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JackassRampant
Last seen 9 hours ago
Human
Legend
Human
Record
283/131/120
Win Percentage
65%
Orc
Super Star
Orc
Record
109/45/60
Win Percentage
61%
Overall
[R]
Legend
Overall
Record
733/275/315
Win Percentage
66%
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2020

2020-09-15 16:46:13
rating 4.5
2020-09-11 04:42:53
rating 5.5
2020-08-17 18:43:44
rating 4.1
2020-08-17 18:37:25
rating 4.6
2020-08-17 18:08:41
rating 4.3
2020-08-17 17:54:03
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2020-02-26 04:54:58
rating 4.6
2020-02-25 17:53:07
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2020-02-22 18:18:59
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2020-02-22 17:32:27
rating 5
2020-02-19 18:01:17
rating 5.8
2020-02-18 21:21:00
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2019

2019-12-29 14:51:03
rating 5.2
2019-12-08 03:14:34
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2019-10-23 18:17:17
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2019-09-30 19:39:21
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2019-02-06 17:07:28
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2019-01-05 20:10:51
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2017

2017-12-13 15:36:46
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2017-10-15 02:50:34
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2017-09-30 21:52:56
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2017-09-10 23:00:16
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2017-08-30 19:29:39
rating 6
2017-06-25 21:10:09
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2017-02-14 20:41:13
rating 4.6
2017-02-09 04:15:51
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2017-02-01 16:35:03
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2017-01-09 06:48:33
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2017-01-03 22:26:31
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2013-01-18 06:45:04
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2012

2012-10-30 21:01:49
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2011

2011-12-09 19:37:22
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2011-11-09 17:54:17
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2011-11-05 20:10:25
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2011-11-04 20:59:28
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2011-11-04 16:39:57
rating 4.6
2011-11-03 05:19:08
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2011-09-21 09:08:03
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2011-08-14 14:51:08
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2015-02-04 16:49:19
6 votes, rating 4.3
Skaven, Underworld, Wood Elves: Raise $ for FUMBBL
The Ranked Amateurs have played 7 of the 10 team races in the Ranked Amateurs vs the Grid Challenge. We are currently seeking Skaven, Underworld, and Wood Elf teams: if you challenge us with a team of one of these three races, and you win, you will raise a total of $24.79 USD for FUMBBL! Any takers? Reply here or PM me, and we'll work out a challenge.

We are also taking on challengers from the other six races yet to have beaten us: Amazon, Dark Elf, Elf, Goblin, Halfling, and Vampire. If you play one of these teams, don't fear the occasional uphill match, and want to raise money for FUMBBL, PM me, and we'll get a game going! So far, coaches have raised $78.74 for the cause: will you be the next one to help the site without going out of pocket?

Yes, we have five tackle. Yes, you have to win (ties don't count). No, we don't plan on making this challenge easy. But with Gutter Runners, ClawPOMB, or Wardancers, you'd think any ol' coach would have a shot at pulling it off on a lucky day, and there are better coaches than me on this site. I'll play anyone, and take most any non-stupid matchup (say, up or down 20% or so).

For those not following the challenge, we're 2-5-1 in 8 matches, and I'd say 2 of the ties were close to being losses (the other 3 were me playing ultra-conservative 'cause of the challenge). We've played 2 games vs HE (lost the 2nd one) and one each vs the six races above, in the 2nd paragraph. The wins were 3-1 vs. Amazon and 2-1 vs Dark Elves, both pitch-clears (we also cleared the pitch on the Pro Elves). The 1-3 loss was an embarrassing fiasco of a first half and a 1-1 second half. The most exciting game so far was the first one, a 3-3 tie vs Goblins.
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Posted by happygrue on 2015-02-04 17:23:33
I'd be happy to send some DE your way, but it would be quite an inducement fest, as They Mostly Come at Night is very high. Or if you prefer, I'd offer up my vamps for a closer match. These are the vamps that delivered Wreckage his 1000th loss ( https://fumbbl.com/p/blog&c=Wreckage&id=15109_ ), so I'm sure they could put up a nice fight. ;)
Posted by JackassRampant on 2015-02-04 17:43:34
Yay! Can I put you in my file for when I fill the "Amateur forlorn grid"? Still wanna get those 3 races in before taking challenges from others.
Posted by JackassRampant on 2015-02-04 17:50:24
Will doubtless eventually get some such action on gamefinder. But those races tend to dodge me.
Posted by pubstar on 2015-02-04 17:55:04
Though my dumb ol' goblins weren't able to raise any money by beating the Amateurs, I am happy for my 'most exciting game' shout-out. Doesn't look like I have anything close for the races you've listed. Did you ever kill a Norseman, or is the Equal Opportunity thing still a goal of yours?
Posted by JackassRampant on 2015-02-04 18:28:16
Haven't killed one yet. Still tryin'.
Posted by Sammler_der_Seelen on 2015-02-04 19:07:51
i have a underworld team ,which could you play.at moment there on a longtime break but they would show up this time:)Band of Nasty little Things 2 is it.
Posted by Patator on 2015-02-04 19:42:33
I have some lucky skavens currently 7-0-1 (did i say they are lucky ?)
So i'd gladly challenge your nasty lino for the cause emand to test the limits of their luck ;-)

StarScorers incoming in your endzone !
Posted by PainState on 2015-02-05 00:39:05
What has the Blood Bowl universe come to when teams fear a human team with 5 tackle?

It is so sad.
Posted by JackassRampant on 2015-02-05 00:59:37
5 tackle and 0 blitzers. Well, technically….
Posted by Eusebio on 2015-02-05 12:23:38
Chewing rodents waiting for ya...