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JackassRampant
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286/136/121
Win Percentage
65%
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Win Percentage
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Archive

2020

2020-09-15 16:46:13
rating 4.2
2020-09-11 04:42:53
rating 5.5
2020-08-17 18:43:44
rating 4.1
2020-08-17 18:37:25
rating 4.6
2020-08-17 18:08:41
rating 4.3
2020-08-17 17:54:03
rating 4
2020-02-26 04:54:58
rating 4.6
2020-02-25 17:53:07
rating 4.4
2020-02-22 18:18:59
rating 4.8
2020-02-22 17:32:27
rating 5
2020-02-19 18:01:17
rating 5.8
2020-02-18 21:21:00
rating 5.9

2019

2019-12-29 14:51:03
rating 5.2
2019-12-08 03:14:34
rating 5.9
2019-10-23 18:17:17
rating 5.3
2019-09-30 19:39:21
rating 5.7
2019-02-28 16:21:11
rating 5.8
2019-02-16 05:05:46
rating 1.8
2019-02-12 20:33:16
rating 1.7
2019-02-07 08:57:24
rating 1.3
2019-02-06 17:07:28
rating 2.6
2019-01-05 20:10:51
rating 5.6

2018

2017

2017-12-13 15:36:46
rating 5
2017-10-15 02:50:34
rating 4.3
2017-09-30 21:52:56
rating 5
2017-09-10 23:00:16
rating 4.9
2017-08-30 19:29:39
rating 6
2017-06-25 21:10:09
rating 5.4
2017-02-14 20:41:13
rating 4.6
2017-02-09 04:15:51
rating 4.3
2017-02-01 16:35:03
rating 3.5
2017-01-09 06:48:33
rating 5.8
2017-01-03 22:26:31
rating 2.8

2016

2016-10-26 16:39:39
rating 5.9
2016-10-06 01:38:35
rating 5.5
2016-07-02 01:18:38
rating 4.3
2016-06-28 18:54:58
rating 3.5
2016-01-28 08:12:39
rating 4.6
2016-01-27 18:15:53
rating 6

2015

2015-08-22 17:42:52
rating 2.4
2015-01-26 16:45:18
rating 5

2014

2014-10-01 03:51:24
rating 4.4
2014-03-14 17:58:34
rating 5
2014-03-12 19:49:16
rating 4.2
2014-02-27 02:15:42
rating 4.3

2013

2013-10-24 16:16:38
rating 4.5
2013-10-16 05:15:52
rating 4.9
2013-10-14 23:39:13
rating 4.8
2013-10-10 00:50:25
rating 4.1
2013-09-24 01:51:44
rating 4.2
2013-09-13 21:36:27
rating 4.2
2013-09-12 20:11:38
rating 5.9
2013-05-16 21:39:45
rating 2.1
2013-03-02 19:45:11
rating 3.9
2013-02-10 21:10:12
rating 4
2013-01-18 06:45:04
rating 4.2

2012

2012-10-30 21:01:49
rating 2.3
2012-10-18 17:10:07
rating 1.6
2012-08-26 17:16:17
rating 2.3
2012-01-09 00:47:16
rating 2.8

2011

2011-12-09 19:37:22
rating 3.3
2011-11-09 17:54:17
rating 4
2011-11-05 20:10:25
rating 4.8
2011-11-04 20:59:28
rating 3.9
2011-11-04 16:39:57
rating 4.6
2011-11-03 05:19:08
rating 2.2
2011-09-21 09:08:03
rating 3.2
2011-08-14 14:51:08
rating 3.8
2019-05-31 19:20:07
7 votes, rating 5.3
Americas-Time Coaches! NCBB S.32 starts soon!
The NCBB is seeking a few good Americas-time coaches. We'll start a new season pretty soon, and have eight coaches for our rookie conference. We’d like to make it 10.

What we offer:
1) a NCAA spoof atmosphere with silly takes on NCAA teams;
2) a laid-back environment, full of bowl games, coach's polls, and whatnot;
3) a special conference just for new teams, so you don't get creamed right out the gate;
4) a strong sense of history and continuity, via tie-ins to the NBFL;
5) a great mix of experience: new coaches mix with legends.

What we're looking for:
1) you have to be free to play in the wee hours Euro time (evening in the Americas);
2) you have to be a reliable coach who can play at least a game a week;
3) skill set doesn't matter much, so long as you know how to play: we have coaches at all levels of skill.

Special rules:
1) we play 9-game seasons with maybe a bowl game afterward, about 3 seasons a year;
2) after 4 seasons your players retire (graduate), and go on to play in the NBFL, by way of a draft;
3) limit 4 fouls per game, except in one or two "rivalry" games per season;
4) fluff really matters, and coaches' polls and fluff rankings count for bowl standings.

Sound like fun? PM Ex-Convict (the commissioner) or me with your shortlist of colleges, and we'll go from there!

— Jackass
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Comments
Posted by razmus on 2019-05-31 19:57:02
Wait, wait... there is the specific requirement that coaches must be able to count to NINE. Counting to nine is important. Thou shall not play games during the regular season beyond NINE. Be prepared to have the collective wit of the rest of the league unleashed amusedly if your count of regular season games exceed the count of NINE.
Posted by mrt1212 on 2019-05-31 21:44:13
Lol Razums
Posted by Garcangel on 2019-06-02 17:22:46
Please dont count to nine, chaos makes this league fun.