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Please PM me if you want any news etc adding to the group page! I am always happy to help and I realise the bbcode is getting a little messy in here!

I have tried to leave things as tidy as possible here but I realise that it is already getting a bit messy. If anyone is confused and wants to add/remove something send me a PM. (I will try to leave notes in here to explain things to anyone who comes to edit this in the future but don't worry I'm still around updating the group for the time being.)

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**News!

MORE INFO ABOUT ARR BRAWL AND COOL PICS ADDED SOMEWHERE?

All former badge winnARRs (except BrawlARR Champs, which are not in there yet) can be found here.

BOX FULL OF MONEY -- TO BE ADDED TO NEWS SECTION

A Box Full of Money is done! Funds raised for FUMBBL: $480! Details here.




ARR Brawl: The last BBB of each month is ARRs! Finish those sprints and let's activate ARR teams in the BBB and conquer through sheer numbARRs! Here's how we do it, people:




DICE CONTEST RULES - needs a link somewhere

Original contest rules follow:

Thar be a great contest underway! With the launch of Season II We’ARR kicking of an inconceivably unprecedented follow up: A six season long contest of super sprints with actual physical prize at the end of it! Read on dear pirate, or whomever is reading this out loud to our more illiterate brethren.

H’ARRs how it works. Any captain who completes a sprint of 16 games with EACH of the 8 ARR races will complete a super sprint and be given one golden ticket (there will be a badge for this), If you sprint twice with each race then you’d get two tickets, etc. Each ticket gives you a chance to win and at the end of six seasons, that’s

Narrator: “There is a brief pause here while a diligent counting of fingers and peg legs ensues”

26 fortnights, or in lubber terms “one year” from February 1st 2014 to February 1st 2015, we make the draw and see which captain will plunder the most glorious booty imaginable: An actual set of FUMMBL dice (including d6, d8 and poker chip) from the Kickstarter, shipped right to your own ship!* Plus 10,000 golden doubloons!**

The fine print: A sprint is defined as 16 consecutive games completed in one season, so playing 10 games in season II and 6 more games in season III isn’t going to count. Basically, you need to earn one legit SprintARR badge for each of the 8 races sometime over the course of the next year. Got it? Then gentlepirates: start your oldfangled wind engines!***

*Ship not included.
** Golden doubloons also not included.
*** Remember: This starts at 00:00:01 server time Feb 1st 2013 and goes to midnight Jan 31st 2014.



HALL OF FAME?

Hall of Fame!

Its time to play the music
Its time to light the lights
Its time to meet the sprintARRs on the SprintARR Show tonight.

Its time put on makeup
Its time to dress up right
Its time to raise the curtain on the SprintARR Show tonight.

Why do we always come here?
I guess we'll never know
Its like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show

But now its getting stARRted
Why don't you get things stARRted?
Its time to get things stARRted
On the most sensantional
Inspirational
Celebrational
SprintARR-ational
This is what we call The SprintARR Show!

Posted by Dunenzed on 2014-05-21 01:27:23

Many thanks to:
Dunenzed for brainstorming and editing!
koadah for scripting and scoring!
The_Murker for hacking lots of great art for us!
cdassak for weekly updates and general fluff!

PLEASE LEAVE THIS LINE SPACE HERE (Miceycraft)




Season XXIII: BoxArrMen - Homecoming
LINK TO FORUM POST WHEN IT HAS BEEN MADE!


Season XXIII runs until Sep 30th.

This month's ARR Brawl is Aug 30th!

ADD ANY IMPORTANT NEWS HERE
Miceycraft's Notes: When adding new news please make sure you increase the numbers of each box by 1 so that the new post is added to the front page of the group. Also don't forget that the now 2nd news page needs to be hidden by default and the first should be 'show'. If you have any problems with this feel free to PM me.

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News:
04/12/16 The Purple UnbelievARR!


Well, as you may or may not remember, some years ago in the "box full of money" fundraiser, a certain coach known for using Nurgz was persuaded to sprint with OGARRS to raise money for FUMBBL. Last time around, we had our very own box jedi Harad sprint with goblins! (I hear he even fouled once or twice too). This year gents, you have the opportunity to make take this one back into the spirit of original...

Because this year's candidate is none other than PurpleChest.

Getting the man to throw aside his blockers isn't going to be simply a matter of asking nicely. He wants ARR to show some love to FUMBBL and pledge donations for the site and Christer. Well, he wants bribed basically, but it's a bribe we all benefit from. If we donate enough he might even sprint with flings!

For more information and the chance to contribute please click here
02/12/16 Season XVIII is finally over...


