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The_Murker
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Goblin
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Win Percentage
32%
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2012-12-12 23:01:20
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rating 3.5
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2011-02-07 09:48:53
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2011-02-05 10:54:12
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2012-12-12 10:05:45
13 votes, rating 5.5
Respect to the Slober-Knockers
SLOBBERKNOCKER: (noun) "A tough, hard hitting, grinder, who will just plain knock the slobber out of people, play after play, game after game."

What is a true human coach? I know one when I see one. To me the best examples are those coaches who grind through a painful 16 game Premiership sprint.. and have the guts to do it again. A repeat sprinter. A "Slobber-Knocker."

Many excellent coaches are capable of starting a rookie human team and achieving amazing results at the Conference level. But few have completed a Premiership sprint. Fewer still have done it more than once. Less than 65 sprints have been completed in the Human League Premiership's 12 seasons. I have failed to complete the sprint several times.

For most, it is perhaps something they are not interested in. A challenge they can not, or will not attempt. Playing something other than a top-tier team, without claw to rip through opponents, or without terrific agility to dodge away from trouble. Without mutations. Without leap. But for some.. it is a challenge they embrace.

To me it matters not if others refrain because they care not, can not, or will not. My only concern is that there are those that DO. Here is my tribute to them. To those coaches that have completed sprints in two or more seasons of the Human League Premiership. Display those Sprinter awards with pride, men. You have earned them with blood and determination.

The Slober-Knockers:

OenarLod - 7
Dunenzed - 6
nufflehatesme - 5
The_Murker - 6
the_cursed_one - 3
Alfo - 2
anisdrin - 2
CCSenor - 3
Drrek - 2
MasterMag - 2
neophyte - 2
PacoSillas - 3
Scaramanga - 2
Starshade - 2
wintergreen13 - 2
sonrises - 2
Griffon31 - 2
Qaz - 2

For brothers in arms. (and some without arms)


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Posted by Starshade on 2012-12-12 10:08:37
I am on my way to become a member of that proud group in 7 more games. GO HUMANS!!
Posted by The_Murker on 2012-12-12 10:19:01
Aye.. and with an amazing 3rd place finish to acompabny that first sprint. Very nice!
Posted by OenarLod on 2012-12-12 10:22:39
Well said mate!

BTW, You don't see the Vault Boys in your Fans Page only because they are currently in post-match sequence in a tournaments. As soon as they will be free to join then...

YOU (or should I say WE) WILL NEVER WALK ALONE!
Posted by OenarLod on 2012-12-12 12:10:39
Ah, and regarding the spirit of the Slobber-Knockers, remember:

WAR... WAR NEVER CHANGES.
Posted by Verminardo on 2012-12-12 15:33:12
Respect!
Posted by PainState on 2012-12-12 17:15:59
Keep it up guys.

Until "the Team" can transfer from R to B. The Buccaneers will just have to keep Sloberknocking in Ranked.

Posted by fly on 2012-12-13 12:06:49
or war has changed, has it? it hasn't, and if it has it's still the same.
i smiled, thinking of that mock video on black ops (i think) -
go humans, maybe one day one of mine shall reach tv 1400+ :)
Posted by DrPoods on 2014-01-21 09:13:23
Oh it is on now!

Got to get out of the Conference first!