I've been playing Blood Bowl for over 15 years now. It all started in the infamous Chin Chen Street League where my chaos team had an unbeaten 20 game run and retired many teams, in the days of stacking mb, claw, rsc, dp etc. Eventually they were overcome by a brutal chaos dwarf team but that's another story from another time.......

I don't play quickly ([16:28] <red> yeah he plays a slow burning power game). If you don't want your game to go for 90 minutes, don't play me. If you start complaining that my turns are taking 3-4 minutes I'll ignore it. Keep complaining I start fouling :-)

Other than that I'm pretty easy going. If I don't want to be bashed I won't play a bashy team and if I don't want to die from fouling I won't play teams with dirty players, rsc etc.

Don't play much anymore in ranked, hanging out in the coolest league in FUMBBL: SWL. If you are in the Oceania timezones check us out in #swl.

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A common call of the scrub is to cry that the kind of play in which one tries to win at all costs is “boring” or “not fun.” Who knows what objective the scrub has, but we know his objective is not truly to win. Yours is. Your objective is good and right and true, and let no one tell you otherwise. You have the power to dispatch those who would tell you otherwise, anyway. Simply beat them. - David Stirlin


HOW TO PLAY "THE COUNTER OFFER":

[22:42] <maryjuano> hi man
[22:42] <maryjuano> your rats vs my mumies?
[22:43] <maryjuano> no dirty
[22:43] <maryjuano> only one tackle
[22:43] <maryjuano> sorry 2 tackle only
[22:44] <maryjuano> ¿?¿?¿
[22:44] <danielcollins> surely they would be happier playing my orcs?
[22:44] <danielcollins> ;)
[22:46] <danielcollins> or maybe not :)
[22:47] <maryjuano> mumies rats?
[22:47] <danielcollins> no...mumies orcs
[22:47] <maryjuano> sorry mumies rats
[22:47] <danielcollins> sorry mumies orcs
[22:48] <maryjuano> no problem not play :)
[22:48] <danielcollins> lol np


QUOTES:

<gumbi> you have to live life on the edge
<gumbi> like me

<hoiyes> swl d10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
<Bob_Borc> 9.27254571420242e+99
<hoiyes> damn

<Snorri> ...he was all over us, then self destructed faster than mr whippy can flog off a donut

[16:19] <danielcollins> just started up The Hunt
[16:19] <Red> what hunt?
[16:19] <danielcollins> the Gumbi Hunt
[16:20] <foolwholaughsatdeath> i dont care as long as u included my team
[16:20] <danielcollins> you didn't apply!
[16:21] <Red> guffaw
[16:21] <foolwholaughsatdeath> the gumbinauts!!!
[16:21] <danielcollins> wtf?
[16:21] <foolwholaughsatdeath> how could u miss them!
[16:22] <danielcollins> i'm meant to read ur mind??
[16:22] <foolwholaughsatdeath> i'll give u a link
[16:22] <foolwholaughsatdeath> i told you 5 times
[16:22] <Red> lol
[16:22] <danielcollins> take it to #tinshed mate......i'm not interested in ur grief....
[16:22] <foolwholaughsatdeath> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=178687
[16:22] <foolwholaughsatdeath> do it over
[16:23] <foolwholaughsatdeath> and get it right this time
[16:23] <danielcollins> i'm not f!@#$%g doing it over
[16:23] <Red> wheres your gumbi fool
[16:23] <danielcollins> you just have to apply....
[16:23] <Red> theyve all got skills!
[16:23] <foolwholaughsatdeath> so i don't get to play because of your oversight
[16:23] <danielcollins> they're f!@#$%g DE you idiot!
[16:23] <foolwholaughsatdeath> LOL
[16:23] <foolwholaughsatdeath> just messing with u
[16:24] <foolwholaughsatdeath> they predate the gumbi hunt
[16:24] <danielcollins> indeed
[16:24] <foolwholaughsatdeath> because i have avant garde tastes
[16:25] <danielcollins> frenchie....
[16:25] <foolwholaughsatdeath> and i knew that gumbism would be cool long before the befuddled masses(thats you) did
[16:25] <danielcollins> *that's
[16:25] <Red> owned!@
[16:25] <foolwholaughsatdeath> spelling and gramatiks are neither hear nor they're

