EdgeDante Challenge Disclaimer:
<b>I am not at my computer 100% of the time I am on gamefinder. Sometimes I'm on the phone or doing something else on the computer too. If you cannot possibly stand a few minutes' worth of silence before my reply, do not challenge me in the first place and this discomfort can be avoided. I also assure you I will not be angry if I wanted to take your offer and you took another one in the time that it took me to respond.

Thank you, and apologies in advance if I do not respond.</b>

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2986575>My favorite player of all time!</a href>
I genuinely hate everyone on my blacklist. And my whitelist.

I also hate orcs. <b>As of March 2007, I solemnly swear that I will only play against your orc teams in tournaments or for the express purpose of destroying them completely. I am dead serious.</b> There are too many, the team is too strong, and winning with an overpowered race does not take skill or make you a good coach. I will lie, cheat, steal, cherrypick, sneak in star players, wizards, freebooters, and everything I possibly can in these instances because <i>I hate you and I hate your orc teams with every fiber of my being</i>.

In short, I only play against Orcs if I feel I can damage them more than they can gain from the game. I happily encourage other coaches to do the same, that we can lower the overpopulation of this game's most imbalanced race.
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1772792>Good example of me playing against orcs</a> (Note the TS difference.)
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1641336>Another</a> (Note the luck percentages.)
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2024238>Bad example of me playing against orcs</a> (Note the luck percentages and lack of fouling... :( )

The only thing I hate more than orcs, in fact, is oneturners.

<b>Edge Dante Fun Facts</b>
Most CAS ever inflicted: 11
Most CAS in one half: 8 (opponent conceded)
Most CAS ever taken: 12 (overtime)
Conceded to 20 times.
My best player in terms of SPP, ever: <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2880377>Mistress Lilith</a>

<Headsup> Angie, any idea how many girls play on Fumbbl?
<Headsup> my wife is asking
<Curro> they are all guys in disguise
<Angie> maybe 5% of all coaches
<Ameranth> i doubt its even that high
<EdgeDante> probably about the same amount of black coaches, headsup
<Curro> probably the same amount of parrots

<b>Edge Dante Fouling Policy</b>
Although fouling is undoubtedly fun, I do not foul solely for fun unless I do not like you, you are playing an Orc or Khemri team, or you have asked for it in some form or the other. I foul to intimidate, anger, frighten, and of course simply to remove my opponent's players. Why? Because all of these things detract from your ability to win.

That said, when fouling you no longer benefits me and you are not orcs, khemri, Meech, whining, a reputed cherrypicker, or in possession of a oneturner, I may cease to beat on you if I am in a good mood.

<b>The Snappy_Dresser Hall of Fame Vampire challenge!</b> ...now with related materials!
<Snappy_Dresser> Hello
<Snappy_Dresser> Fancy a game?
<Snappy_Dresser> My CDs vs your Vampires?
<Snappy_Dresser> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=240401
<EdgeDante> You haven't even looked at my vampire team, eh?
<Snappy_Dresser> nope
<EdgeDante> Just one of the, "Oh, it's a Vampire team, I can win with ease, I'll ask before anyone else does" types.
<Snappy_Dresser> i almost always challenge sight unseen
<Snappy_Dresser> actually
<EdgeDante> Right? Right? ;D
<Snappy_Dresser> no
<Snappy_Dresser> but your one of the only teams close to my team in TR
<Snappy_Dresser> Right? Right?
<EdgeDante> Well you've got 30 TS on my Vamps, and wouldn't even have to give up a handicap.
<Snappy_Dresser> sigh
<Snappy_Dresser> whatever dude
<Snappy_Dresser> your not interested
<Snappy_Dresser> I get it
<EdgeDante> I just get cherrypicked nonstop sir, and I'm a little tired of it.
<Snappy_Dresser> Get over yourself
<Snappy_Dresser> If your not interested, just say "no thx"
<Snappy_Dresser> and move on
<EdgeDante> But this is so much more fulfilling.
<Snappy_Dresser> being a (penis) about it and spreading nastiness?
<Snappy_Dresser> I'll remember that if we ever play
<Snappy_Dresser> now
<EdgeDante> There's no penii or nastiness, sir.
<Snappy_Dresser> I'm off to cherrypick some khemri
<EdgeDante> See, is it that difficult to just admit you were trying to cherrypick me hard?
<Snappy_Dresser> (CENSORED) you
<EdgeDante> With no lube.
<EdgeDante> Or a reacharound.
<Snappy_Dresser> If you want fair games, don't play a joke team, moron
<EdgeDante> My delicate feelings :(
<EdgeDante> Please, cease and desist your terrible insults. I cannot bear them any longer, Snappy_Dresser!
<EdgeDante> I have nothing against your cherrypicking, sir! I am just trying to HELP you come to terms with it! Embrace your cherrypicking nature, do not fear it!
<Snappy_Dresser> (CENSORED) off
<EdgeDante> Become one with the cherry and the pick.
<Snappy_Dresser> seriously
<Snappy_Dresser> (CENSORED) off
<EdgeDante> Become one. It is Nirvana, and you are the Buddhist.
<EdgeDante> It is the flow, and you are the water!
<EdgeDante> Flow, Snappy_Dresser. Flow.



