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Barash



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post 5 Posted: Feb 25, 2004 - 23:14 Reply with quote Back to top

Raheb Ogrecrusher is my least productive player I have (ever seen). He joined Stand Firm 25 games ago as a longbeard.

For 25 games in a row he managed to pick up no SSP's at all, apperently he has a very thick skull.


Anyone knows a player who makes this dumb player look bright?
(Hopefully seeing he is not the only slow learning player around, he feels more motivated on the pitch)

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Christer



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Feb 25, 2004 - 23:25
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Your player has quite a bit left before I'll be impressed: Gwen Smile ...
Severian



Joined: Dec 12, 2003

Post   Posted: Feb 25, 2004 - 23:50 Reply with quote Back to top

Christer wrote:
Your player has quite a bit left before I'll be impressed: Gwen Smile ...


That's weird...Gwen has a bunch of listings under "Match performances" where Raheb Ogrecrusher has none.
Mr-Klipp



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Feb 25, 2004 - 23:58 Reply with quote Back to top

If I'm reading it right, those would be from the distant past before gwen became one of the shambling dead Wink

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Chickenbrain



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2004 - 00:03 Reply with quote Back to top

Christer is anyway cheating. Wink Using his DB access to find this player.. tsktsk... Wink

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BunnyPuncher



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2004 - 02:51 Reply with quote Back to top

From the land of the truly useless comes Orc Lineman Lothar Leperbeater , has suited up for all 35 of the Blood Blitzers games and has still not aquired a skill. And he hasnt even had to be zombified to become this useless!

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Barash



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2004 - 09:11 Reply with quote Back to top

Christer wrote:
Your player has quite a bit left before I'll be impressed: Gwen Smile ...


Gwen is indeed miserable, being retired after getting a niggling injury, 48 games and no SSP's. But still he was very very succesfull in his 1st career, he made endless more SSP's there, he probably was not happy being a zombie.

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ClayInfinity



Joined: Aug 15, 2003

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2004 - 09:20 Reply with quote Back to top

Here's my best...Garex the Undying... Another Zombie (are they all crap?) who has suited up for all 27 Doomington No-Skin matches and has made no SPP's off his own bat, but has been awarded an MVP probably out of pity...

His other feat is that he was injured three times in one game (I think) by Enjoyment of the Deathgerbils Revenge in the one match.
albator2001



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2004 - 09:25 Reply with quote Back to top

See him :

http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=119616

55 games and no skills !!!! And I fired him.
BrotherMarius



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2004 - 09:49 Reply with quote Back to top

36 games and still going strong, this player will surely gain his first skill soon!

http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=101592
Fudge



Joined: Sep 29, 2003

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2004 - 09:58 Reply with quote Back to top

Not much but hes really unusefull from the beginning since he is a snot, but on the other hand to even live after this abount of game scould be considered a feet from someone with st 1 and av 4 Smile
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=450892
Mnemon



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2004 - 11:03 Reply with quote Back to top

Fudge_it ... that snot _has_ to be related to Orange II in some way: http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=33046

-Mnemon
Janzki



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2004 - 11:37 Reply with quote Back to top

The proud owner of Gwen here Smile ... well up to the point when I retired the bastard.
I just couldnt make that zombie do anything correctly. The lazy bugger.
Always complaining about how he missed his former life as a rat Wink

-Janzki

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Janzki



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Feb 26, 2004 - 11:47 Reply with quote Back to top

Oh and reading through the match performance... It's weird, cause his former team was Mall Rats.
The page seems to be showing mathces against his own team....

-Janzki

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Carl_Stoneyard



Joined: Nov 14, 2003

Post   Posted: Mar 23, 2004 - 01:25 Reply with quote Back to top

Maybe Gwen was a proud amazon blitzer before she was turned into a rat?
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