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2016-01-30 01:10:36
17 votes, rating 5.6
17 votes, rating 5.6
First legend
Springor Hop-Hop the pogo of the Scabby Eye Saracens has won the dubious title of being my first legend in over a decade playing this fine game.
He was sitting on 175spp at the start of a game vs PsykoSamurai's Vamps and despite my team successfully removing thralls, Springor steadfastly refused to pick up the ball or do anything close to gather any spp.
Next game, vs Santamaria's rats and once again he refuses to pick up the ball, then once he does he gets powed to the KO box where he spends most of the game. Fans eventually took pity on him and voted him mvp. This achievement is the definition of not a bang but a whimper.
He's currently closing in on some active goblin lists but the only one he tops is rushing yards.
There was a close inter-team rivalry between Springor and top troll blocker Other 'Un as to who would be legend first. Springor would dance the ball over the line only to look up and see Other 'Un stomping some poor elf's skull into the ground. Other Un is currently at 169spp so he's pretty close too.
He was sitting on 175spp at the start of a game vs PsykoSamurai's Vamps and despite my team successfully removing thralls, Springor steadfastly refused to pick up the ball or do anything close to gather any spp.
Next game, vs Santamaria's rats and once again he refuses to pick up the ball, then once he does he gets powed to the KO box where he spends most of the game. Fans eventually took pity on him and voted him mvp. This achievement is the definition of not a bang but a whimper.
He's currently closing in on some active goblin lists but the only one he tops is rushing yards.
There was a close inter-team rivalry between Springor and top troll blocker Other 'Un as to who would be legend first. Springor would dance the ball over the line only to look up and see Other 'Un stomping some poor elf's skull into the ground. Other Un is currently at 169spp so he's pretty close too.
Comments
Posted by Uedder on 2016-01-30 01:27:44
Great job mate! A pogoer as your first legend is a great! :D
Posted by keggiemckill on 2016-01-30 01:48:15
Good write up yo.
Posted by PsykoSamurai on 2016-01-30 01:54:36
Another job well done Jon!
Posted by Beanchilla on 2016-01-30 03:42:57
Beastly! That's awesome man.
Posted by santamaria on 2016-01-30 04:07:19
He was just assisting the coach to motivate his teammates, just like a true legend!
Congrats again for the mighty pogoer (but i still hate him, of course!)
Congrats again for the mighty pogoer (but i still hate him, of course!)
Posted by pythrr on 2016-01-30 05:58:07
d'aw bro, wherez yr chainsaw, eh cuzzie bro?
Posted by Rbthma on 2016-01-30 06:19:13
Heck of a Goblin team there - good job on the legend!
Posted by jdm on 2016-01-30 09:54:06
Thanks for the nice words guys.
First game as a legend, Springor scores in turn 3, and by turn 5 he's decided he's had enough and wants to go and sit in the KO box for the rest of the game.
Any advice for dealing with a goblin prima donna?
First game as a legend, Springor scores in turn 3, and by turn 5 he's decided he's had enough and wants to go and sit in the KO box for the rest of the game.
Any advice for dealing with a goblin prima donna?
Posted by akaRenton on 2016-01-30 23:24:07
Good write up, and congrats on the legend :D