“It was a nice sunny sunday afternoon when the Chaos team BavariaRules coached by BudSpencer and the Nurgle Rotters Smell of Rot coached by madvig faced each other for a Legend Smack semi-final.
Noone dreamt of the history making events to come as the Chaos Team kicked off. Right from the beginning the Chaos Team complained that the Rotters beastman Highhoof, a sharp edged claw/rsc beast with AG4, was illegally doped to ST4, but the referee thought otherwise. However it seemed that the referee, guided by the all-knowing and cruel Nuffle, had his own mind about how the ongoing of this game will be and gave the Chaos Team a small hint, that he wasn't going to punish any fouls of them for this half. It was a lightning bolt in turn one which removed the only protecting player for Highhoof and cleared the way for the first significant foul of the game as the Smell of Rot just managed to stun Christian Ude on the line of scrimmage. Once again double-minded Nuffle thought otherwise and Highhoof got badly hurt just from the blitz. But this was just the first injury of many to follow, especially inflicted by BavariaRules. The Smell of Rot was able to come away with an 1:0 lead, but were already heavily out-numbered by half time. At kick-off for second half the referee came with another surprise and pronounced that he is still not willing to punish any fouls by BavariaRules as their fans were screaming for more blood. The fans were pleased with more casualities and BavariaRules able to tie the game for overtime. For overtime the referee annouced that he had enough of the fouls, in particular because the Rotter Snookstomp got killed again and again due to his regeneration abilities. This master of regeneration seems to be immortal as he managed to regenerate from four inflicted deaths by the end of the game. Thus he was killed himself more often than the three other poor fellas of his team together, making this a total of 7 (SEVEN) kills inflicted by BavariaRules.
The coach BudSpencer would like to thank madvig for his sportsmanship and especially the immortal champion of Nurgle Snookstomp and his regeneration abilities for this great game. For those pawnsy pointy-eared ball-game coaches, the game ended 5:1 for BavariaRules, making them advance to the Smack final. ”