DUN DUN DUNNNNNN. PO IS GONE. IST WEG. THE ENDTIMES ARE NE... No wait, the season is done and we get a new one.

Okostomi’s Nuevo Ricos, came through the High Elf sprint, which was one of the more competitive ones to say the least. Mid-season they weren't near the top, but part of a chasing pack that ever so slowly gained and gained on the leadARRs.Justicium’s récréation post eurobowl, make it an HE 1-2 without actually completing the sprint! cdassak’s UndARR the RadAAR led at the half-way point and having done theARR best through 16 could only wait to see wheARR it would leave them.

The Stunty sprint was secured in the end, by Cdassak's Nuffle Rewards the Cunning. The breaker of FUMBBL showing us all how it's done yet again by posting a 50% winrate with goblins over 16 games!


The original forum post can be found here
20/08/16 Man the hARRpoons!


If you ever feel down when your ARR team gets matched with those high TV killers this news should put a smile on your face.

Miceycraft's Pirates of Bogwash took on Fistfull of Steel during this fantastic match and finally achieved one of their long term goals; they are now the proud owners of a 'Man the hARRpoons' badge. Not only did they beat a team over 2000tv the Orcs were also 850tv higher.

If you want to call yourself a true Kraken slayer like these mischievous goblin pirates then you need to either: Win against a team >2,000k TV OR win playing uphill >600k TV.





More information about this badge (and many others) can be found under the Loot! tab
04/08/16 Season XVI has finished...


Season XVI finished at the end of July and featured 19 teams sprinting to completion. Numbers were hampered by the ARRival of both summARR and the Secret League going live. But we plow onwARRds...

The season resolved with High Elves claiming their 5th title (second to vamps in overall number) with Timetis' Needle's Eye claiming top spot with a mighty 15/0/1 sprint. The top three was rounded out by Kingvan’s New Vamps On The Blood in second with 55pts and Harad’s Vumpires in third with 53pts.

The top stunty team was Large Brogre High-Fivers and it is wintergreen13 who has chosen the name for Season XVII: 'Welcome To pARRty Town!!!1!' The High-Fivers finished 15th overall, beating all the other stunty teams without even needing a completed sprint. These were wintergreen1's first 15 games with ogres, truly a mirARRculous performARRnce

The original forum post can be found here
02/06/16 Season XV comes to an end...


Season XV finished at the end of May and featured 19 teams sprinting to completion.

The season marked Kingvan's 5th ARR title as the New Vamps on the Blood once again claim top spot with 60pts. The top three was rounded out by Bancobat’s Guinguetis Narvalis in second with 55pts and Okostomi’s Nuevos Ricos in third with 50pts.

The top stunty team was Bluebay Crammers and it is CCSenor who has chosen the name for Season XVI: 'Spring to summARR!' The Crammers also finished 4th overall, a real ARRchievement, equalling cdassak's Holiday in Gombodia for the stunty record.





The original forum post can be found here

04/08/16 New Racial RecARRds from Season XV:

  1. Elven Union and Slann equaled their records for least sprints. 0 sprints!

    Halflings set a new record for least sprints. 1 sprint!

    Needle's Eye brought glory to Ulthuan as new HE records were set in best sprint (61pts), most wins (15) and another notch in best palcement (1st)

    In good news to offset PrElves and Slann underperforming, Vamps tied their records for greatest number of sprints (6).

    Due to a snotling getting trapped in the machineARRy, the cas records this season were lost to time.




02/06/16 Two new Stunty! legends in da box:

This season, two new box legends were born:

  1. Little Lord Lucan who plays for garyt1's World of Wrestling.

    Skarlock who plays for Shakall's Night StalkARRs.



We wish them all the best and hope for their continued survivARRl!










09/02/15: Dice Contest Results ARR in:

cdassask be the winARR!

With an impressive 17 total sprints (8 of them stunty), between February 1st 2014 and February 1st 2015, the winner of a set of FUMBBL Dice and poker chip is cdassak! 17 sprints (272 games at least!)

HonARRable mentions go to:
  1. 1) Dunenzed, who sprinted with 7 races - all but Slann - in the allotted time, and completed a Slann sprint in the very first ARR season...
    2) xnoelx, sprinting with 8 races, but twice with flings and none with Underworld. Some might say he should be rewarded for such bravery...


Original rules can be found here.



ARR! Matey, what de heck is ARR!?

