Overhamsteren
Joined: May 27, 2006
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Oct 27, 2014 - 22:53 |
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potato potahto
-Phoebe |
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charlie1331
Joined: Sep 16, 2012
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Oct 27, 2014 - 22:56 |
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mrt1212 wrote: | charlie1331 wrote: | Zed wrote: | The Woodies: "You got any promising leads to who could have fouled to death my +ag +str Wardancer ?"
The Ref: "Leads? Yeah, sure. I'll, uh, just check with the boys down at the crime lab. They got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts. [laughing hard] Leads?" |
Correct me if I'm wrong, but Pee-Wee's Big Adventure? |
Big Lebowski |
Damn |
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xnoelx
Joined: Jun 05, 2012
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Oct 27, 2014 - 23:06 |
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charlie1331 wrote: | mrt1212 wrote: | charlie1331 wrote: | Zed wrote: | The Woodies: "You got any promising leads to who could have fouled to death my +ag +str Wardancer ?"
The Ref: "Leads? Yeah, sure. I'll, uh, just check with the boys down at the crime lab. They got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts. [laughing hard] Leads?" |
Correct me if I'm wrong, but Pee-Wee's Big Adventure? |
Big Lebowski |
Damn |
Don't beat yourself up about it. It's so easy to get those 2 mixed up... |
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charlie1331
Joined: Sep 16, 2012
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Oct 27, 2014 - 23:27 |
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xnoelx wrote: |
Don't beat yourself up about it. It's so easy to get those 2 mixed up... |
Thanks.
wait a minute.... |
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DrPoods
Joined: Nov 14, 2013
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Oct 28, 2014 - 00:44 |
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This one is a classic. A certain word has naturally been edited to protect the kiddies...
Eddo Brandes the Zimbabwean fast bowler after playing and missing to Glenn McGrath.
McGrath: Hey Brandes! Why are you so fat?
Brandes: Cos every time I do your wife, she gives me a biscuit.
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Endzone
Joined: Apr 01, 2008
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Oct 28, 2014 - 00:49 |
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I though that witism was attributed to the talented but rotund Shane Warne. |
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Endzone
Joined: Apr 01, 2008
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Oct 28, 2014 - 00:55 |
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Now, if we are allowed cricket sledging my favourite is:
Merv Hughes (Austrialian 80's fast bowler with 'squadron leader' mustache): (to the batsman) Hey, mate, you've got shit on the end of your bat!
[Batsman involuntarily checks the end of his bat before realising he is being duped]
Merv: No, the other end. |
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Arktoris
Joined: Feb 16, 2004
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Oct 28, 2014 - 01:06 |
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"America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed.”
-Eleanor Roosevelt |
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DrPoods
Joined: Nov 14, 2013
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Oct 28, 2014 - 01:12 |
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Endzone wrote: | I though that witism was attributed to the talented but rotund Shane Warne. |
Nope. It certainly is Eddo. Gee there are a lot of good cricket ones. |
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Endzone
Joined: Apr 01, 2008
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Oct 28, 2014 - 01:30 |
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Some bowler (I forget who) manages to get the legendary Sir Viv Richards (arguably the greatest attacking batman of all time) to play and miss at a couple of deliveries.
Bowler: (trying to wind Sir Viv up) "It's small, it's round and it's red."
Next ball Sir Viv smashes the ball for a huge six over the pavilion, past the carpark, into goodness-knows-where.
Viv: "You know what it looks like - now go fetch it." |
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cdassak
Joined: Oct 23, 2013
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Oct 28, 2014 - 01:44 |
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Kill all mens.
- Mahatma Gandhi |
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Severedunit
Joined: Oct 08, 2005
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Oct 28, 2014 - 01:49 |
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Lorebass
Joined: Jun 25, 2010
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Kevin, the weight of the bananas are crushing Rolf's apples! |
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Tymless
Joined: Jul 01, 2004
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Oct 28, 2014 - 02:15 |
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The more complicated the plan
the more complications the plan has.
or
This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends,
not with a bang, but with a whimper. |
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Nightbird
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Oct 28, 2014 - 03:40 |
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'If most of us remain ignorant of ourselves, it's because self-knowledge is painful & we prefer the pleasures of illusion.'
~Aldous Huxley |
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