In the five most recent outings of the Orcs are Elves Too team, they have had 4 games without any prizemoney. One of these games required Legolas the troll to be replaced after a nasty skaven foul, a failed regeneration and an ineffectual apothecary.

The fans have been slowly deserting us. Even the high CAS, high TD game against WE couldn't draw them back... Soon will be forced to pose for sports calendars or something.