Covertfun
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 25, 2004 - 11:47 |
 
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while running in fear from neverborn's wrath, I noticed that the Dwarf vs Chaos Dwarf match - much posted about page 18 of this thread was forfeited.
Bloody Hell. Now I must face the Soutshide Stonef***ers with Grim LockJaw still on their roster.
I hope this shows that all Dwarf players are secretly scared little girls who are too afraid to play other dwarves.
Oh yeah, it's pretty obvious... oh no! THEY've got Av 9 and Blockle as well! What SHALL i DO!? erm... I only like BloodBowl when I'm the one with high armour and lots of skills. Where are some gobbos to beat up... I need gobbos and halflings.
the cowardice is unbelievable.
[btw: I know you probably just couldn't find time - I'm just trash-talking]
Wimpy Dwarves. Scaredy Chaos Dwarves. Well... I bet the Southside BackRubbers are pretty scared now... I've got armour 8! |
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Twahn
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 26, 2004 - 04:59 |
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Sp00n
Joined: Feb 03, 2004
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Apr 26, 2004 - 05:21 |
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lol. my CD's were by no means afraid of this game. Just we couldnt organise the game in 3 days with real life commitments. I would of more than happily played both of you  |
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Twahn
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 26, 2004 - 05:29 |
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Fine! No drumroll then...
**SOUTHERN WASTE LEAUGE (UNHERALDED) BEGINS IT'S 4th SEASON TODAY!**
That's right boys and girls. Division 4 and Division 2 are up and running. More divisions to come as soon as the semis in the Picnic are finished, and any remaining to start as soon as the finals have been played.
Round 1 Deadline for all Divisions is Sunday week! That's May 9th.
**TWAHNLOWS ON THE WAY**
Pretty much guaranteed tomorrow everyone. Prepare yourselves for the glory to come... |
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DonTwahn's Dungeon = Cheap Miniatures! Check it out... |
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Twahn
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 26, 2004 - 07:31 |
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Covertfun
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 26, 2004 - 08:10 |
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The Prince Reagents ought to have quit while they were ahead... now, instead of heading into Division 1 with a pleasant 179/183 profile, and enough winnings to start rebuilding all the positional player deaths they'd already suffered, they are hobbling in at 168/166.
Once again with only three positional players, thanks to their startling 13/6/11 Cas ratio. Hopefully it is possible to build up that Dirty Player i was trying to get at the end of last season. We'll just have to see if the current game formula continues (luck around 35% up to turn 5 1st half, then reasonable/good luck from there on).
hmph |
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Elan
Joined: Nov 16, 2003
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Apr 26, 2004 - 11:43 |
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QPUDDLE OPPONENTS : Faaarck, sorry - me bad!
I had a weekend of extreme frivolity and lots of booze .... I wasn't here - sorry I went and got a liff! |
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neverborn
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 26, 2004 - 15:32 |
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Twahn!!!
changed the scoring =[ The old system was so good!! |
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Twahn
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 27, 2004 - 00:16 |
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Bornsey, I knew you'd say that. It was good, you're right, but it needed me to manually update the scoring all the time and is the main reason why I've (at least temporarily, it may be back next season) scrapped it.
Also, quite a few people seemed to have trouble understanding it...
For anyone not in the know (ie. not logging on to #swl and reading the topic), scoring is now as follows...
Win = 5 Points
Draw = 2 Points
Loss = 1 Point
Forfeit Loss = 0 Points |
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DonTwahn's Dungeon = Cheap Miniatures! Check it out... |
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Twahn
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 27, 2004 - 02:58 |
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Twahn
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 27, 2004 - 03:17 |
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sigh... Can't buy a drumroll these days...
Attention all ye SWLers!! The night you've all been waiting for has finally arrived (thank you God). Here we go then, get out your tuxes and get that woman on your arm! It's SWL's Night of Nights!
The Twahnlows!!!
STAR AWARDS
The prestigious Star Award is given for all round in game performance.
Gold: Acinonyx Jabatus for Maniac Mammalians
Silver: Ziggurat for Creepers
Bronze: Knyez Ace'ton for Prince Reagents
Copper: Malice for Tenebrae
BALL AWARDS
Let's see who gots the balls and who knows how to put them over the line!
Gold: Acinonyx Jabatus for Maniac Mammalians
Copper: Knyez Ace'ton for Prince Reagents
Copper: Immortal for Warlizards
Tin: Leif 'Rabbo' Svensson for Gumbeast United
Tin: Lord Malice for Lords of War
FIST AWARDS
The big hitting muscle men of the SWL.
Silver: Elaphas Maximus for Maniac Mammalians
Silver: Ltrrsl for Slumbering Skink
Silver: Ziggurat for Creepers
Copper: Ummmmnn for Leftover Bitz
Copper: Ku-Gar for Leftover Bitz
SHIELD AWARDS
Given for a player's defensive efforts, the Shield is a noteworthy award. Seriously.