<Snappy_Dresser> Synn: who asked you?
<Snappy_Dresser> really
<Synn> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachinfo&coach=23577
<paulhicks> lol synn
<Synn> ;)
<Synn> its like garlic to a vamp
<Snappy_Dresser> cute Synn
<Snappy_Dresser> get some new material

<angelface> just have read your bio and wanted to inform you that I had the SAME conversation with that snapp_dresser boy
<angelface> funny indeed
<EdgeDante> hahaha
<EdgeDante> yeah he's hilariously easy to anger
<angelface> no, he is just wise
<angelface> he did teach me not to lfg with wamps if I dont want to give handicaps to 39 TS stronger chaos teams

<Snappy_Dresser> hello sir
<Snappy_Dresser> my CDs vs your Chaos?
<EdgeDante> good afternoon m'am
<EdgeDante> would you be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments?
<Snappy_Dresser> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=303027
<Snappy_Dresser> why you gotta be a dick?
<Snappy_Dresser> game or no game?
<EdgeDante> ;(

<Snappy_Dresser> you aren't worth the A list stuff
<Synn> btw
<Synn> for the real Alist stuff
<Synn> talk to EdgeDante
<Snappy_Dresser> cute Synn

<b>Dwarves vs Zons Hall of Fame Challenges!</b>
<droweclipse> hi your zons wanna play my dwarfs?

<Mates> hi, wanna play?
<Mates> my dorfs vs. your zons?

<Louis> hi
<Louis> your zones vs my dwarfs
<EdgeDante> lol
<Louis> say no
<EdgeDante> I shouldn't have to

<Joseph_Kurtz> Hi there! You wanna play my dwarves with your amazons?
<Joseph_Kurtz> Just kidding - couldn't resist. :-) Would you like to play my Skaven with your Dark Elves?
<EdgeDante> Oh DAMN

<Melora> wanna play
<EdgeDante> what teams?
<Melora> dwarf and your amazons

<mrfrog> my dwarf or Khemri
<mrfrog> vs your amazons?

<Gromrilram> wanna play your amazon vs my dwrafes?

<boomer> hey dude - you got game already?
<EdgeDante> nah man
<boomer> what about dwarves then?
<EdgeDante> dwarves against what?
<boomer> your humans - almost a perfect match on the game finder
<EdgeDante> damn, could you say amazons? just type that, "amazons".
<boomer> ha - thats a trick isnt it?
<boomer> ama
<boomer> pah
<boomer> i say PAH!

<Crashed> your amazon vs my dwarves?
<EdgeDante> sure!
<EdgeDante> wait, lemme check my IQ real quick
<EdgeDante> oh on second thought i'm not retarded, nevermind

<RocaDeluxe> heyho
<RocaDeluxe> your ama
<RocaDeluxe> against my
<RocaDeluxe> dwarfs?
<edgedante> i'm not a moron sir
<edgedante> are you calling me a moron?
<RocaDeluxe> what?
<RocaDeluxe> so...you want to play?
<edgedante> listen sir, i've been more than cordial with you
<edgedante> there's no need to insult me further.

<deferr> hi
<deferr> wann apla amazons vs dwarves?

<Havoc99> Although I am intimidated by your amazons named after lesser polytheistic gods, my dwarves would like to play them
<Havoc99> Up for a match?

<FischerKing> hi
<FischerKing> your zons vs dwarfs ?
<EdgeDante> seriously?
<FischerKing> yup
<EdgeDante> you don't think i'd be cherrypicking you hard?
<FischerKing> I think Il be allright ^^
<EdgeDante> no i couldn't do that to you man
<FischerKing> lol

<ElectricBoogaloo> I don't have a Dwarf team to play your zons, I just want on your list :)
<EdgeDante> Yeah I get that a lot

<Faxa> my dwarf vs your ama?
<EdgeDante> your dwarf vs my what?
<Faxa> amazon
<EdgeDante> which?
<Faxa> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=297122
<EdgeDante> no i meant the dwarves
<Faxa> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=431704
<Faxa> ok?
<EdgeDante> ok what?

