BunnyPuncher
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Aug 02, 2005 - 17:03 |
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GROUP LINK (You must join to play)
You may report any “R” game played versus -ANY- elf team with your non-elf team. You simply need to report the game in this thread. The format for reporting is as follows:
Myteamname TdsFor (BH/SI/RIP) vs Theirteamname TdsFor (BH/SI/RIP)
MATCH REPORT LINK (if you do not provide this link your match won't count).
Provide a description if you would like. 20 EMU points will be awarded weekly for “best fluff/match report”. I encourage braggin, strutting, smack talk and such in this thread. However, please remember to be polite to your opponent while killing their team.
Now to the rules:
Game Result:
15 points for a win
-10 points for a loss
0 points for a tie
10 points if Opponent conceded
Casualties
2 points for every BH
3 points for every SI MNG
10 points for every unapothed Niggle or Stat Drop (unapothed means either no apoth used or apoth used and failed)
6 points for a apothed kill (successfully apothed)
25 points for an unapothed kill (provide player url)
50 points for an unapothed kill of 75spp + player (provide player url)
100 points for an unapothed kill of a Legend player (176spp) (provide player url)
Slam Dunk (7 or more casualties) 25 points
Casualties against: Since I don't care how many beastmen, orcs, dwarves, minotaurs etc. die you do not lose points for receiving casualties UNLESS the opponents inflict more casualties on YOU than you inflict on THEM. In this case you get -15 points (you also get zero points for cas inflicted and game results, so no matter what you lose 15 points).
Cheers and kill!
Season ends September 30th.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggghhh! |
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Golgomoth
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Aug 02, 2005 - 19:38 |
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Ratticus
Ratticus 3 (0/2/2) - Tree Friends 1 (0/0/0)
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=844790
so... 15+3+3+6+25= 52pts
A good start for the reigning champs, with Varanus causing SI's to a big lump of wood and a freakish str5 woodie lino! Both kills were made by other members of the team, with the stinking elven witchdoctor on hand to save one set of ears. Oh well, one skull for the hall...
Ratticus 0 (0/2/0) - Grisarna 5 (2/2/0)
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=846089
so.... -15pts
A sound beating....damn virus hit our players as they were eating breakfast...contaminated elf ears no doubt!
Ratticus 1 (1/0/0) - 2 (5/0/0) GötterDämmerung
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=849208
so.... -15pts
Varanus must be getting old....thats the 2nd game in a row he has missed! And he sodding kept Causus Rhombeatus with him for company!!! I'd have words.....but that might make him angry........ |
_________________ Prince of the Undivided Clan
Rat Catcher in Chief who runs with the Horde!
DMU and Proud!
EMU Season 4 Champion
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Tabby
Joined: Jul 12, 2005
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Aug 02, 2005 - 19:44 |
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Well to kick off my first EMU game I would like to firstly:
*Thank my special ladies for attending this little gathering.
*Appologise to my special ladies for the short game played (although afterwards they did spend the extra time off drinking and abusing the general public which lead to several arrests. Luckily the coach had an unusually large wad of cash stuck in his back pocket - and so gave the arresting officers a little pocket money for the night - hence leading to the release of my girls).
*Lastly but not least a thankyou to Bunnypuncher and all the crew that have spent time making events like this possible.
On with the match report:
Tabbies Tumblers 0 TD 0/1(niggle)/0 Deadly Knightshade 0 TD 0/0/0
Our special ladies won this match due to a conceded game by our rather poor and light weight opponents. It came to a brief end when the other coach realised he obtained a niggling injury due to my special girls ganging up around his pathetic whimsy elf (Jorel Nightfire) and giving him a gentle push into the crowd.
So I gather our first and final score is 10 points for an unpothed niggle + and a further +10 points for the concede.