[11:42] <ClayInfinity> muff aint appropriate DC... you been around longer than that
[11:42] <danielcollins> boo!
[11:42] <danielcollins> ok
[11:42] * ClayInfinity polishes his Hall Monitor badge
[11:43] <ClayInfinity> want a different team name?
[11:43] <danielcollins> i'll change it.......
[11:43] <ClayInfinity> i can if you want
[11:43] <ClayInfinity> (i have)
[11:43] <danielcollins> yeah i'll think of something
[11:43] <danielcollins> oh christ clay
[11:43] <danielcollins> what did you change it to
[11:43] <ClayInfinity> hehe
[11:43] <danielcollins> "Most Spankable TV presenter"
[11:44] <danielcollins> that's what i want it to be
[11:44] <danielcollins> capital P
[11:44] <ClayInfinity> um... no
[11:44] <danielcollins> what??!!??
[11:44] <danielcollins> she won that award tho!
[11:44] <danielcollins> irl
[11:44] <danielcollins> !
[11:45] <ClayInfinity> needs to be PG rated mate
[11:45] <ClayInfinity> G even
[11:45] <danielcollins> ok ok
[11:45] <ClayInfinity> (you should see some of the team names now that the auto approving is on! sheeesh!)
[11:46] <danielcollins> well to tell you the truth i thought Myf's Muff wasn't that bad
[11:46] <danielcollins> but i'm not arguing :)
[11:46] <ClayInfinity> how about something with clams?
[11:46] <ClayInfinity> they;re an animal
[11:46] <danielcollins> hahahaha
[11:46] <ClayInfinity> Clams of Triple J
[11:47] <danielcollins> The Bearded Clams?
[11:47] <ClayInfinity> nah... i will get myself shot
[11:47] <ClayInfinity> How about something nice and girly for Myff....
[11:47] <danielcollins> Tastes like Chicken?
[11:47] <ClayInfinity> LOL
[11:47] <ClayInfinity> no
[11:47] <danielcollins> COME ON!!
[12:51] <danielcollins> worked it out
[12:51] <danielcollins> "Myfbusters"
[12:51] <danielcollins> that ok?
[12:53] <Clay-afk> oki :)
[12:53] <danielcollins> :)
[12:53] <Clay-afk> done
[12:53] <Clay-afk> :)
[12:54] <danielcollins> thnx mate


DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND FROM THE MANY WHO MISSED IT!!!

How to go out with a bang:

