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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
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Block
Bloody
Crap
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Death
Dice
Dice rape
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Murder
Smash
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The Sunlords started in offence and had some amazing one dice pows during the half. One of their first hits caused a niggle and used up my apothecary straight away.

My first blitz move caused a RIP on a Lion Warrior using up his apothecary.

A tough brutal game with a low gate...

Whilst my opponent continued to knock me over with one dice blocks, the few two dice blocks I was getting were paying off with KOs, stuns and badly hurts.

I stole the ball and scored to take a 1-0 lead.

On the next drive, my opponent failed a GFI with his AG6 Dragon Warrior and caused himself a -1 Str. I stole the ball and looked to be in a strong position and my opponent decided to concede as he was getting p1ssed off with the injury luck.
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