Posted by Mr_Foulscumm on 2013-06-13 11:55:56

Possibly the first "kill all mens" blog I actually approve of :)

Go High Elves!

Posted by harvestmouse on 2013-06-13 11:57:35

Wow this things taking off! It's all pretty cool.

Posted by huff on 2013-06-13 12:08:29

Get in on the action HM.

Posted by Meanandugl on 2013-06-13 12:24:57

Yeah, join Lord Jimmy! Let's show the dull brutes out there what agility means!

Posted by cowhead on 2013-06-13 12:42:08

Forget about High Elves in Ulthuan come join the real elves in Bretonnia.

Posted by the_Sage on 2013-06-13 13:31:47

Don't come to Naggaroth. You are not welcome there. Leave us in our misery. We will come to you. You will know when the time comes.

Posted by Rabe on 2013-06-13 15:17:19

What the_Sage says!

Posted by Badoek on 2013-06-13 15:45:29

join the hype!
Lustria could do with some Slann!

Posted by Meanandugl on 2013-06-13 16:35:56

Real elves in Bretonnia? Pardon? Ulthuan elves have recently been joined by a small band of woodelf expats. Rumours say these guys are totally fed up with the lumberjack bloodbowl style fancied be Bretonnians. Okay, you guys will have cool Murker-made logos. But cool logos don't win games.

Agility rules. Join Ulthuan!

Posted by mrbibitte3 on 2013-06-13 16:51:32

As said, we, the expat Woood elves of Ulthan, were surely fed up with the lumberjack bloodbowl style fancied by the Bretonians. But what really made us move here in the first place are the colourful birds. Boy are they a blessing to observe with their rainbow coloured feathers ! Watching them always nearly make me drown in my own joyful tears. Also, let's not forget Ultuan's travel brochures... High elves do design really nice travel brochures.

Posted by pythrr on 2013-06-13 16:57:46

JOIN WITH ORC MENS!

KILL ELF MENS

Posted by Cavetroll on 2013-06-13 17:00:04

Orcs is da bestist! Puny elves are lowah dan numbah TOO!

(but props to Jimmy for advertising the World Championship league)

Posted by mrbibitte3 on 2013-06-13 17:12:57

Orclands smells ! Ulthuan rules !

Posted by JimmyFantastic on 2013-06-13 17:28:43

Orcs just be mirin' our aesthetics.

Posted by Meanandugl on 2013-06-13 17:40:02

Typo? Orcs are beasts, but sure not best. We'll teach you some lessons. Lesson one, try to sing:

"Everybody goes to parties
They dance this mess around
They do the Shu-ga-loo
Do the Shy Tuna
Do the Camel Walk
Do the Hip-o-crit
Ah-Hippy Hippy forward Hippy Hippy
Hippy Shake, Hippy Shake
Oh-it's time to do 'em right
Hey now, don't that make you feel a whole lot better?
Huh?"

Got it? Or too slow-minded to accomplish even that?

Posted by Nightbird on 2013-06-13 18:41:48

Hmmm...this IS getting interesting now w/ these optional fluffy rules. I am going to have to now make a team & get in on the action, but what to choose??? When does this all begin???

Posted by Nightbird on 2013-06-13 18:44:23

P.S. This is officially the first 'kill all mens' blog I approve of. Rated 6!

As Bob Dylan once said "Ohhhhh these times they are a' changin'"

Posted by Meanandugl on 2013-06-13 19:52:11

Nightbird, we want YOU for Ulthuan!

Posted by JimmyFantastic on 2013-06-13 20:01:23

It begins on Saturday Nightbird, and you should join us pointy ears in Ulthuan!

Posted by Nightbird on 2013-06-13 21:06:45

Hmmm...the Humans have come a calling from the Empire, but the High Elves are rapping on my doorstep as well! What to do???

Posted by Meanandugl on 2013-06-13 21:22:38

Bah, humans! Overall easier tolerable than than the greenneck brutes, but still too clumsy. Do the Shu-ga-loo! Fight for the land of the White Lions! Join Lord Jimmy! Join Ulthuan!

Posted by Nightbird on 2013-06-13 22:11:36

The Under Empire has seduced me w/ Wyrdstone & the deep, dark pleasures of Chaos!
Muhahahahaha!
>=]

Posted by JimmyFantastic on 2013-06-13 23:05:29

Pfft Chaos pleasures don't beat aesthetic elfs!

Posted by Nightbird on 2013-06-13 23:10:49

Hehe, prob not, but it will be fun!
Anyways, they needed more coaches in that category.
Just helping things along.

Posted by JimmyFantastic on 2013-06-13 23:47:50

Yeah fair does, it's all good.