ARR ye daft? Have yah not heard of the Abandoned Races Race!? 'Tis only the most glorious of all Blackbox metagroups, awARRding plundARR to coaches foolish brave enough to try a Blackbox sprint with one of the eight least played races in the box. All ships with a Slann, High Elf, Underworld, Vampire, Elven Union, Goblin, Ogre or Halfling crew are at this very moment sailing the high seas in the Abandoned Races Race!

Ye need not apply to the group for yARR sprints to be counted, but doing so with a team (and ye need only apply once) will get ye included in group messages.

WinnARRs will be awarded badges each season and ye can claim ya plundARR from the Loot! section.


ELF SEASON WINNER
elfe pro
GOBLIN SEASON WINNER
I Gigietti
HALFLING SEASON WINNER
I Batuffoli Malefici
HIGH ELF SEASON WINNER
High Born Blitzers
OGRE SEASON WINNER
Bashlords
SLANN SEASON WINNER
Tzunki's Hoppers
UNDERWORLD SEASON WINNER
Dark Chasm Destroyers
VAMPIRE SEASON WINNER
Order of the Salmonsnake

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Rules!

Results are from the best 'sprint' of 16 consecutive qualifying games. All Box games using an Abandoned Race qualify. (Win = 4pts, draw = 2, loss = 1)

You have 2 months to complete your Sprint(s). Check the news tab for when this season began and the next one will start.

Thar be NO CHEATING in ARR! Unless you manage to do it without getting caught, in which case - yah belong here, lad!


NOTE: Teams that are retired will be kicked at the end of each season. If that is your only team applied to the group then you will not get PMs anymore. If you'd like to stay ARRound then be sure to apply another team!







Loot!

If you have earned one of these badges, place it proudly anywhere you choose. You can embed it with a clickable link to this group page by copy-pasting the following code. Simply right click the badge you want and "Copy image URL" and replace the bold text with the copied url.



[url=http://fumbbl.com/p/group&group=8767&op=view][img]
https://fumbbl.com/i/465979
[/img][/url]



The code above will look like this:




Booty!

Minus captain happygrue's reasonable cut of "everything he wants" the plundARR will be divided fairly and with a minimum gARRoting, as follows:


1. The top ten overall finishers will be rewarded with a the most precious prize any captain could want: Bling for their team bio!










2. In addition to any other awards, the top three finishers of each of the eight ARR! races will be given a weapon befitting of any pirate!













3. Every team that completes a sprint of 16 consecutive games in one season (regardless of race or TV) may hoist the colours of a true sprintARR!












4. Any crew that wins a Black Box Brawl earns the right to display their credentials as a BrawlARR Champ! The last BBB of each month is ARRs! Finish those sprints and let's activate ARR teams in the BBB and conquer through sheer numbARRs!



5. The crews that inflict and take the most casualties in a Season get bragging rights and these two super cool badges:











6. All ARR teams with 100+ Box games should weARR this with pride:











7. Think you ARR the best... Well if you can win an XFL with an ARR team we will give you this nice bit of loot:











8. Want to call yourself an Ultimate WARRior? Well you had better complete a sprint with all the ARR teams (not necessarily in same season):









9. Win against a team >2,000k TV OR win playing uphill >600k TV and you can count yourself amongst the greatest Kraken Slayers of all time:








10. You cant always win! Lose all 16 games of a sprint and claim this plundAAR for your bio:













11. Still having a tough time on the sevARRn seas? Lowest scoring sprintARR gets to choose one of these 2 badges to wear with honour:











12. Win 5 Black Box Brawls and claim this loot:











13. Prefer to play the ball rather than fight these bashARRs, this booty is for you. Score (ScorARR) or Conceed (StrainARR) the most touchdowns in a sprint to claim them now:









14. Win a Royal Rookie Rumble with an ARR team to claim this badge:











15. The duty of every ARR team is to bring variety to the box. Prove your worth by killing (or retiring) one of those nasty CPOMBer's that plague the sevARRn seas (bonus loot if you can do this with a foul):









16. Killing Halfings/Goblins your thing? Complete a Sprint with 8+ games against other ARR teams to earn this one:









This is a simple example of how you can use bbcode to make a team bio. Feel free to copy the text and paste it into your team bio. Editing the code is easier if you post it into your notes section as changes are visible on the fly.
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Replace this text
with your team's background.
Replace this text
with any records you team has achieved,
both on and off the field
Replace this text
with any loot your team has gathered from the ARR sprints

Modified from NSL template by Balle2000.
Examples of Changes
  • Replace the high elf crest at the top left with the relevant racial one for you team. Right click on the relevant logo on the main ARR page and copy image location. Then paste this over the https://fumbbl.com
    /i/485410
    in the third line of code.

