FUMBBL :: Online Blood Bowl League

Now you can relive the Gerwig Barbies first-round B.A.R Brawl tournament victory over the Oldheim Mongrel Horde with the new and improved Blood Bowl Barbie Action Playset!

Start the stylish fun early by dodging Pirhanna Warrior Blitzer Midge (now with “hit-and run” action) into the gnoblar cage and blitzing the ball carrier! Then watch the ball bounce around and—praise Nuffle—land right in your Eagle Linewoman Warrior Proust Barbie’s hands.

But Proust Barbie won't hold on to that ball for long. Just use the Mighty Blow block feature to replay that crushing hit from Ogre Blocker Simon Algween. Now you knocked the ball free and knocked Proust Barbie senseless!

Don’t worry. Those Barbies can still score. Just activate the Ogre Bonehead feature, and then use Piranha Warrior Blitzer Midge to scoop up the ball and run for the touchdown.

Go Barbies! You’re up 1-0 at halftime.

But wait, there’s plenty of excitement left for the second half. Because the Blood Bowl Barbie Action Playset comes with … Cindy Piewhistle!

Use Cindy’s spring loaded “All You Can Eat” button to take out four Barbies with two exploding pies, including the ball carrier—just like the Mongrel Horde did at the start of the second half.

Can ogres score touchdowns too? You bet! Use the new “football kung fu grip” to pick up the ball with an Ogre Blocker. (Warning: football kung fu grip only works 50% of the time with ogre action figures—just like the real ogres!) Then score the tying touchdown.

Now for the most exciting part! Remember how the Barbies had little time left to score after they got the next kick-off? Even after Eagle Linewoman Lawyer Barbie broke into the clear, it didn’t look like she could reach the end zone in time. Well, just like her, you can use the new Double-Rush-GFI feature to sprint for the winning TD just before the final whistle.

(Be careful kids: Double Rush GFI feature may often fail. Mattel not responsible for any failed TD runs.)

Way to go Barbies! You won. And when you play with the Blood Bowl Barbie Action Playset, you can too! Who will the Barbies face in the next round? Will they ever win enough games to shake off those pesky thoughts of murder and restore Barbie Land to a perfect peaceful pink paradise?

The world will have to wait to find out, but you can get a head start today with your brand new … Blood Bowl Barbie Action Playset (blood and batteries not included)!

**Warning all ogre action figures come with Mighty Blow and could kill or maim Barbies. Mattel not responsible for any damages to your Barbies. Play at your own risk.**

Posted by BeanBelly on 2024-01-15 20:28:44

Fantastic!

Posted by gettym on 2024-01-16 19:54:00

Thanks! Unfortunately, they were not as successful in the second round, so stay tuned for a different kind of recap next week.

Posted by awambawamb on 2024-01-17 19:38:56

Y E S

Posted by SteelMerchant on 2024-03-13 11:14:30

I can hear the tv announcer's voice in my head, watching this add on tv during saturday morning cartoons, munching on fruitloops, a great memory! thanks for the nostalgia!


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