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Arktoris
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2020-03-14 22:48:45
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2016-02-26 22:55:28
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2016-01-02 05:46:48
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2014

2014-11-18 05:37:47
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2014-11-05 05:41:59
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2014-03-05 06:17:27
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2013-08-22 04:49:29
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2013-07-26 07:25:45
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2013-05-12 07:59:07
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2012-12-25 23:23:50
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2012-07-05 06:23:39
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2012-05-29 22:40:00
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2012-03-18 02:30:25
rating 5.1

2011

2011-12-28 17:56:48
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2011-11-23 04:49:15
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2011-05-28 22:25:00
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2011-01-14 20:13:13
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2011-01-12 00:53:55
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2010

2010-09-13 05:28:07
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2008-06-27 18:37:47
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2007-11-09 20:41:18
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2007-10-01 20:15:56
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2007-08-23 18:17:57
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2011-01-12 00:53:55
53 votes, rating 5.3
Christer's second account
think about it. He faithfully keeps the site running. Spends much of his own money keeping it going. works on so many issues. takes abuse from ungrateful guests and GW lawyers...

...but rarely ever plays.

or does he....

who do you think is Christer's secret alter ego.

I once thought it was Rijssiej, cuz Angie used to treat him so nicely.

who do you think is secretly Christer? (note, this is a joke discussion. No serious accusations or investigations please. Say a coach, and give a witty reason why you jokingly think he's Christer in disguise

ie. Pigstar-69 - cuz anyone with that much win, definitely owns the admin client)

also, if christer actually has a second account and you know who it is.....DON'T spill the beans and tell us!
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Posted by paulhicks on 2011-01-12 01:03:13
its spiro... we've all been had
Posted by Hero164 on 2011-01-12 01:08:53
Then the world is wrong.
Posted by Woodstock on 2011-01-12 01:18:59
He does not just have one extra account...
Posted by Macavity on 2011-01-12 01:41:59
Mnemon. He plays quite a bit. His profile pick is clearly some thug paid by Christer to stand in front of that bookshelf. He's been off-line for almost exactly the amount of time serious work towards transition started!
Posted by spiro on 2011-01-12 02:24:59
you are right probably, what about paulhicks as a Christer ? paulhicks is known as mega fouler, i think Christer would like fouling a bit as other guy, without any suspicions and the reasons to calling him as fouler and killer. An one more fact, paulhicks had the best troll ever, with a DP skill..
Posted by Astarael on 2011-01-12 06:15:06
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=staff

Those are all him.
Posted by Tesifonte on 2011-01-12 08:08:51
...I am the Christer!
Posted by Reisender on 2011-01-12 10:06:52
voting for spiro too. he starts discussions about RNG once in a while so nobody thinks its him
Posted by Mr_Foulscumm on 2011-01-12 10:32:58
I'd have to say Spiro as well.

The things he says have to be part of an act.
Posted by Naru1981 on 2011-01-12 10:37:51
maybe everyone except YOU are Christer?
Posted by peikko on 2011-01-12 10:42:54
I thought its known fact that his second account is BigMac
Posted by Flix on 2011-01-12 12:03:30
who the hell is christer, never heard of him.
Posted by DonTomaso on 2011-01-12 13:31:01
Either Christer's second account is very similar to him (overall nice guy, a bit on the quiet side) and thus it could be Rijssiej (Ok, perhaps not too quiet).

Or, Christer's other account is his Mr Hyde. His dark side, where he can be obnoxious, insult people, and be generally ... well... problematic. And then, I think Astarael is narrowing in to the one we should look at.
Posted by Mr_Foulscumm on 2011-01-12 13:51:52
DonTomaso,

I think you will find that Christers "dark side" would be Shadow :D
Posted by gjopie on 2011-01-12 14:10:28
I personally love the idea that everyone else on the site is Christer, who just spends his whole time creating this elaborate lie, complete with whining noobs who turn up every couple of months.
Posted by DonTomaso on 2011-01-12 15:08:36
Foul: Yep, either him, or the symbolic minion formerly known as Prinz. :)
Posted by KJG on 2011-01-12 15:46:22
@gjopie, FMSTAN: Obviously you too are saying all this to make me believe the epic lie, that this community doesn't actually exist. Christer is always online, and everyone is him, and everytime I take part in a league or play a game it's always Christer. Sometimes he feigns bad coaching, sometimes he's way better than me...

