By the ARR vested in me I proclaim the state of the Abandoned Races Race in 2014 to be ship-shape! What is ARR, you ask? Be ye some kind of nub pirate who whines about his dice!? Visit the group page to see how you can win fabulous prizes that are now 100% more real than they were when the group was first announced! That's right, there are actual badges on that there group page! Go and see for yourself! I'll wait.

Welcome back, me newly enthused harties. All you have to do to win amazing brand name The_Murker (TM) brand badges at low, low prices (see that SUPPORT FUMBBL link at the top right of this page?) is to play a team of High Elves, Pro Elves, Slann, Vampires, Underworld, Halflings, Goblins or Ogres in the box. Season I: Out of the Chaos closes at the end of this month so there is still time.

Be sure to check out the recently revamp(ir)ed leaderboard, with almost 200 qualifying teams and the ability to filter by race. That's right, be the bigot we all know ye to be and look only at the two completed Vampire sprints (by the same coach!), or the High Elves without barely a half sprint to their name.

And watch out - this ride is rated