*edit (for the 3rd time)to say 20 points not 45* (post game drunkness) an the game link:
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=846314 |
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Golgomoth
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Aug 02, 2005 - 20:01 |
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Rattus Primus
Rattus Primus 1 (0/0/0) - Executioners of Krabbab 1 (3/1/0)
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=844759
so.... -15pts
A poor start for the youngsters hoping to emulate Ratticus...harsh lessons learnt.....
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Rattus Primus 2 (2/1/0) - Willow Wanderers 2 (0/1/0)
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=845615
so.... 2+2+3= 8pts
"this learning curve is bloody steep" said Rattus Primus' excitable runner Acer, when interviewed after the match
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Rattus Primus 3 (0/0/0) - Knights of Light 1 (0/0/0)
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=845713
so.... 15pts
"woohoo!" was the cry from Acer as Rattus Primus won for the 1st time since joining EMU, "thunk, aaargh!, silence......" as Abicio walloped him across the locker room "we're supposed to be sodding hurting them!"
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Rattus Primus 2 (1/0/0) - Wood Elven Ladyfriends 3 (0/1/1)
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=846112
so.... -15pts
A reporter at the game said "they dont seem to have much of a clue...they cant win and they seem more adept at getting hurt than causing it..."
A later report mentions said reporter seen being carried off towards the elven witchdoctor, with a wicked twist of his left arm evident.....
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Rattus Primus 3 (2/1/0) - Shaolin Monks 1 (0/0/0)
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=847150
so.... 2+2+3+10= 17pts
Following the events at the last game, reporters strangely steered clear of the Rattus Primus boys, preferring to listen to the post match moaning of the elves about their rotten luck!
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Rattus Primus 2 (1/1/0) - 0 (1/2/1) Belzebub Angels
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=849121
so.... -15pts
Disaster....the boys tripped over everything, ran into elven fists, you name it! Crap!
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Rattus Primus 1 (0/1/1perm) - 2 (1/0/1) Raub Rockt
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=849295
Dead elf: http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2153552
so.... 3+25-10= 18pts
Better...though the boys can't seem to win and cause carnage at the same time..or so it seems!
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Rattus Primus 2 (0/0/1perm) - 1 (2/0/0) Kingdom of Palla
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=849476
Dead elf: http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2152277
so.... -15pts
A good kill...by a gutterrunner no less!, and a good win....but out hit again! Grrrr!
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_________________ Prince of the Undivided Clan
Rat Catcher in Chief who runs with the Horde!
DMU and Proud!
EMU Season 4 Champion
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Golgomoth
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Aug 02, 2005 - 20:23 |
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Elf Insurance Brokers
Elf Insurance Brokers 2 (1/1/2) - Crumpets United 3 (0/1/0)
soz.... 2+10+25+25-10= 52pts
Dis woz wun uh dem straynj gaymz...ew finx it kant git wers wen wun uv yer ladz ertz imself by runin inta a poyntee's fyst! duh poyntees den ownli went an bludy skord bfor avin duh chik duh cumplayn tuh der ref wen wun ov der boyz fel ovah wun uv dayuh ekstra jumpee playuz an skorin agayn! fwee nil down bi duh wissle, but duh sun kaym owt! duh heet wuz a killa, an wok duh boyz up! dayuh poshun guy wuz krap an fayld tuh stop a nigul, an he wuz off avin a mug o spyritz wen we tor duh rezt uv da teem a nu wun too skuls fer duh hawl!
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Elf Insurance Brokers 1 (1/0/1) - Gamilon Cometon Alliance 2 (0/1/2)
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=846496
soz... -15pts
bludy dizastuhruz! dem dark poyntees smuguld sum nux on tuh der pich weez shoouh! |
_________________ Prince of the Undivided Clan
Rat Catcher in Chief who runs with the Horde!
DMU and Proud!