  • Replace the default text in each of the three tabs with your own text. Be careful to only remove the text, not any of the code either side of it.

  • It is easy to change any of the colours of the bio template too. Currently the background is set to C2C2C2, the foreground is set to 8A8A8A and the text is set to AD0000. These colours are set in the first two lines of code. Simply replace any of them with other colour codes from here.

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[block][toggle=image src=https://fumbbl.com/i/485397 group=bio block=records width=75%][/block]
[block][toggle=image src=https://fumbbl.com/i/485392 group=bio block=loot width=75%][/block]
[url=http://fumbbl.com/p/group&group=8767&op=view][img w=122]https://fumbbl.com/i/465979[/img][/url][/block][/block][block=floatright pad10 width=77%][block id=background group=bio]Replace this text with your team's background.[/block][block=hidden id=records group=bio]Replace this text with any records you team has achieved, both on and off the field[/block][block=hidden id=loot group=bio]Replace this text with any loot your team has gathered from the ARR sprints[/block][/block]
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RECORDS LAST UPDATED AT THE END OF SEASON XVI - PLEASE UPDATE THIS WHEN CHANGED (Miceycraft)


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Elven Union

BEST SPRINT - 56 points
Elfe Sauvage, gseize, Season 6

BEST PLACEMENT - 1st
Rain Wild, Timetis, season 17
Pro Etiquette, Chainsaw, season 19

MOST WINS - 13
Elfe Sauvage, gseize, Season 6
Pro Etiquette, Chainsaw, season 19

FEWEST LOSSES - 1
Hotline Miami, happygrue, Season 7
Metal Mettle, timetis, Season 11

MOST CAS INFLICTED - 42
ARRow Blues, gseize, Season 7

MOST CAS TAKEN - 74
Madness to the Method, pizzamogul, Season 3

HIGHEST TV - 177,25
Madness to the Method, pizzamogul, Season 10

TOTAL NUMBER OF SPRINTS - 44

MOST SPRINTS - 5, Seasons 6, 13 & 14

LEAST SPRINTS - 0, Season 15 & 16




Goblins

BEST SPRINT - 52 points (STUNTY RECORD)
Holiday in Gombodia, cdassak, Season 12

BEST PLACEMENT - 4th (STUNTY RECORD)
Holiday in Gombodia, cdassak, Season 12

MOST WINS - 11 (STUNTY RECORD)
Holiday in Gombodia, cdassak, Season 12

FEWEST LOSSES - 2 (STUNTY RECORD)
Holiday in Gombodia, cdassak, Season 12

MOST CAS INFLICTED - 48
EtARRnal Green Champions, JohnDaker, Season 9
FeARR the Bombardier, cdassak, Season 14

MOST CAS TAKEN - 96
Villaraeliae BBC BBL, mrt1212, Season 8

HIGHEST TV - 172,62
Villaraeliae BBC BBL, mrt1212, Season 8

TOTAL NUMBER OF SPRINTS - 48

MOST SPRINTS - 8, Season 7

LEAST SPRINTS - 0, Season 6





Halfling

BEST SPRINT - 50 points
Bluebay Crammers, CCSenor, Season 15

BEST PLACEMENT - 4th (STUNTY RECORD)
MastARR Chefs, cdassak, Season 5
Bluebay Crammers, CCSenor, Season 15

MOST WINS - 10
Bluebay Crammers, CCSenor, Season 15

FEWEST LOSSES - 2
Bluebay Crammers, CCSenor, Season 15

MOST CAS INFLICTED - 64
Fling Flying Circus, cdassak, Season 9

MOST CAS TAKEN -94
Haribo macht Hobbits froh, Strider84, Season 7

HIGHEST TV - 165,44
Haribo macht Hobbits froh, Strider84, Season 7

TOTAL NUMBER OF SPRINTS - 40

MOST SPRINTS - 4, Seasons 6, 7 & 9

LEAST SPRINTS - 1, Seasons 3, 4, 8 & 16



High Elf

NOTE SIZE CHANGE DUE TO AMOUNT OF TEXT
BEST SPRINT - 61 points
Needle's Eye, Timetis, Season 16

BEST PLACEMENT - 1st
Nuevo Ricos, okostomi, Season 6
Generic elves, Stonetroll, Season 7& 8
Turons High, Justicium, Season 10
Needle's Eye, Timetis, Season 16

MOST WINS - 15
Needle's Eye, Timetis, Season 16

FEWEST LOSSES - 0 (ARR RECORD)
Generic elves, Stonetroll, Season 8
Turons High, Justicium, Season 10

