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2016-11-25 08:49:56
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2016-10-21 16:49:47
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Alright you bunch of miscreants listen up...
...I've taken a call from a fella calling himself Kondor, he's got some beef with some [url= https://fumbbl.com/p/notes?op=view&id=3525]elves, he's scared they want to give him an operation...

Anyway the Makeshift Mercenary Company weren't available, they've got a contract elsewhere but as we're the 2nd biggest group of badasses around he's asked if we can sort these elves out for him.

Yeah yeah, I know he was involved in that fiasco with Brick but this is on the level I tell ya. He's scared they're going to change his gender identity. No Pete don't worry about what gender identity means. All it means to us is that we're going to get paid extra to hurt some elves.Normally you do it for free.

Just make sure the little green guys are wearing the extra heavy boots right? and Agent Graves, make sure there's a enough smart pills for the boys, I don't want them popping any blood vessels in their heads this game, they got to be on point.

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In keeping with Kondors story for his team I'll be aiming to achieve a combination of these badges during the game:









Revwé I choose you!

I may need more snotlings...


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Posted by Kondor on 2016-10-21 17:17:11
SWEET! Maybe someone can rescue me! Add I the I choose you badge to your goals. By the way, I know a gnome who sidelines as a tattoo artist if you need any work done.
Posted by Antithesisoftime on 2016-10-21 21:01:19
Huh, knew there was a badge for nominating a player for death.
Killed a Krox twice after calling for his death to start in this one:
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3633156

PS: Mercs are always ready and willing to kill some foos
Posted by ben_awesome on 2016-10-22 11:08:32
I failed hard. first blitz in the first turn against Revwé and I went down on 3 dice. there went the fouling and the kill badges :-(

Still a great game and a bounty will be posted later. Maybe the mercs can collect...