EMU Season 4 Champion
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Emphasy
Joined: Jun 14, 2004
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Aug 02, 2005 - 21:23 |
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RagingGoblin
Joined: Jun 08, 2005
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  Posted:
Aug 02, 2005 - 21:49 |
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Unchosen 2tds (4/3/0) vs Elfheim Elegantiers 2tds (0/1/0)
8 pts for 4 bhs
10 pts for a niggle
6 for 2 si mngs
+25 points for a slam dunk
49 points
Also i MNGed another via a crowd push does that count? And an elf died and got apothed after failing a GFI
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=846474 |
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Golgomoth
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Aug 02, 2005 - 22:41 |
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Stables
There will be, as some may remember from Season 3, a Stable Competition this season.
Stables are made up of 4 teams.
Each coach may be in 1 stable.
Each coach may only have 1 team in a stable.
Stables to be registered to me by 8th Aug - Wannabe captains to PM me with Stable name.
All points from season start will count.
If a team leaves a stable or retires, all points earned by that team are lost.
If the team rejoins, only newly aquired points will be attributed to the stable score.
Once i've received Stable registrations from captains, i'll confirm registration and you can invite stablemates to join you.
good luck all! |
_________________ Prince of the Undivided Clan
Rat Catcher in Chief who runs with the Horde!
DMU and Proud!
EMU Season 4 Champion |
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StarBreeze
Joined: May 17, 2005
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Aug 02, 2005 - 23:32 |
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Mutant People From Uranus 2 - Spirits of the forest 1
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=846588
1 death apothed - 6points.
Wining game 15 points.
Same amount of cas.
Total 21 points.
i'm an smurfette |
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Zed
Joined: Jun 04, 2004
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Aug 03, 2005 - 01:31 |
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Come to Daddy vs Sunnydale highschool (2/0/0) - (1/2/0)
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=846706
so i think that's 30 pts for me
The best was that the coach becoming to be rude with me and say that i was a shame, and like always i have said "Don't forget to put me on your black list" he he
kill them all et vive la full injury box |
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Emphasy
Joined: Jun 14, 2004
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Aug 03, 2005 - 04:47 |
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Golgomoth
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Aug 03, 2005 - 14:23 |
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Guys.....
In the interests of making life for little ol' me a tad easier, and not hammering the forum entries to the extent that people are seeing nothing but EMU at the top of their screens on Recent Topics, which I seem to remember admin are not paticularly fond of.....
Please edit your original post each time to report matches for your teams....look at mine as an example if you wish )
Cheers all! |
_________________ Prince of the Undivided Clan
Rat Catcher in Chief who runs with the Horde!
DMU and Proud!
EMU Season 4 Champion |
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StarBreeze
Joined: May 17, 2005
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Aug 03, 2005 - 14:52 |
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BunnyPuncher
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Aug 03, 2005 - 15:26 |
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Golgomoth wrote: | Guys.....
In the interests of making life for little ol' me a tad easier, and not hammering the forum entries to the extent that people are seeing nothing but EMU at the top of their screens on Recent Topics, which I seem to remember admin are not paticularly fond of.....
Please edit your original post each time to report matches for your teams....look at mine as an example if you wish )
Cheers all! |
Belay that order. While I enjoy making Golgomoth's life easier, putting match reports in new posts is the best advertising we have. Share the Elf crunching that you do with the world.
We'll hold off on that unless forced to do it.
Cheers and continue as you have been. |
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Tabby
Joined: Jul 12, 2005
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Aug 03, 2005 - 17:23 |
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Tabbies Charmers returned for their 2nd EMU game with great success: http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=847202
They played dirty and foul kicking unwanted scum of the pitch before they could use their fancy prancy puffy leaping skills.
An unnamed fan (which has been given a permenant seat in the BB Standium for home games) threw a rock early on to take of the speedy woodelf runner.
Tabbies Charmers TD2 BH 1 SI 0 RIP 1 (apoc failed) 2nd_Woodelf_Platoon TD 1 0/0/0
I guess my points will be 42 in total - 15 for a win, 2 for the BH and 25 for the permanent RIP.
Link to the dead player:http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2162093 |
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