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Legend
Human
Record
286/136/122
Win Percentage
65%
Orc
Super Star
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Record
109/45/60
Win Percentage
61%
Overall
[R]
Super Star
Overall
Record
740/281/318
Win Percentage
66%
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2020-09-15 16:46:13
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2019

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2012

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2020-09-15 16:46:13
14 votes, rating 4.2
Sixteen Turns
Sixteen Turns

Some people say an orc’s made out of mud;
A lineman’s made out of pixlz and blood.
Pixlz and blood and bio and stats:
MA that’s weak and AV that lasts.

(chorus)
You foul sixteen turns and what do you get?
Another game lost, too many lads on the bench.
Oh Nuffle don’t you call me, cuz I can’t go…
I took a red card after foul number four.


As a Journeyman I walked onto the pitch.
I fouled out three ghouls, two mumz and a lich.
Well, maybe not a lich, maybe just a wight…
But the team captain said it was a hell of a sight.

(chorus)

My first five games were played in Pouring Rain
Blocking and fouling are my middle name.
I was raised in the Wide Zone by an old Minotaur
So now I rolled a ST-buff, don’t foul much no more.

(chorus)

If you see me blitzing, better step aside.
A lotta pixlz didn’t, a lotta pixlz died.
Got one pad of iron and the other is steel:
If Mighty Blow don’t get’cha, Piling On will.

(chorus)
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Posted by Halfabrain on 2020-09-15 17:12:36
Aww I'd give anything to be on the pitch long enough to make 4 fouls...