Bullroarer4
Joined: Oct 22, 2012
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Aug 30, 2013 - 03:19 |
 
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Overhamsteren
Joined: May 27, 2006
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Aug 30, 2013 - 03:51 |
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Thought this was gonna be about a stunty team named Bullroarer's Bullhorrors |
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paradocks
Joined: Jun 14, 2004
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Aug 30, 2013 - 05:29 |
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My only crime was loving you too much.. |
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robocoyote
Joined: Oct 19, 2010
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Aug 30, 2013 - 05:33 |
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nice you and Jackassrampant should share a forum for all your posts and his rankings |
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Jeffro
Joined: Jan 22, 2009
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Aug 30, 2013 - 05:41 |
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Ooooh!
Jeffro busts out the bacon crackers... |
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Bullroarer4
Joined: Oct 22, 2012
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Aug 30, 2013 - 15:16 |
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Impressions by JackassRampant
Miami Krakens (Bullroarer4) 2-0-1, AFC East 1-0-0
Theme: Brawler pact, with Blodge cogs.
Assets: Excellent strength, one good killer, a disciplined coach who knows how to build a team, some fun inducements.
Detriments: The team as a whole suffers from a low development level, but it's not as bad as some of the other expansion teams.
Best Player: Darrell Scott.
Biggest Combo: Two of the team's three big guys have Block: one has Tackle and one has Frenzy. Add Scott into the mix, and factor for five Guards, and this band can drop the hammer on the strongest foes.
Biggest Weakness: The one Tackle guy is a bulldozer, but sometimes he just dozes, you know?
Schedule: The Carolina Black Panther Party should present a stiff challenge unless the Krakens get some Tackle after the next game. The series caps off with divisional games against New Angryland and Buffalo. Both are winnable, but I could see the Bulltrots being a handful. |
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Bullroarer4
Joined: Oct 22, 2012
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Aug 30, 2013 - 15:54 |
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Buffalo Hillbilies (Burgun824) 0-1-3, AFC East 0-0-1
Theme: Glass cannon norse.
Assets: Mass block, some strength.
Detriments: The team as a whole suffers from a low development level, losing some key players early this season.
Best Player: Cornelius "PmlMawBiscuit97" Bennett.
Biggest Combo:mass frenzy can lead to some surprising player surfs and creative cage breaks
Biggest Weakness: mass AV 7 will fail at all the wrong times, keeping developed players hard.
Schedule: Buffalo's next three game are going to be a real meat grinder. Jets, then Atlanta, followed by Miami. Some luck will be needed soon. definitely a tough year. |
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Bullroarer4
Joined: Oct 22, 2012
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Aug 30, 2013 - 16:45 |
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Cleveland Drowns (Tzij) 2-1-0, AFC North 1-0-0
Theme: Hyper bash Necromantic with deep foul monkey bench.
Assets: FAST CpoMB with FOUR DP zombies.
Detriments: The team as a whole suffers from a low MV, typical of Necro. with fielding so many DP, basic combat skills are lacking in places.
Best Player: Trevor "Mutt-Mutt" Flyton.
Biggest Combo: The pairing of Mutt Mutt and Metcalf as a team is magic.
Biggest Weakness: With the lack speed and some perseverance skills, this team could be moving one much of the time.
Schedule: with very little guard or strength, the next several games will be tough, as his opponents either regenerate as well, or can out guard or wrestle. not un-winnable, just tough. |
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JackassRampant
Joined: Feb 26, 2011
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Aug 30, 2013 - 17:17 |
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Buffalo and high-end draft picks. Bad mojo. |
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Bullroarer4
Joined: Oct 22, 2012
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Sep 03, 2013 - 18:59 |
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Ban Fransisco Footy Fighters (Keggiemckill) 0-1-3, NFC West 0-1-1
Theme: Classic Orc meat grinder with some blodge cogs.
Assets: full BOB/troll line, mostly with block with an ag4 blodge blitzer.
Detriments: The team as a whole suffers from a low developmental level, usual in an expansion year.
Best Player: Phoney Tro'Selli.
Biggest Combo: the block BOB line with block troll gives this team some muscle to hold the line.
Biggest Weakness: With the lack of guard and tackle, overpowering other teams may pose a problem.
Schedule: with very little guard or tackle, the next several games will be tough, as his opponents have a fair amount of dodge. the bye will help improve his standings, but the other games will be tough. |
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Bullroarer4
Joined: Oct 22, 2012
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Sep 03, 2013 - 19:03 |
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EXTRA EXTRA!!
Indianapolis crunk replaced by Dorfinapolis Drunkards
Chicago Blitz replaced by Chicago Weres |
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Bullroarer4
Joined: Oct 22, 2012
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Sep 03, 2013 - 19:18 |
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Lothern Bay Bolt Throwers (Wingedhuman) 0-2-3, NFC South 0-1-1
Theme: Dash High Elves.
Assets: AG4 with an aggregate speed of 78, these guys are FAST.
Detriments: The team as a whole suffers from a low development level, usual in an expansion year. with little block, CAS will be commonplace
Best Player: Charleton "Vest-On" Breeze.
Biggest Combo: The pairing of breeze and any other player lets this team score with ease.
Biggest Weakness: Poor blocking skills will make stealing the ball difficult.
Schedule: the teams next two games will decide how the second half of the season goes, as this teams opponents are both developed chaos crush teams |
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Bullroarer4
Joined: Oct 22, 2012
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Sep 03, 2013 - 19:41 |
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Dallas Dendrophiliacs (oneturnscore) 2-0-2, NFC East 0-0-1
Theme: Dash Wood Elves.
Assets: AG4 with an aggregate speed of 80, these guys are FAST. Add a decent Treeman, and this team can hold the line as well.
Detriments: The team as a whole suffers from a low development level, usual in an expansion year. with little block, CAS will be commonplace
Best Player: Victor "The Viburnum" Butler.
Biggest Combo: The pairing of Butler or hater and any other player lets this team score with ease.
Biggest Weakness: Poor blocking skills coupled with AV 7 will hurt the team long term. that said, the stars are likely to develope well this season
Schedule: in this division, the redheads are the team to beat. with a rough couple of game ahead, as all the opponents have a fair amount of tackle, the second half may show where this team is going. |
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JackassRampant
Joined: Feb 26, 2011
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Sep 05, 2013 - 23:08 |
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WOWZ. One game in, and the new Chicago squad spots Tzij his first loss. |
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Bullroarer4
Joined: Oct 22, 2012
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Sep 06, 2013 - 03:24 |
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Welcome, Elliott_the_Lame. Good luck with the Jacksonville franchise!!!! |
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