The_Great_Gobbo
Joined: Aug 04, 2014
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May 08, 2015 - 14:39 |
 
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Ello an welkome ter Spawtz illushtrated, der new mag dat keepz yew up ter date wiv everyfin dat appenz in der Goblin Invitashunal Tawnament (or GIT fer short).
In dis, der leegz furst seasun, dere are six teemz which are:
1) Whamma Bamma Green Tide koached by der Great Gobbo
2) Mob Hill Mystikz koached by Dalfort
3) Brummy Gum Outlawz koached by Kam
4) Dofam Evilz koached by akaRenton
5) Ow Burna Planegobz koached by Zed
6) Mownt Gobbery Ornetz koached by Mister Joshua.
Ere iz a kwik rownd up o rownd wun:
Mob Hill Mystikz 1 v 2 Brummy Gum Outlawz
Play o der day: In a owlin blizzerd Mystikz troll B'sox'em chukkz iz likkle mate Kdexan Evilbeast rite ter der side-line where der likkle bugga nailz der landin like a ninja an runz in fer der skore !
Dofam Evilz 0 v 3 Whamma Bamma Green Tide
Play o der day: Already trailin 2-0 der Evilz look ter stay in der game wiv a TTM TD. Pogoer Dokk Ova'da'top pikkz up der loose ball an andz it ovva ter Brupk Ankelmanglah oo iz picked up by der troll Dorkuraz Gutbloat, sniffed, den eaten ! Nomnomnomnom !!
Ow Burna Planegobz 1 v 0 Mownt Gobbery Ornetz
PLAY O DER WEEK !
An early kontenda fer play o der seesun, afta der Orntetz kunninly swap der ball fer a spiked wun, French pikkz it up an triez ter stab Magmoff Bilewhistler wiv it by andin im der ball. Magmoff dropz it an it endz up ittin French, killin im ! A play any Gobbo wud be prowd of !!
Ope yew enjoyed dis issue an av a look at der leeg page fer moar info. |
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mister__joshua
Joined: Jun 20, 2007
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It wunt be the ornetz. Theyz useless! |
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The_Great_Gobbo
Joined: Aug 04, 2014
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May 08, 2015 - 14:58 |
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WELKUM TER WHAMMA BAMMA !!!
Geography of Whamma Bamma.
Whamma Bamma can be split into three general regions, the mountainous north, the forested central area and the southern swamplands.
The Mountainous North.
The northern part of Whamma Bamma is defined by the Appallin Mountains range which runs all the way along the east coast of Amorica. This region is comprised of sandstone ridges and fertile limestone valleys. The three ingredients for steel manufacture, coal, iron ore, and limestone are found in abundance in this area. The mountains are home to many different tribes of Night Goblins.
The Forested Centre.
The central area of Whamma Bamma is dominated by the massive evergreen forest named the Dark Forest, as sunlight rarely penetrates the year round canopy of the trees. The most common tree species is the longleaf pine which is characterized as having bushy clusters of 10 inch long needles and large 6 to 12 inch long pine cones. These pines are capable of growing 80 to 100 feet tall in well suited soil. The longleaf pine is most notable for thick bark, which aids in the resistance to fire and to southern pine beetle outbreaks. The land drops in height the further south you go. The forest is home to many different tribes of Forest Goblin.
The Southern Swamplands.
The southern swamplands have two distinct zones, the Swampz of Sikkness in the west and the Wiregrass Wasteland in the east. The Swampz of Sikkness take their name from the massive amount of disease carrying insects that infest the place whereas the Wiregrass Wasteland is so called due to the razor-sharp grass that dominates the area. This grass species occurs in clumps which measure 6 inches across and have flat leaves that reach 20 inches long. Both areas are home to many tribes of Goblin. |
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dudesweet101
Joined: Apr 25, 2008
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May 08, 2015 - 15:27 |
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Not to be confused with Spawnz Illustrated which is a very, very niche adult magazine for chaos worshippers who appreciate a slippery tentacle...... |
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Zed
Joined: Jun 04, 2004
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May 08, 2015 - 18:08 |
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At the time of the play of the week, mister joshua thought there was a bug since my player who failed the hand over roll didn't got stabbed so i checked the rules.
spiked ball: Until the drive ends any failed pick up or catch roll (but not interception
roll) is treated as the player being attacked with the Stab skill by an
opponent.
So it seems that there's no armor roll if fail hand over, never knew it myself ^_^ |
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mrt1212
Joined: Feb 26, 2013
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May 08, 2015 - 18:14 |
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Keep it coming great gobbo! |
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xnoelx
Joined: Jun 05, 2012
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May 09, 2015 - 00:17 |
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| Zed wrote: | At the time of the play of the week, mister joshua thought there was a bug since my player who failed the hand over roll didn't got stabbed so i checked the rules.
spiked ball: Until the drive ends any failed pick up or catch roll (but not interception
roll) is treated as the player being attacked with the Stab skill by an
opponent.
So it seems that there's no armor roll if fail hand over, never knew it myself ^_^ |
A handover roll IS a catch roll. So he should've been stabbed. But the spiked ball is known to be bugged. If it scatters through 2 or more players, only the last player to fail is stabbed. |
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The_Great_Gobbo
Joined: Aug 04, 2014
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May 19, 2015 - 22:28 |
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A huge game is about to happen in the inaugrial G.I.T as the top 2 teams and long time arch rivals the Whamma Bamma Green Tide and Ow Burna Planesgobz meet in the first ever BRAG BOWL!
Bring rocks! |
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The_Great_Gobbo
Joined: Aug 04, 2014
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May 19, 2015 - 23:49 |
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Tide beet Ow Burna 2-0 in furst evva BRAG BOWL!
Koach Zed iz on suicide wotch hehehe! |
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