Cold as a Witches itty team captain Slavemaster officially challenges Virtuti Militari to a battle on the pitch. The challenge stems from owner JFK's cowardly refusal to play several weeks back, claiming itty had the stronger team. The dark elves of the lands are humiliated that the highest ranking dark elf team in FUMBBL could be soooo chicken. From team owner JFK's personal memos "I dont give a f--- about ranking, i just wana play bb, and have fun, if anybody thinks something else, i dont give a f---". Apparently there must have been some editing done, for the quote should have read "I do give a f--- about ranking, i just wana play bb, and win against hand picked opponents, if anybody thinks something else, i dont give a f---". The last 12 matches for these dodgers illustrates the point. Of the 12matches, 6 have been against our wussie Wood and High cousins, 2 against inferior Darkies, and 1 against a halfing team which was "out TR-ed by 120 points".One Skaven and one human match rounds out the 12. How embarrassing. Witches itty doesnt' expect to win this match against the much more agile Militari (4 AG5 players, 2 with leap), but we would at least like to know that the Dark Elf representative in the Fumbbl top 10 has the balls to face all competition. Otherwise we may have to change the race name from Dark Elves to Yellow Elves.

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This is it.
A public challenge.
Ex-GirlFriends coached by Zy-nox
hereby challenge Mercurial Autocrats coached by Grumbledook
To a game of the fair sport of BloodBowl.........
TO THE BLOODY DEATH!

I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!