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2016-12-10 22:13:15
9 votes, rating 5.8
9 votes, rating 5.8
Too sick inside to recover?
Today I was fully aware of a sickness I have been undergoing for some time. I somehow noticed time ago something was wrong with me, but did not pay attention to it.
Today I noticed the following:
When I drive in the city, everytime I see a plate in a car in fron of me, with 4 numbers on it, my mind tries to convert the plate numbers into the would-be stats of a BB player. They do not need to be in order. And I give to myself the liberty to consider the +/- 2 value for each stat.
As such, when I see a car with a plate numbers: 3284, what I really see is 4 3 2 8 and it is a zombie. The goal is to find the closest player of any race with the minimum stat change. 4328 would also be valid for a human lino with -2MA -1AG, but the zombie needs no stat change and thus would be the correct pick. Also, no more than 6 stats increases are accetpable as only 6 skills available to any given player (though sometimes I break the rules and accept the sand crown prize for an extra 7th increase if it is too hard.... arrgh... I am totally sick)
If I see 9572, what I really see is a gutter with +1AG.
This has been going on for some months and now I believe it is too deep inside me. Can I recover from this?
Don´t think so, except if I stop playing?.... Nah....
Croix
PS: If at all relevant, the player I find the most times in the numbers of the plates is the gutter runner. Do I hate rats or simply obsessed with them? :P
Today I noticed the following:
When I drive in the city, everytime I see a plate in a car in fron of me, with 4 numbers on it, my mind tries to convert the plate numbers into the would-be stats of a BB player. They do not need to be in order. And I give to myself the liberty to consider the +/- 2 value for each stat.
As such, when I see a car with a plate numbers: 3284, what I really see is 4 3 2 8 and it is a zombie. The goal is to find the closest player of any race with the minimum stat change. 4328 would also be valid for a human lino with -2MA -1AG, but the zombie needs no stat change and thus would be the correct pick. Also, no more than 6 stats increases are accetpable as only 6 skills available to any given player (though sometimes I break the rules and accept the sand crown prize for an extra 7th increase if it is too hard.... arrgh... I am totally sick)
If I see 9572, what I really see is a gutter with +1AG.
This has been going on for some months and now I believe it is too deep inside me. Can I recover from this?
Don´t think so, except if I stop playing?.... Nah....
Croix
PS: If at all relevant, the player I find the most times in the numbers of the plates is the gutter runner. Do I hate rats or simply obsessed with them? :P
Comments
Posted by bghandras on 2016-12-10 22:45:03
Haha, i need to forget it. I feel it is infectious.
Posted by Dominik on 2016-12-10 22:55:33
Players of roughly the size of an average man are Strength 3. If you are multiple times weaker, you either get Strength 1 or Strength 2, hence Halflings have Strength 2. But which adult man has Strength 2 not because of being a dwarf or crippled? Why do Human Catcher have Strength 2 then?
Posted by SpecialOne on 2016-12-11 00:02:34
Human catchers have ST2 because they are simulating a fellow just sitting by a PC, I know plenty of people I would put as ST2. ;)
Posted by FRSHMN on 2016-12-11 01:01:42
Hahaha, I think I have a related decease: But in my version, it is not with numbers but lettres. Whenever I see a license plate, I try to figure out which abbreviation of skills this would be.
For example, if I see a plate with SG-DP, that stands for a Sneaky Git - Dirty Player.
Sadly, I have to report: this decease knows no cure. :(
For example, if I see a plate with SG-DP, that stands for a Sneaky Git - Dirty Player.
Sadly, I have to report: this decease knows no cure. :(
Posted by ramchop on 2016-12-11 05:17:11
That sickness is contagious! You've infected me.
I wasn't driving much today, but immediately I got hooked. The number plates here generally only have 3 numbers. Not a problem, the difference between the first two is the 4th number. And we're away!!
First plate GUR759. "GUR" - well that's a gutter runner obviously. Diff=2. 9257. +Ag. easy.
then more, and more and more.....
zeroes are 10 or 0.
I wasn't driving much today, but immediately I got hooked. The number plates here generally only have 3 numbers. Not a problem, the difference between the first two is the 4th number. And we're away!!
First plate GUR759. "GUR" - well that's a gutter runner obviously. Diff=2. 9257. +Ag. easy.
then more, and more and more.....
zeroes are 10 or 0.
Posted by CroixFer on 2016-12-11 09:26:12
Yes, my devoius plan to dominate the world is working. ;)
Posted by ArrestedDevelopment on 2016-12-11 11:15:51
In answer to the question posed, I pose another:
Do you find yourself fighting the urge to swerve towards "gutter runner" plates, with malicious intent? If yes, then you know it is hatred :D
Do you find yourself fighting the urge to swerve towards "gutter runner" plates, with malicious intent? If yes, then you know it is hatred :D
Posted by keggiemckill on 2016-12-11 17:02:05
I did something like this, but now will be trying to do what you do..... ya dick hole. Fortunately for me our plates have letter in them, so I won't be able to.
Posted by JellyBelly on 2016-12-11 22:36:54
I imagine you hate Gutter Runners even more after our BBB final earlier! (You squished a couple though) ;)