<b>Fumbbl.dk Hall of Fame Quotes!</b>
<wrag> hey Edge
<EdgeDante> hej
<EdgeDante> was updating my bio and stuff
<wrag> hehe EdgeDante hej
<wrag> ahh nice
<wrag> how are you doing?
<EdgeDante> godt
<wrag> :)
<wrag> fck dine dårlige danske 1 liners
<EdgeDante> nej :(

<b>Feats of Amazing and Untold Power!</b>
<EdgeDante> Oh oh
<EdgeDante> check it out
<EdgeDante> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3454442
<EdgeDante> see it anybody?
<Fama> ...err?
<EdgeDante> okay fama
<EdgeDante> wait one moment
<EdgeDante> now
<EdgeDante> BEHOLD MY INCREDIBLE POWERS
<EdgeDante> refresh the page
<Fama> -_-
<shadow46x2-pro> um
<shadow46x2-pro> i missed something...
<Fama> Man that was lame
<EdgeDante> rofl
<Fama> shadow46x2-pro: He changed Dr. Doom -> Doctor Doom
<shadow46x2-pro> ....


* SoarenHightower has joined #approval
<SoarenHightower> hi
<SoarenHightower> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=302350
<SoarenHightower> plz
<SoarenHightower> pretty plz
<BowlBot> Team Approved: Nobody Likes a Smart Alec
* SoarenHightower was kicked by EdgeDante (SoarenHightower)

<Ferris1> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=302201
<soarenhightower> come on guys
<soarenhightower> approve his team
<EdgeDante> Stop being annoying.
<soarenhightower> who
* soarenhightower was kicked by EdgeDante (YOU)


<EdgeDante> you're aware sir that your ag2/3 team has no rerolls?
<Uber> you can't re-roll fouls
<EdgeDante> rofl
<BowlBot> Team Approved: Rotters Are Teh Sex


<b>MULTIKILL!</b>
Select an action for Deputy Monnobosho
<pizzamogul> the more assists over there the better
Blitz selected.
Multiple Block selected.
Team re-roll used.

2 db Block re-rolled.
POW
Nezahualcoyotl is knocked over.
Atl is knocked over.
Player pushed to (15, 11)
CLAW used on armor roll.
RSC or FANG used on injury roll.
(6, 3) + 2, (6, 1) + 3, 6: Atl has been KILLED!!
Player pushed to (14, 12)
CLAW used on armor roll.
RSC or FANG used on injury roll.
(6, 6) + 2, (6, 2) + 2, 6: Nezahualcoyotl has been KILLED!!
<pizzamogul> \o/
<ruoste> :D
(1) Apothecary FAILS!
<shadow46x23> HAHAHAHAAHAHA
<ruoste> multikill!!!
<pizzamogul> ahahaha
<Synn1> OMG
<EdgeDante5> ROFL
<PolarFox6> OMG!!

<b>Other Quotes</b>
<pilebuck34> game?
<pilebuck34> hello?
<pilebuck34> hello?
<EdgeDante> hi?
<EdgeDante> say what teams you want to play
<EdgeDante> not just "game?"
<EdgeDante> that's like saying
<EdgeDante> bananas
<EdgeDante> bananas?!
<EdgeDante> WELL? BANANAS???


<pizzamogul> oooh, an XFL orc match. I should go watc....
* pizzamogul falls asleep

<Enar> hi! Tz'arkan vs Hangover?
<EdgeDante> you know, i just finished a blowout game vs khemri that almost put me to sleep
<Enar> ok
<EdgeDante> i think i'd go into hibernation if i played against orcs right now. and that sounds relaxing but I'd miss a major or two before i woke up
<EdgeDante> so, no thanks

<Gus> ok, so you hate orcs AND Khemri?
<EdgeDante> orcs are chaos without the challenge or the flavor
<EdgeDante> khemri are undead minus competitiveness

<rostern|LEG> we need 1/3 more players in legend smack join in #fumbblminors
<SillySod> 1/3 of a player?
<rostern|LEG> yes ;D
<SillySod> ???
<EdgeDante> where's snappy when you need him? :(

<EYEofRA> whats the matter? cant sleep?
<EYEofRA> another night's rest cut short by unsettling thoughts of how your browns will never pull out of their current slump?
<Edge|Supervillains> ;p
<EYEofRA> i know a way you can help them, are you interested?
<EYEofRA> its not pretty though and you might go to jail for it
<EYEofRA> heres a hint, it involves a sniper rifle and phil savage, hopefully you can piece the rest together

<EdgeDante> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juOQhTuzDQ0&feature=related
<angelface> yeah I know that :)
<angelface> well me I don't know how to suck off the high school football team captain
<angelface> but she does
<angelface> so if she doesn't know Hungary is a country, she is just as partially skilled as me
<EdgeDante> true.

<;@Angie> ffs I am not the boss.. Christer is give him teh (POOP) ok
* Angie was kicked by BowlBot (Please mind your language)
* Angie (~Angie@cpc2-oldh6-0-0-cust663.manc.cable.ntl.com) has joined #Fumbbl
* Nuffle sets mode: +o Angie
<morehouse> haha
<TheSpoonyBard> \o/
<EdgeDante> ROFL
<Britnoth> \o/
<EdgeDante> \o/


<j0de> that be dun for my homie, bro from another ho, edge(yo)dante _o/
<j0de> word.