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tmoila



Joined: Nov 25, 2012

Post   Posted: Jan 05, 2016 - 01:05 Reply with quote Back to top

[x] Apothecary fails, RIP RIP (ST3MA9 BSF catcher)
[x] Legend dies
[x] Rolls fail one by one until you just win by fueling your stall by sheer rage
[x] There are niggles and some -ag too
[x] Riot to turn 2turn into OTT attempt...
[x] That fails because you get pow/pow


What is there not to rage you say?


STUPID GAME RETARDED CAS MECHANIC IDIOT DICE BTFO

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Balle2000



Joined: Sep 25, 2008

Post   Posted: Jan 05, 2016 - 01:06 Reply with quote Back to top

https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3761863
buuface



Joined: Apr 23, 2014

Post   Posted: Jan 05, 2016 - 02:12 Reply with quote Back to top

RIP Franz Kepler
Timetis



Joined: Mar 31, 2014

Post   Posted: Jan 10, 2016 - 22:15 Reply with quote Back to top

UGhhhhh

Always halfway in rebuild. Dumb cas rates

https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3763932
Medon



Joined: Jan 28, 2015

Post   Posted: Jan 10, 2016 - 22:31 Reply with quote Back to top

Damn I hate apothecaries. Hired 2 wandering apos in a +830TV league match with the idea to keep the squad intact. Well, the first wandering apo rerolled a KILL into a KILL and the second one rerolled -AV into a KILL. Why did I pay 200k for these guys?? I want my money back!

(Would be nice if apos would work like bribes - If one fails you just use the other)
tmoila



Joined: Nov 25, 2012

Post   Posted: Mar 26, 2016 - 18:12 Reply with quote Back to top

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yes

No more bloodbowl for me.

Bartender, ban me please.

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DarthPhysicist



Joined: Jun 14, 2015

Post   Posted: Apr 16, 2016 - 03:22 Reply with quote Back to top

Medon wrote:
If one fails you just use the other


That also applies to prostitutes.
sann0638



Joined: Aug 09, 2010

Post   Posted: Apr 24, 2016 - 23:26 Reply with quote Back to top

Grumble grumble stoopid orc passing plays failed apo dead saurus everywhere grumble raaah. On BB2 though, so only have myself to blame Smile

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fidius



Joined: Jun 17, 2011

Post   Posted: May 04, 2016 - 01:17 Reply with quote Back to top

Why is it that dicings always end with d6=1 for gold?
tmoila



Joined: Nov 25, 2012

Post   Posted: May 04, 2016 - 01:47 Reply with quote Back to top

You reap what you sow?

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Dominik



Joined: Oct 29, 2004

Post   Posted: May 21, 2016 - 06:40 Reply with quote Back to top

The CR formula is wrong:
https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3804484
garyt1



Joined: Mar 12, 2011

Post   Posted: May 21, 2016 - 07:19 Reply with quote Back to top

Ogres are the worst type of team so it makes sense if you lose more CR than normal v them. Not Worthing raging on.

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Dominik



Joined: Oct 29, 2004

Post   Posted: May 21, 2016 - 15:23 Reply with quote Back to top

Are there statistics how they perform to Stunties in the rookie TV range?
Harad



Joined: May 11, 2014

Post   Posted: May 24, 2016 - 23:04 Reply with quote Back to top

Someone show me a worse first half than this...

https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3805459

I actually enjoyed it but RAGE Smile

(p.s. obviously I've had games where 5 have died in 6 blocks etc. but for sheer sustained incompetence this was one of my best).
Jeffthejar



Joined: Aug 31, 2011

Post   Posted: Jun 18, 2016 - 17:48 Reply with quote Back to top

I just spec'd a game in which the losing coach (who lost due to his coaching, not the dice [wasted team RR on pointless loner rolls, if that tells you enough]) say the following:

"i believe fumbbl to be a rigged game, i have had luck like ever, always theses dices and rolls. i believe cheating programs are outthere for people to grab"

I guess I have no words for it other than it's a shame... blood bowl is such a wonderful game, and if you don't know what you're doing (even after 400+ games) it can certainly feel like people are cheating, but the reality of this guy's situation is that poor coaching makes it impossible to win (or at least very unlikely).. I wish there was a way we could help him, 90s movie montage style. I think lesson #1 would be don't start your turn off by throwing a loner 2db Smile
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