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2018-04-22 08:23:55
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2017-04-29 03:48:08
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2017-01-07 19:57:40
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2012

2012-12-30 12:10:37
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2012-12-24 22:12:50
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2012-12-22 20:43:03
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2012-09-21 07:32:09
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2014-11-30 23:15:46
18 votes, rating 6
Keggie M.C. Kill
I think I may have lost mah rhyming skills,
It's also explains why my Fummbl games have gone all down hills.
It's a well known truth that Nuffle loves some bad rhymes
Like Cyndi Lauper, Ive proven that theory time after time

I can't let this pointless story waiver,
All I'll need to do is redeem Nuffle's favour
With terrible lyrics and some bad behaviour!
My rhyming skills are still this months Flavour
So sit back, relax, and open your ears
Clench your teeth, have faith and crack some beers!
This isn't really supposed to be anything special,
Keggie M.C. Kill rhymes intentionally like an unprofessional
Head down, facing forward, like a Minotaur with Frenzy,
There is that 1 and that Mad Cow just went crazy!
Screaming in the air, I know how he feels
These failures make my screaming all to reals

It is true my dice need some Facebook shaming,
Nuffle needs to give Ricky some I Love Lucy explaining.
About why my Apothecaries are always failing
Maybe all it takes is some more focus and concentration
Im sure a change in luck won't stop my Nuffle blaming
But getting all POWs could be somewhat entertaining
then again I'll have hear someone else's complaining

Is this Bad rhyme? Maybe for some,
What has been printed can't get undone
I can't retract any of this no matter how hard I try
Twitter has taught us all not to post while High---YA!
That was a self-administered Karate kick,
Stopping me from admitting bad things in Public
The funny thing is that this bad streak started off sober,
Depends if you consider sober a Hang Over
I haven't started, but drinking may be another way out
I hear its the 2nd best way to stop a Dice Drought.


NOW GIVE ME BACK MY LUCK!!!!
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Comments
Posted by pythrr on 2014-11-30 23:36:25
lolz
Posted by PurpleChest on 2014-12-01 01:48:20
bantz
Posted by Jeffro on 2014-12-01 01:57:41
/me snaps incessantly
Posted by PaddyMick on 2014-12-01 03:12:08
Make a Video get on MTV
Posted by Lorebass on 2014-12-01 03:31:40
Now Play Detroilet!
Posted by Rabe on 2014-12-01 10:04:44
Awesome! Rhymes for the win! You should name a team like that, maybe it'll be favored by Nuffle! :-D
Posted by Rabe on 2014-12-01 10:23:47
Couldn't resist:
https://fumbbl.com/p/team?op=view&team_id=789062

They'll probably never play - but creating them was fun. :-D
Posted by fralloburallo on 2014-12-01 15:17:36
Respect!