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JackassRampant
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2020

2020-09-15 16:46:13
rating 4.5
2020-09-11 04:42:53
rating 5.5
2020-08-17 18:43:44
rating 4.1
2020-08-17 18:37:25
rating 4.6
2020-08-17 18:08:41
rating 4.3
2020-08-17 17:54:03
rating 4
2020-02-26 04:54:58
rating 4.6
2020-02-25 17:53:07
rating 4.4
2020-02-22 18:18:59
rating 4.8
2020-02-22 17:32:27
rating 5
2020-02-19 18:01:17
rating 5.8
2020-02-18 21:21:00
rating 5.9

2019

2019-12-29 14:51:03
rating 5.2
2019-12-08 03:14:34
rating 5.9
2019-10-23 18:17:17
rating 5.3
2019-09-30 19:39:21
rating 5.7
2019-02-28 16:21:11
rating 5.8
2019-02-16 05:05:46
rating 1.8
2019-02-12 20:33:16
rating 1.7
2019-02-07 08:57:24
rating 1.3
2019-02-06 17:07:28
rating 2.6
2019-01-05 20:10:51
rating 5.6

2018

2017

2017-12-13 15:36:46
rating 5
2017-10-15 02:50:34
rating 4.3
2017-09-30 21:52:56
rating 5
2017-09-10 23:00:16
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2017-08-30 19:29:39
rating 6
2017-06-25 21:10:09
rating 5.4
2017-02-14 20:41:13
rating 4.6
2017-02-09 04:15:51
rating 4.3
2017-02-01 16:35:03
rating 3.5
2017-01-09 06:48:33
rating 5.8
2017-01-03 22:26:31
rating 2.8

2016

2016-10-26 16:39:39
rating 5.9
2016-10-06 01:38:35
rating 5.5
2016-07-02 01:18:38
rating 4.3
2016-06-28 18:54:58
rating 3.5
2016-01-28 08:12:39
rating 4.6
2016-01-27 18:15:53
rating 6

2015

2015-08-22 17:42:52
rating 2.4
2015-01-26 16:45:18
rating 5

2014

2014-10-01 03:51:24
rating 4.4
2014-03-14 17:58:34
rating 5
2014-03-12 19:49:16
rating 4.2
2014-02-27 02:15:42
rating 4.3

2013

2013-10-24 16:16:38
rating 4.5
2013-10-16 05:15:52
rating 4.9
2013-10-14 23:39:13
rating 4.8
2013-10-10 00:50:25
rating 4.1
2013-09-24 01:51:44
rating 4.2
2013-09-13 21:36:27
rating 4.2
2013-09-12 20:11:38
rating 5.9
2013-05-16 21:39:45
rating 2.1
2013-03-02 19:45:11
rating 3.9
2013-02-10 21:10:12
rating 4
2013-01-18 06:45:04
rating 4.2

2012

2012-10-30 21:01:49
rating 2.3
2012-10-18 17:10:07
rating 1.6
2012-08-26 17:16:17
rating 2.3
2012-01-09 00:47:16
rating 2.8

2011

2011-12-09 19:37:22
rating 3.3
2011-11-09 17:54:17
rating 4
2011-11-05 20:10:25
rating 4.8
2011-11-04 20:59:28
rating 3.9
2011-11-04 16:39:57
rating 4.6
2011-11-03 05:19:08
rating 2.2
2011-09-21 09:08:03
rating 3.2
2011-08-14 14:51:08
rating 3.8
2011-12-09 19:37:22
15 votes, rating 3.3
Ghastly Old Proverbs: need more names
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=674775

Theme: unflattering look at Republican memes. All in good sport, of course. :P

Get a Job
A Taxpayer, Not a Choice
You Deserve to Be Poor
What Child Labor Laws?
St. Ronnie Did No Wrong
Taxes Are Always Too High
Maybe I Loved America Too Much
Paranoid Style
Kenyan Anticolonialism
Ooh Becky Becky Becky Stan Stan
Stop China From Getting Nukes!

Got any more? Gotta be contemporary or timeless: no Teapot Dome or Watergate references, please.
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Comments
Posted by Cavetroll on 2011-12-09 20:01:37
Trickle-down bollocks!
Posted by Synn on 2011-12-09 21:33:45
Read my lips
Fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them here
Potatoe
Out of my cold dead hands

Posted by Reisender on 2011-12-09 21:41:37
God sent those hurricanes
Posted by Redgum on 2011-12-10 01:04:03
"Potatoe"

That's gold.

What about:
"known knowns, known unknowns, unknown knowns and unknown unknowns"
"sharing is socialism"
"the rich need tax cuts too"
"Watch my swing"
Posted by pythrr on 2011-12-10 10:41:13
um, all fun and such, but these are NOT proverbs
Posted by Mattius on 2011-12-10 11:59:57
"I'm Proud to be a Christian"......
Posted by liquidorange on 2011-12-10 20:22:15
Engaging in Class Warfare
Posted by PainState on 2011-12-10 22:21:19
* The early bird gets to redistirbute the worm

* There is such a thing as free lunch.

* Inaction speaks louder than work

* All good things come to those who register dead voters

* A stimulus in time, saves or creates nine of something or other.

* Slothfulness is golden

* A penny saved is a penny which needs to be taxed and redistributed to those not fortunate enough win lifes "lottery".

* If a first you dont succeed, lie and lie again.

* It is much safer to hunt with a Cheney than to drive with a Kennedy.

* At some point you have made enough money.

Posted by JackassRampant on 2011-12-14 05:57:52
Okay, so far the winners are:

Read My Lips
Potatoe
My Cold Dead Hands
Unknown Unknowns