Silver: Ailurus Fulgens for Maniac Mammalians
Silver: Sarcophilus Harrisi for Maniac Mammalians
Copper: Shamino for Warlizards
Copper: Richie for I-House
Copper: Remedy for Black Crowes
GLOVE AWARDS
The league's most prolific throwers fight it out for this one...
Silver: Dave 'Rhythm' Vigil for Carlton United
Silver: Sarcophilus Harrisi for Maniac Mammalians
Silver: Bogdag Ballchucka for Madboyz of Mork
Copper: Camo for I-House
Copper: Hungry for Leftover Bitz
Copper: Lord Brutal for Lords of War
SLIPPER AWARDS
The league's fastest, well sort of.
Gold: Acinonyx Jabatus for Maniac Mammalians
Silver: Jason Vorhees for Creepers
Bronze: Kalish the Sneak for Leftover Bitz
Copper: Norbert Kardos for Gumbeast United (see what I mean by sort of...  )
ARROW AWARDS
This one's for all those long bombing fancy pants.
Gold: Dave 'Rhythm' Vigil for Carlton United
Silver: Bogdag Ballchucka for Madboyz of Mork
Copper: Hungry for Leftover Bitz
Copper: Boris for Chaosium Ad Nauseau
Copper: Lord Brutal for Lords of War
KNUCKLE AWARDS
Some like to block... and block... and block again. Here they are.
Gold: Brother Concentration for Zen Adepts
Silver: Ziggurat for Creepers
Bronze: Shamino for Warlizards
Copper: Rushem for Kano's Black Tide
BOOT AWARDS
The award for players who most certainly never touched the guy, never even heard of him. They swear...
Gold: Daniel Bayly for Corporate Fraud Chain Gang
Bronze: Wurrzak Nobbitz for Madboyz of Mork
Bronze: Norbert for Creepers
Tin: Anders Hansson for Gumbeast United
Tin: Christian Hart for Gumbeast United
And finally... what all you kids have been waiting for...
THE TWAHNLOWS
Voted for after every single match in every division, any player who wins the Twahnlow immediately becomes a living (usually) legend. Drum roll...
Gold: Daito, Hobgoblin for Zen Adepts
Silver: Cex'Vwoqy 'The Bloody Maw', Mummy for Archfiends of Atrocity
Bronze: Knyez Ace'ton, Lion Warrior for Prince Reagents (may he rest in peace)
Copper: Handsome Harry, Catcher for Bright Lights |
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Twahn
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 27, 2004 - 06:14 |
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**ROOKIE IN THE FINALS PICNIC, DREAM START TO SWL CAREER**
It's finals time in the Gentlemen's Picnic and we're facing what looks to be a classic battle between Slumbering Skink, formerly of the Premier Division, and Southside Stone Smashers, formerly of the Qualifying Pool! Many cannot believe that the young Dwarf team has made it this far in the Cup, and many more are hoping to see them take home the glory!
That's not to say that many aren't also hoping to see the Skinks get a piece of the action too... probably anyway.
**PREMIER DIVISION KICKS OFF FOR SEASON 4**
The Archfiends of what? Infectious who? Yes, there've been vast changes in the lineup of the Premier League lately and Season 4 sees us looking at what seems to be a bunch of chaps that we could have sworn only just slopped their way out of the Qualifying Pool. What's the League come to? Who can say. I'm sure they'll do just fine....
**LEAGUE COMMISSIONER SEEKS SPARE TIME IN OTHERS**
Yes, it's true, I'm fast running out of it. If anyone would like to help out with the collation of data for the Seasonal Twahnlow Awards, I'd be most grateful. It'll involve lots of data inputting duties, chasing up after people's match reports, and the supply of an email address to which people can send said match reports. On the up side, you'll get yourself a flashy title, the gratitude and respect of all your peers (not guaranteed), and the opportunity for self serving corruption. PM me your resumes.
**REFEREES CRACK DOWN ON BIOS**
Player Bios for all Twahnlow Award Winners are now compulsory, as are entertaining Team Bios.
Enforced Match Reports are rumoured to follow shortly, but as yet are optional... |
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ClayInfinity
Joined: Aug 15, 2003
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Apr 27, 2004 - 07:02 |
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When's the bloody 1st Division kicking off?
Need to know when its my turn to put the boot into the pets of the league Carlton Utd?
Where's the Duke? Big Pansy Boy!! |
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Twahn
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 27, 2004 - 07:17 |
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Just as soon as them bloody Lizards stop messing around with all this Cup nonsense...
The Duke visited the grave of his old friend Danny 'Boy' Vydra today, where he made a great many violent promises to the soul of his dead companion...
Don't be too eager to get this Season started, Clay. You goin' down! |
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whitey
Joined: Sep 19, 2003
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Apr 27, 2004 - 07:19 |
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I'd say its when the final of the picnic is done clay. |
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