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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2014-07-04 15:42:07
TV 1530k+550k Halfling
0
Winnings 30k
16000 Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/1/0
Inducements: 1 wizard, 1 halfling master chef, Star player Deeproot Strongbranch
Norse TV 2120k
3
80k (-30000) Winnings
Spectators 17000 (1 FAME)
Fanfactor +1
7/3/0 Casualties
Inducements:
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
15
-
-
10
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
13
-
-
8
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
3
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
-
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
1
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
8
-
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
1
-1
-
1
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
2
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
2
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
5
-
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
1
-
#14
-
-
-
-
1
5
2
-
-
-
1
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
1
#90
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
-
2
-
TOTALS
-
-
-
-
1
5
86
1
12
29
3

#4 Zedinou – Broken Jaw (MNG)
#5 Bob Ratling – Smashed Hand (MNG)
#15 Phil Nurglefoot – Serious Concussion (-AV)


Encouraged by the presence of Deeproot, the Sammiches started strong. They took care of the Dark Avenger fling style, with boots, many boots, and spikes as well, but the apo managed to let him live uninjured. Strongroots applauded: there was only one true legend on the pitch, and that was him. The ball even passed next to him, he didn't care. He could have told the wizard to strike, but he didn't.

Unfortunately, things didn't end well. The chef hired by the Sammiches had cooked such a great half-time feast they all started to fake injuries to get seconds. Even Deeproot joined them. By the end of the game, Strongroots was wandering aimlessly on the pitch, wondering where all the little ones were gone.

- Let me punch them all and replace them with real players, and I'll show those half naked weirdos who the boss is! Yeah, that won't be so easy, next time, I'm telling you!

Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
2
-
#2
-
-
1
-
-
2
15
-
3
2
-
#3
-
-
3
-
-
6
12
-
-
3
-
#5
1
-
-
-
-
3
16
-
22
1
-
#6
1
2
-
-
-
5
12
6
6
-
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
2
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
14
-
-
3
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
1
-
#10
-
-
-
-
1
5
5
-
-
-
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
1
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
8
1
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
1
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
-
4
#16
1
-
-
-
-
3
16
-
12
-
-
TOTALS
3
2
8
-
1
32
163
6
51
26
4

#1 Dark Avenger (Usanata Falcondreamer ) – Broken Ribs (MNG)
The Sammiches got eatin

Berserker Eric was like a 6th grade bully terrorizing kindergarteners. 4 pudgy kids squished between his meaty hands! Upgrade to break tackle, to hawk down thy prey!

And to his brother of the wheel, Karl Ax Master, opening goal grants thee a chance at block, but the gods shift thy path again! Nay, upgrade to STR and where the belt of Hercules with pride!

and the Dark Rider makes the final touchdown to upgrade to sure hands! Hail!

But the main star of the show is Brain Buster! Dirty player power! First taking out the Sammiches' hit man sneak git, and then laying the boot to StrongBranch and all felled trees. You turned the tides. A fatted lamb and two lasses for thee tonight!
 
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