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Emerging Star
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Win Percentage
45%
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2021

2021-04-29 20:32:46
rating 4.8

2020

2021-05-09 11:01:26
8 votes, rating 5.3
CIBBL Empire Regionals: Pre-Game Rd1 Swan Riders vs Immolators
Greeting Sports Fans,

A very short Pre-Game notice for only to keep the tradition of these notices without interuption. Soon your beloved Swan Riders will start their journey around the Empire for the prestigious Empire CIBBL Championship. We are already in Altdorf, where we will play against the new Witch Hunters team and we had the customary audience from the Emperor himself. A great honour indeed.
There is nothing to say about the prehistory between these teams. During Y7 it should have happened a game between the Brandystock Barrelers and the Scavenger of Human Sorrow (a previous Witch Hunter Team), but the Barrelers have withdrawed earlier from the tournament. The Immolators had an impressive perfomance during the winter friedlies with 3 W - 1 L, many TDs and CASs, so it is very understandable that this game will be very difficult for our Halflings. Despite that the Swan Riders have managed to attract a respectable crowd of fans, who is planning to make the trip and see their first game in the EMPIRE REGIONALS!!

Wish us good luck!

Did you Know...? #8
... that Roxanna Darknail, the famous Witch Elf Star Player, send an emotional congratulation letter (written in a strange deep red ink on a some kind of dried flesh, a nearby ghoul fan got crazy and tried during the ceremony to eat it) to the Arfie Shorzenegger during the Friedly Memorial Game between the Swan Riders and the Head-Shrinkers some weeks ago. It seems that they played along other during some Playoff games for Amazon Teams in the Lustria Superleague and developped some mutual respect for each other. A series of violent deaths of many sports journalists around the globe followed. A NAF committee reviewed the case and dismissed the ridiculous conspiracy theory that the journalists death have to do with their absolutely unreliable articles concerning the real age of Roxanna based on the fact that she was able to play along Arfie in the above mentioned games.
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Posted by ArthurWynne on 2021-05-09 11:13:21
Ridiculous indeed! Everyone knows that Elves enjoy centuries of youth and millenia of life (as long as they stay off the Blood Bowl pitch anyhow) so why would this possibly be a touchy subject for Roxanna?

Excellent article as always!