[23:09] DM: That's the last straw for me
[23:09] DM: f*** this game
[23:09] danielcollins: lol
[23:09] gumbi: haha
[23:09] DM: Think I'm joking>
[23:09] DM: Check WAU
[23:09] danielcollins: nah
[23:09] DM: selling my s***
[23:09] DM: f*** it
[23:09] danielcollins: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[23:09] gumbi: u never change dm
[23:10] DM: Games like that remind me of why I really shouldn't bother
[23:10] DM: Yeah, I'll change this time biatches
[23:10] DM: done for good
[23:10] danielcollins: i'll buy some of ur stuff ;)
[23:10] DM: For sure
[23:10] DM: I have Full orc Roster
[23:10] DM: Will sell the lot
[23:10] danielcollins: i know
[23:10] DM: Hyper 2.5 - up for sale
[23:10] danielcollins: ROFL
[23:10] DM: I'm done
[23:10] DM: So get in and get em because they'll sell
[23:10] DM: Gonna work my shit out tomorrow
[23:10] DM: and put it all up for sale
[23:11] DM: f*** it
[23:11] DM: That game pissed me off so much I can't even describe it
[23:11] redplat: how much does a website cost these days?
[23:11] DM: Nfio
[23:11] DM: Not my webspace
[23:11] DM: so I don't care
[23:11] DM: Ask Carni
[23:11] DM: Someone else can have my Euc entry
[23:11] DM: not going
[23:11] DM: f*** it
[23:11] DM: I should know better than to play games that rely on luck. I never learn
[23:12] DM: My luck has been and always will be rubbish
[23:12] danielcollins: well...i wish you well on your travels DM :)
[23:12] DM: lol
[23:12] DM: not your fault DC
[23:13] DM: but you could see as well as I how much f***ing BS that game was
[23:13] DM: it was literally ridiculous
[23:13] danielcollins: no....i have been getting the tar end lately
[23:13] DM: the only damage I did was with a foul and 5 assist
[23:13] DM: Mate
[23:13] DM: I'm sick of
[23:13] DM: it
[23:13] DM: I'll go play chess
[23:13] danielcollins: indeed
[23:13] DM: that way if I lose, it's to poor judgement - not f***ing s*** dice rolls
[23:13] DM: aggrivates me to no end
[23:13] DM: and I quite frankly don't need the stress
[23:13] DM: gaming should be fun
[23:13] DM: not like this
[23:14] DM: Check WAU tomorrow. Teams will be up for sale.
[23:14] DM: No splitting
[23:14] DM: Hyper 2.5 Will also be up for sale as well if anyone is interested
[23:14] danielcollins: i don't want all them.....it's a f***ing army!
[23:14] DM: Up to you duide
[23:14] DM: I know they'll sell fine as it
[23:14] danielcollins: i might...
[23:14] danielcollins: yeah they will
[23:14] DM: BB minis last all of 20 minutes on WAU generally
[23:15] DM: and I'm not f***ing around this time
[23:15] DM: I am done done done
[23:15] DM: Always said BB would be my last table top game - I am not wrong
[23:15] DM: I'm am definitely done with the lot of them
[23:15] DM: So angry atm I feel like smashing shit
[23:15] redplat: bye
[23:15] DM: Thanks for the support Red
[23:16] DM: Gumbi, retire my team from the league
[23:16] DM: no point me playing it now
[23:16] DM: I'm fed up
[23:16] DM: Had to chase Mac for 2 weeks to get the game anyway and he's last said this coming monday evening so I really can't be f***ed
[23:17] DM: And if you guys know anyone after the Hyper 2.5, tell them to check WAU. Pickup only - will prolly sell for $200 - $250
[23:17] DM: I think that's a pretty fair price
[23:17] danielcollins: go out in style
[23:17] danielcollins: tell p***** he's a WANKER!!!
[23:17] DM: lol
[23:17] DM: nah
[23:17] DM: Just sick of these style of games is all
[23:17] DM: I am not a naturally lucky person
[23:18] DM: and I have no patience and a very short fuse
[23:18] DM: Stress like this is bad for my health
[23:18] DM: I need to move on
[23:18] DM: Tell Faib to hold the Counters for the Hyper
[23:18] DM: Maybe someone else will want them
[23:18] DM: I dunno
[23:18] DM: S***
[23:19] DM: just broke a speaker
[23:19] DM: lol
[23:19] danielcollins: hahaha
[23:19] danielcollins: SMASH IT UP!
[23:19] DM: just did
[23:19] DM: meh
[23:19] redplat: ok END STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS TRANSMISSION NOW
[23:19] Illithian: DC you upsetting DM man
[23:19] danielcollins: well......
[23:19] *** danielcollins is now known as DreamKiller.
[23:19] DM: Not DCs fault at all dude
[23:19] Illithian: lol
[23:19] DM: he did notihng wrong
[23:19] DreamKiller: i aint called the DreamKiller for nothing.......
[23:19] DM: was just the game we played is all
[23:20] DM: I've had a few days of bad luck almost continuously
[23:20] DM: had a similar game against Dravval last night
[23:20] Illithian: no i know man i fell like that after some of the
games i play in here
[23:20] DM: and this one just now was even worse
[23:20] DM: I just don't need the aggro is all
[23:20] DM: and this game constantly aggrivates me
[23:20] DM: Just retired all Fumbbl teams
[23:20] DM: uninstalled client
[23:30] DM: Just sorting the models now
[23:30] DM: Will have a full Orc Roster
[23:30] DM: Will have about 12 Dark Elves
[23:30] DM: Some woodies
[23:30] DM: Some High Elves
[23:30] DM: some Dwarfs
[23:30] DM: Undead
[23:30] DM: and Vamps for sale
[23:31] DM: Plus some goblins
[23:31] DreamKiller: cool
[23:31] DM: and a few star players
[23:31] DreamKiller: i'll check em out
[23:31] DM: Plus the Hyper Itself
[23:31] DM: and a set of the Xmas dice
[23:31] DM: painted the red in white - so they look good
[23:31] DM: also got a Skaven star on the way
[23:31] DM: Rat Ogre star
[23:33] redplat: another Junkyard Dog bites the dust
[23:33] DM: jyd ?
[23:34] DM: I watch the wrestling
[23:34] redplat: my ma8 wight just got rip'd
[23:35] redplat: THATS IT
[23:35] redplat: IM QUITTIN FURVEA N STUFF
[23:35] redplat: NO MORE GAMES OF LUCK
[23:35] DreamKiller: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[23:36] redplat: SOMEONE STOP ME BEFORE I SAY TOO MUCH
[23:36] DM: Dude, that's hardly funny - or cool
[23:37] * redplat rolls some dice at DM
[23:38] DM: yeah whatever dude
[23:40] DM: well enough fun for me tonight. Check WAU tomorrow peeps for the minis for sale if you're interested
[23:41] DM: I'm done. This game can go f*** itself
[23:41] DM: later
[23:41] redplat: bye
[23:41] DreamKiller: cya DM
[23:41] *** DM has signed off IRC (Quit: I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!).