MOST CAS INFLICTED - 37
2 dodges 1 blitz, tmoila, Season 6
Alfheim Elfa Males , fredde_e, Season 8

MOST CAS TAKEN - 62
2 dodges 1 blitz, tmoila, Season 3
Generic B elves, Stonetroll, Season 8

HIGHEST TV - 192,12
Coca Loca BBL, mrt1212, Season 9

TOTAL NUMBER OF SPRINTS - 47

MOST SPRINTS - 5, Season 13

LEAST SPRINTS - 0, Season 12




Ogre

BEST SPRINT - 45 points
BARRbars, okostomi, Season 7

BEST PLACEMENT - 11th
This is SpARRta, cdassak, Season 4

MOST WINS - 8
BARRbars, okostomi, Season 7
HeARR me RoARR, cdassak, Season 13

FEWEST LOSSES - 3
BARRbars, okostomi, Season 7

MOST CAS INFLICTED - 77
VulgARR Display of PowARR, cdassak, Season 3

MOST CAS TAKEN - 110
Conventional Brutality, tussock, Season 11

HIGHEST TV - 185,75
Jumbo Franks and Weenies BBL , mrt1212, Season 12

TOTAL NUMBER OF SPRINTS - 48

MOST SPRINTS - 5, Seasons 5, 7 & 15

LEAST SPRINTS - 0, Season 1




Slann

NOT SIZE CHANGE DUE TO AMOUNT OF TEXT - previous 12
BEST SPRINT - 57 points
Ranaldinhos Superstar team, Nestoroide, Season 14

BEST PLACEMENT - 1st
Ranaldinhos Superstar team, Nestoroide, Season 14

MOST WINS - 13
Frogsties, Nestoroide, Season 10 & 11
Ranaldinhos Superstar team, Nestoroide, Season 14

FEWEST LOSSES - 1
Battlefrogs, happygrue, Season 2
Chubu Frogui, Nestoroide, Season 8
Italian RWC Team, Phoenix_Katten Season 12
Ranaldinhos Superstar team, Nestoroide, Season 14

MOST CAS INFLICTED - 44
Infraordinary mixed frogs, Nestoroide, Season 9
Not allowed to eat frog legs, Nestoroide, Season 12

MOST CAS TAKEN - 63
Ranidus Crol, Pedroas, Season 5
Frogsties, Nestoroide, Season 10

HIGHEST TV - 189,19
Ranaldinhos Superstar team, Nestoroid, Season 15

TOTAL NUMBER OF SPRINTS - 47

MOST SPRINTS - 7, Season 12

LEAST SPRINTS - 0, Season 16




Underworld

BEST SPRINT - 57 points
Tisiphone, Azure, Season 1

BEST PLACEMENT - 1st
Tisiphone, Azure, Season 1
Lost Children of the Deep, cameronhawkins, Season 4
Imminent Bloodsmears, MercutioT, Season 9

MOST WINS - 13
Tisiphone, Azure, Season 1
Bulboniks le Retour!!, tykoonfranky, Season 11

FEWEST LOSSES - 0 (ARR RECORD)
WARRpstoned, cdassak, Season 3

MOST CAS INFLICTED - 83
Pink Troll and the pinkies , Nestoroide, Season 7

MOST CAS TAKEN - 79
Dubipink world, Nestoroide, Season 10

HIGHEST TV - 171
Bulboniks le Retour!!, tykoonfranky, Season 13

TOTAL NUMBER OF SPRINTS - 76

MOST SPRINTS - 11, Season 7

LEAST SPRINTS - 1, Season 15




Vampire

BEST SPRINT - 62 points (ARR RECORD)
New Vamps on the blood, kingvan, Season 11

BEST PLACEMENT - 1st
We suckalot, kingvan, Season 2
New Vamps on the blood, kingvan, Season 3, 5, 11, 13 & 15
Counting on the Count, Harad, Season 12

MOST WINS - 15 (ARR RECORD)
New Vamps on the blood, kingvan, Season 11

FEWEST LOSSES - 0 (ARR RECORD)
New Vamps on the blood, kingvan, Season 11

MOST CAS INFLICTED - 62
No Garlic, skinnydookie, Season 11

MOST CAS TAKEN - 79
New Vamps on the blood, kingvan, Season 13

HIGHEST TV - 196,44
cherServiteurS, azyx, Season 9

TOTAL NUMBER OF SPRINTS - 50

MOST SPRINTS - 6, Season 7 & 16

LEAST SPRINTS - 1, Season 15