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Human
Legend
Human
Record
318/148/134
Win Percentage
65%
Orc
Super Star
Orc
Record
110/45/60
Win Percentage
62%
Overall
[R]
Super Star
Overall
Record
780/293/331
Win Percentage
66%
Archive

2022

2022-05-11 21:22:32
rating 4.8

2021

2021-04-22 16:08:31
rating 1.7
2021-04-11 21:56:47
rating 4.2
2021-04-02 03:43:12
rating 4.6

2020

2020-09-15 16:46:13
rating 4.2
2020-09-11 04:42:53
rating 5.5
2020-08-17 18:43:44
rating 4.1
2020-08-17 18:37:25
rating 4.6
2020-08-17 18:08:41
rating 4.3
2020-08-17 17:54:03
rating 4
2020-02-26 04:54:58
rating 4.6
2020-02-25 17:53:07
rating 4.4
2020-02-22 18:18:59
rating 4.8
2020-02-22 17:32:27
rating 5
2020-02-19 18:01:17
rating 5.8
2020-02-18 21:21:00
rating 5.9

2019

2019-12-29 14:51:03
rating 5.2
2019-12-08 03:14:34
rating 5.9
2019-10-23 18:17:17
rating 5.3
2019-09-30 19:39:21
rating 5.7
2019-01-05 20:10:51
rating 5.6

2018

2017

2017-12-13 15:36:46
rating 5
2017-10-15 02:50:34
rating 4.3
2017-09-30 21:52:56
rating 5
2017-09-10 23:00:16
rating 4.9
2017-08-30 19:29:39
rating 6
2017-06-25 21:10:09
rating 5.4
2017-02-14 20:41:13
rating 4.6
2017-02-09 04:15:51
rating 4.3
2017-02-01 16:35:03
rating 3.5
2017-01-09 06:48:33
rating 5.8
2017-01-03 22:26:31
rating 2.8

2016

2016-10-26 16:39:39
rating 5.9
2016-10-06 01:38:35
rating 5.5
2016-07-02 01:18:38
rating 4.3
2016-06-28 18:54:58
rating 3.5
2016-01-28 08:12:39
rating 4.6
2016-01-27 18:15:53
rating 6

2015

2015-08-22 17:42:52
rating 2.4
2015-01-26 16:45:18
rating 5

2014

2014-10-01 03:51:24
rating 4.4
2014-03-14 17:58:34
rating 5
2014-03-12 19:49:16
rating 4.2
2014-02-27 02:15:42
rating 4.3

2013

2013-10-24 16:16:38
rating 4.5
2013-10-16 05:15:52
rating 4.9
2013-10-14 23:39:13
rating 4.8
2013-10-10 00:50:25
rating 4.1
2013-09-24 01:51:44
rating 4.2
2013-09-13 21:36:27
rating 4.2
2013-09-12 20:11:38
rating 5.9
2013-05-16 21:39:45
rating 2.1
2013-03-02 19:45:11
rating 3.9
2013-02-10 21:10:12
rating 4
2013-01-18 06:45:04
rating 4.2

2012

2012-10-30 21:01:49
rating 2.3
2012-10-18 17:10:07
rating 1.6
2012-08-26 17:16:17
rating 2.3
2012-01-09 00:47:16
rating 2.8

2011

2011-12-09 19:37:22
rating 3.3
2011-11-09 17:54:17
rating 4
2011-11-05 20:10:25
rating 4.8
2011-11-04 20:59:28
rating 3.9
2011-11-04 16:39:57
rating 4.6
2011-11-03 05:19:08
rating 2.2
2011-09-21 09:08:03
rating 3.2
2011-08-14 14:51:08
rating 3.8
2020-09-11 04:42:53
11 votes, rating 5.5
Twisted Assister: We're Not Gonna Block It
(chorus)
We're not gonna block it!
No, we ain't gonna sock it!
We're not gonna block it, this turn!

You're spewing pus and ooze and
There ain't no way we'll bruise you!
With AV9, Regen, too strong!

You got that stench that lingers:
Touch you, get sticky fingers!
If I don't block, what can go wrong?

(chorus)

Turn plan is blown to bits and
I need to throw extra hits to
Get this thing down through all that goo.

My will to block has faded;
I'm getting constipated.
I need 2+, a 1 won't do.

(chorus)

(Moan)
(Moan)
(Moan)

You're gross! (Yeah!)
Unclean! (Yeah!)
Cannot ... Unsee! (Yeah!)

(chorus)
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Comments
Posted by Jeffro on 2020-09-11 05:16:38
Have added to my ukulele play list.
Posted by Uber on 2020-09-11 05:25:49
Coming soon in your friendly Nurgle vs. High Elf rivalry!
Posted by razmus on 2020-09-11 14:49:10
\o/ https://fumbbl.com/i/553683 \o/
Posted by Rbthma on 2020-09-11 17:49:22
Gave me an earworm, but I liked it :D