Little blond pigtails was a special Snotling.

For nearly 40 games she and her crew of merry vandals carved a bloody swathe through the Ranked division. A scourg of pickers and honest challengers alike, Pigtails and her team took a special delight in wrecking their win rate and drinking the sweet, sweet tears that followed.

Even when victory was beyond them, they never despaired and led by their stalwart leader, made sure they would be remembered, carving their legend into their opponents memories through a ocean of blood and broken bodies.

While captained by Little blond pigtails, Shine on the rainbow would keep a 50% win rate and forced 4 concessions while killing 15 players and maiming many, many more. They took on all comers and regularly played teams upto a million in TV higher than them. Dwarf, Elf, Lizard or Greenskin, all were faced without fear and all grew to learn that greatness as well as mortal danger, can come in very small packages.

Pigtails finally met her end in the dying moments of a game against some hugely experienced Woodelves. Totally out matched and at times betrayed by both Nuffle and her moron head coach she didn't give up and by sheer force of will and dazzling artistry somehow managed to drag her team into a position where they could earn a hugely creditable draw.

With the last dice roll of the match she had only to dodge away from the last despairing Wood Elf defender when Nuffle struck. Alas for all of us left behind He chose that moment to pluck her from this earth; with double ones he took her from us and placed her, the crown of glory now forever on her brow, home and at His side.

Little blonde pigtails, we miss you.


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