net) #23 HSU next week
27. NW 2-1-2 (.357) Last Week #29 #34 SoS
~ The Wicked have turned a winless season around, with back to back wins and a return to .500. Can they win out the rest of their season and challenge for their conference title?
+0 TD -2 casualties (-2 net) #25 Birm next week
28. UCLA 0-1-5 (.349) Last Week #31 #16 SoS
~ The Bruisers continue to bash but are unable to find a win. They might be looking at a McNurgle's invite this season as they have already missed out on any chance at a normal bowl game.
-9 TD +10 casualties (+1 net) #19 Texas next week
29. Bama 0-3-2 (.330) Last Week #30 #29 SoS
~ The Tide roll on without a win. With just 3 matches left, they have a mathematical chance to find a winning record, but that is about all we can say for this floundering program.
-2 TD +2 casualties (+0 net) #24 CSUB next week
30. OK 0-0-6 (.288) Last Week #16 #1 SoS - Opponents combine for a league-leading 20 wins
~ The Raters remain out of the basement on the strength of their schedule since they haven't done anything but lose so far, they could still end up as McNurgle's fodder if they cant sneak out a win sometime soon.
-11 TD -18 casualties (-29 net) #20 Vampy next week
31. Tlax 1-2-2 (.297) Last Week #27 #33 SoS
~ State has gone awol, if you see them please report to authorities.
-1 TD -1 casualties (-2 net) #BYE next week
32. Kent 0-1-1 (.247) Last Week #unranked #30 SoS
~ The Staches debut at #32, and will play a total of 5 matches this season, we aren't even sure if that is enough to qualify for a bowl bid should they manage a .500 record.
-1 TD +1 casualties (+0 net) #22 Nippon next week
33. GBB 0-0-3 (.227) Last Week #33 #28 SoS
~ The Bulldogs stuck it out at 33, and since they will play 2/3 of the schedule, may qualify for McNurgles consideration, They could conceivably win out their remaining schedule and reach .500 for bowl consideration, but the RFA doesn't put the probability on that high enough to measure.
-5 TD -8 casualties (-13 net) #21 Wash next week
34. Slaughterville 0-0-5 (.158) Last Week #24 #26 SoS
~ The Seawolves have gone missing, if found please beat with a stout stick until bloody and send remains to "NCBB Lost and Found" c/o X-Con, 321 Gitouttamy Way, East Bumble, Tejas.
-5 TD -6 casualties (-11 net) #15 Oregon next week
35. UNM 0-0-1 (.103) Last Week #unranked #35 SoS
~ The Blows debut a little below where they left off, it's no wonder the AZ coach left this pathetic team behind when the offer came to coach a real program.
-4 TD -2 casualties (-6 net) #2 SD next week
Rocketing up in the standings this week:
Two Week change / Last Week change
TTech +11 / 0
WWAF +7 / +5
Cali +7 / +5
Ohio +5 / +2
Missou +7 / 0
U.Con. +6 / +2
Dropping like a stone this week:
Two Week change / Last Week change
Texas -9 / -2
Nippon -9 / -1
Oregon -8 / -6
Tlax -8 / -4
Mary -8 / -3
Ten -8 / 0
AZ 0 / -5 |
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WingedHuman
Joined: Aug 24, 2007
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Oct 19, 2013 - 18:28 |
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this makes me a sad panda... We sure did get one hell of a schedule this year...
any way we could drop back to Non-AQ? lol |
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sonrises
Joined: May 02, 2013
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Oct 19, 2013 - 19:34 |
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i would be interested. I live in Europe and play mostly between 22.30h and 1.00h server time, is this going to be ok if most coaches are Americans?
I'd take FLORIDA GATORS to honor my brother!
Cya. |
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