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JackassRampant
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Human
Legend
Human
Record
281/131/119
Win Percentage
65%
Orc
Super Star
Orc
Record
109/45/60
Win Percentage
61%
Overall
[R]
Super Star
Overall
Record
731/275/314
Win Percentage
66%
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2020

2020-09-15 16:46:13
rating 4.5
2020-09-11 04:42:53
rating 5.5
2020-08-17 18:43:44
rating 4.1
2020-08-17 18:37:25
rating 4.6
2020-08-17 18:08:41
rating 4.3
2020-08-17 17:54:03
rating 4
2020-02-26 04:54:58
rating 4.6
2020-02-25 17:53:07
rating 4.4
2020-02-22 18:18:59
rating 4.8
2020-02-22 17:32:27
rating 5
2020-02-19 18:01:17
rating 5.8
2020-02-18 21:21:00
rating 5.9

2019

2019-12-29 14:51:03
rating 5.2
2019-12-08 03:14:34
rating 5.9
2019-10-23 18:17:17
rating 5.3
2019-09-30 19:39:21
rating 5.7
2019-02-28 16:21:11
rating 5.8
2019-02-16 05:05:46
rating 1.8
2019-02-12 20:33:16
rating 1.7
2019-02-07 08:57:24
rating 1.3
2019-02-06 17:07:28
rating 2.6
2019-01-05 20:10:51
rating 5.6

2018

2017

2017-12-13 15:36:46
rating 5
2017-10-15 02:50:34
rating 4.3
2017-09-30 21:52:56
rating 5
2017-09-10 23:00:16
rating 4.9
2017-08-30 19:29:39
rating 6
2017-06-25 21:10:09
rating 5.4
2017-02-14 20:41:13
rating 4.6
2017-02-09 04:15:51
rating 4.3
2017-02-01 16:35:03
rating 3.5
2017-01-09 06:48:33
rating 5.8
2017-01-03 22:26:31
rating 2.8

2016

2016-10-26 16:39:39
rating 5.9
2016-10-06 01:38:35
rating 5.5
2016-07-02 01:18:38
rating 4.3
2016-06-28 18:54:58
rating 3.5
2016-01-28 08:12:39
rating 4.6
2016-01-27 18:15:53
rating 6

2015

2015-08-22 17:42:52
rating 2.4
2015-01-26 16:45:18
rating 5

2014

2014-10-01 03:51:24
rating 4.4
2014-03-14 17:58:34
rating 5
2014-03-12 19:49:16
rating 4.2
2014-02-27 02:15:42
rating 4.3

2013

2013-10-24 16:16:38
rating 4.5
2013-10-16 05:15:52
rating 4.9
2013-10-14 23:39:13
rating 4.8
2013-10-10 00:50:25
rating 4.1
2013-09-24 01:51:44
rating 4.2
2013-09-13 21:36:27
rating 4.2
2013-09-12 20:11:38
rating 5.9
2013-05-16 21:39:45
rating 2.1
2013-03-02 19:45:11
rating 3.9
2013-02-10 21:10:12
rating 4
2013-01-18 06:45:04
rating 4.2

2012

2012-10-30 21:01:49
rating 2.3
2012-10-18 17:10:07
rating 1.6
2012-08-26 17:16:17
rating 2.3
2012-01-09 00:47:16
rating 2.8

2011

2011-12-09 19:37:22
rating 3.3
2011-11-09 17:54:17
rating 4
2011-11-05 20:10:25
rating 4.8
2011-11-04 20:59:28
rating 3.9
2011-11-04 16:39:57
rating 4.6
2011-11-03 05:19:08
rating 2.2
2011-09-21 09:08:03
rating 3.2
2011-08-14 14:51:08
rating 3.8
2014-03-12 19:49:16
11 votes, rating 4.2
First Legend… after 958 games!
Howdy, folks! Help me welcome Edward Grottybrook as my first entry to the world of Legendary FUMBBL players! Yeah, yeah, he's a TacklePOMBer, super-creative lol. But he's also a Human Lineman, and only the third Human Lino legend in the documented history of FUMBBL. And he's my first Legend after 958 games (490 wins, even), there's gotta be some kind of record in there somewhere.

On a related note: considering taking these guys to GLT. I think that if I hired a Blitzer squad, spent a quarter building them for the tournament, then fired them when it was over, that would be a ton of fun. If I do, how should I name them?
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Comments
Posted by Lorebass on 2014-03-12 20:02:17
The "Replaceables"
Posted by the_Sage on 2014-03-12 20:02:36
That's one helluva cool lineman!
Posted by JackassRampant on 2014-03-12 20:08:19
Well, I'd really like to name them "Merc Blitzer #1" etc. But that's not legal. :( Ditto "Replaceable A" or whatever, or so I think… am I wrong?
Posted by Cavetroll on 2014-03-12 20:16:47
Grats on Mr. Grottybrook. A man among linemen. If I ever manage to get a Legend, I will blow your record out of the water (1631 games/864 wins and counting, still no Legend).

What about Expendable <insert name> for the Blitzers? If you wanted to suck up, you could use the names of your 4 favorite admins/coder/guru/security-monkey/approver/tournament organizer. For example - Expendable Christer, Expendable Kalimar, Expendable Woodstock, Expendable Shadow46x2, Expendable Kryten, Expendable PurpleChest or whatever you want.
Posted by JackassRampant on 2014-03-12 20:23:16
There are more than four who would feel slighted if left out… :P But I like "Expendable (X)"! Or I could name them by omitted terms in the JM randomizer. Like "Terrence Greenriver" and "Matthew Purplegnome".
Posted by Carlo_Pellegatti on 2014-03-12 20:24:44
Awesome Lineman!
Posted by phil78 on 2014-03-12 20:34:29
Congrats on the Legend!
Posted by Lorebass on 2014-03-12 20:57:35
we don't care so much if there is a number tag like "IV" on "Expendable John II"
Posted by Shades_SteelFist on 2014-03-12 21:27:38
How about names like Arnold Alpha, Barry Beta, Gary Gamma ect ect
Posted by JackassRampant on 2014-03-12 21:59:37
Usually those number tags denote chronology, though. I'd be hiring Merc Blitzer #1, Merc Blitzer #2, etc. all at once.
Posted by maysrill on 2014-03-12 22:34:59
Congrats. My first was a blodge/BT/Tackle/MB/etc. saurus, who was my only LRB4 legend. He died a couple games later on a snaked GFI apofail.
Posted by JackassRampant on 2014-03-13 00:09:46
Is this funny enough? ***
Merc Ringer #1
Merc Dark-Horse #2
Merc Semi-Pro #3
Merc Freelancer #4