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2013-12-19 08:43:34
10 votes, rating 5.5
10 votes, rating 5.5
The Rains of Castamere (Lizards mourn the death of Puf)
The rain was pouring down on the pitch as dark elves and lizards clashed like titans. The Underdark.Destroyers were well ahead with two touchdowns, having their hornets nest stirred by some early casualties given by Cobra La. The air was wet with blood and rain as the Cobras struggled to send the dark elves home on stretchers and coffins.
The crowd began to grow restless chanting for Puf's head. Recently the coach Al13n had put out a cash bounty on Puf's head and it seemed more and more spectators were cheering for his death or seeking to cash in on the bounty. On the second turn of the second half, the pitch was invaded. The audience was clawing tooth and nail towards Puf as his team and the refs tried to gain control. The crowd completely ignored the dark elves as they sought to end Puf's bloodline. Many of Puf's teammates were taken down in the fray as they got between hooligans to stop their advance towards Puf.
Once the ref had regained control, the damage had been done; Puf had been mentally defeated. Climbing the ranks of legendary status, he had seen many teammates die at his side and decided he had had enough. He stepped forward to throw one last block. Nuffle grinned as he tempted the Saurus to push forward, but Puf stood strong in his decision. He dwelt on the temptation and thought to himself..."What would a pro do, to save his team?"
A single tear shed from Puf's maimed eye. "Fancy stuff, Puf..." he whispered. He then looked to the heavens and then to the crowd while muttering his last words, "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... all those moments will be lost in time...like tears in the rain...time to die..."
No one else could kill him, so he killed himself with double skulls. The apothecary arrived and tried to undo the horrid work Puf had done, but Puf had become emo and no more could be done.
Cobra La fans mourned, but quickly rejoiced when they found out Puf had been very promiscuous with groupies and fostered many athletically capable bastard children.
http://www.fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3517745 (Game)
http://www.fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=6006706 (Puf)
Please listen to Rains of Castamere to mourn this legend. -Rollingred
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmRWVZ5ny0I
The crowd began to grow restless chanting for Puf's head. Recently the coach Al13n had put out a cash bounty on Puf's head and it seemed more and more spectators were cheering for his death or seeking to cash in on the bounty. On the second turn of the second half, the pitch was invaded. The audience was clawing tooth and nail towards Puf as his team and the refs tried to gain control. The crowd completely ignored the dark elves as they sought to end Puf's bloodline. Many of Puf's teammates were taken down in the fray as they got between hooligans to stop their advance towards Puf.
Once the ref had regained control, the damage had been done; Puf had been mentally defeated. Climbing the ranks of legendary status, he had seen many teammates die at his side and decided he had had enough. He stepped forward to throw one last block. Nuffle grinned as he tempted the Saurus to push forward, but Puf stood strong in his decision. He dwelt on the temptation and thought to himself..."What would a pro do, to save his team?"
A single tear shed from Puf's maimed eye. "Fancy stuff, Puf..." he whispered. He then looked to the heavens and then to the crowd while muttering his last words, "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... all those moments will be lost in time...like tears in the rain...time to die..."
No one else could kill him, so he killed himself with double skulls. The apothecary arrived and tried to undo the horrid work Puf had done, but Puf had become emo and no more could be done.
Cobra La fans mourned, but quickly rejoiced when they found out Puf had been very promiscuous with groupies and fostered many athletically capable bastard children.
http://www.fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3517745 (Game)
http://www.fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=6006706 (Puf)
Please listen to Rains of Castamere to mourn this legend. -Rollingred
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmRWVZ5ny0I
Comments
Posted by Roland on 2013-12-19 08:48:33
aaw :/
Posted by harvestmouse on 2013-12-19 09:18:08
Shame:
http://www.fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3517020
http://www.fumbbl.com/p/match?op=view&id=3517020
Posted by Naru1981 on 2013-12-19 10:50:28
let's see if he is true to his word lol
Posted by PainState on 2013-12-19 15:58:40
Very conflicted about this. Rated a 6 for the fluff...rated a 1 that a legend would go all emo and commit suicide.
So in the end I will go with the record book. Puff has taken on Krikack in 2 matches. He edged Krikack on the CAS line 7-3. So puff won the head to head match ups...so I quess it will be a 6 then.
So in the end I will go with the record book. Puff has taken on Krikack in 2 matches. He edged Krikack on the CAS line 7-3. So puff won the head to head match ups...so I quess it will be a 6 then.
Posted by Verminardo on 2013-12-19 16:10:00
Gotta rate any GRRM reference a 6, I'm such a fanboy. ;)
Posted by the_Sage on 2013-12-19 16:25:51
Nice writeup. Glad to see the shit go though. =)
Posted by RobRoyDuncan on 2013-12-19 17:54:49
Rated a 1... for every 100 SPP he had more than the next highest lizardman player ever. (Rounded, of course.)
Posted by AL13N on 2013-12-20 03:59:15
It really is a good day for Puf to die. I did my best to kill that basdard even fouled him several times. Yet the apothecary always saved him. Mourn his death I will not but rejoice in his death as now I know my Saurus will now have a fighting chance.
Posted by Calcium on 2013-12-20 12:10:39
Rated 6 - I'm a big fan of killing my own players :)