But what about when I play 'people I know' from outside fumbbl? They must be in on it too! Maybe Christer came to them when they were kids, letting them in on this lifelong secret, planning everything ahead, making my 'friends' introduce me to blood bowl, and then the site, just to further His cosmic agenda.

It's all a lie! It's ALL A LIE!! But I see it know! I have found out the truth!! I'M ON TO YOU, CHRISTER! YOU HERE ME?!! I'M ON TO YOU NOW!!!

Hey! Wait a minute!! What's this?! LET GO OF ME!! LET ME GOOO!!!
*getting dragged away by men in white coats*
Posted by gjopie on 2011-01-12 16:55:12
@KJG: I've heard the sphere of Christer's influence extends well beyond the boundaries of FUMBBL and blood bowl.

Everyone you've ever spoken to online was, in fact, Christer.
Posted by KJG on 2011-01-12 17:08:22
Aaaaargh!!!
Posted by Ancre on 2011-01-12 17:58:56
And remember KJG ...

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated !
Posted by pythrr on 2011-01-12 20:31:49
spiro... for the lulz
Posted by DonTomaso on 2011-01-12 23:35:14
Pythrr: That makes sense... It's amazing how he can know so much and so little about RNG at the same time.
Posted by BrianVanLe on 2011-01-13 08:29:54
How convenient, this "Arktoris" person starts a thread about who is Christer's alternate and then disappears. I claim monkeyshines! Arktoris is Big C!
Posted by Wreckage on 2011-01-13 11:00:42
That guy called TourneyFiller is a very suspicous candidate.
Posted by Ancre on 2011-01-13 17:28:49
Yeah, TourneyFiller is always here in your tourney ... yet never have the time to play ...

Omg I think I just put Christer in my Blacklist then !!!
Posted by PigStar-69 on 2011-01-13 19:15:18
<---- is not christer ! i break to many rules :p. but i have had the pleasure of meeting fumbbls god and i have also had the pleasure of meeting rizzle :-)

i can factully state that rizzle is not christer heh. me personally would vote shadow as being christers second account! its even in the nickname (shadow of christer ) :-D
Posted by Arktoris on 2011-01-13 19:54:40
hmmm, Christer is spir0 and bigMac, now that would be quite a case of schizophrenia considering the arguments they've had. lol

Angie would die instantly if she found out Christer was Shadow! \o/

Don, Mmemon, tesi as Christer - mmmm, maybe, but doubt it.

Me being Christer? why...that's crazy. Crazy like singing monkeys winning a Grammy. don't be crazy.

:P
Posted by burgun824 on 2011-01-13 20:53:22
It's gotta be PeteW.
Posted by Arktoris on 2011-01-13 23:21:06
well we've seen PeteW win table top tournaments, so we know he's not pixels in a mainframe.

I bet Christer generates noob profiles so chickenhawks will cherrypick him....and then he pwns them for 16 turns.

maybe Christer was cookieshark

\o/
Posted by spiro on 2011-01-14 01:04:39
Okay, now i am confused, i didn't knew, that i played with an "Admin Client" !!!
Posted by paulhicks on 2011-01-14 01:16:44
its true spiro. youve had the admin client for years to improve your dice....



.... just imagine how bad they WOULD have been ;)
Posted by Cavetroll on 2011-02-02 16:48:28
I second what Mr_Foulscumm said -

I think you will find that Christers "dark side" would be Shadow :D